Watching this was initially more disturbing to me than Ogrish.

This made me laugh really hard though.

If you want to buy a wingsuit, they run $1000-1300 on www.gorilla-worx.com.

That is for people who have never had Great Sex. My logic is simple: If people have had, or enjoy, great sex, they will NOT risk life and limb doing stupid crazy pointless shit like this merely for the thrill of it (different if someone is PAYING them oodles of cash, then risk-reward takes over.) But, there is NO WAY I want to risk my life and never experience the joy of splooging inside a woman's holes simply to know what it feels like to be a flying squirrel diving from tree to tree collecting my Nuts for the coming winter.

Why is it only white people who do this stupid shit.

You never see a negro or an asian throwing themselves out of an airplane or off a cliff.

Dude! Wingsuits are the shit! They drop your terminal velocity to under 50 mph and can give you a 3:2 glide ratio.

The only thing better is powered flight:

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As opposed to robbing liquor stores?

I didn't know who she was till a few minutes ago so i can't come up with any jokes. But I did find some hilarious footage of her wrecked plane.

Awesomely funny plane wreck.

LOL!!1!eleven!


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