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#401566 - 02/24/09 05:53 PM
Gia Jordan: Interview With a "Psychic Vampire"
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Porn Jesus
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#401567 - 02/24/09 08:26 PM
Re: Gia Jordan: Interview With a "Psychic Vampire"
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Porn Jesus
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Almost forgot...  sadly I dont know how to work a poll... I'll work on it...
Edited by electrostatic (02/24/09 08:32 PM)
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#401569 - 02/24/09 08:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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A band. Keep in mind it COULD be The Faints.
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#401570 - 02/24/09 08:41 PM
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#401571 - 02/24/09 08:42 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
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Keep in mind it COULD be The Faints.
No, it could not. That doesn't even make sense, "The Faints?"
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#401576 - 02/25/09 07:14 AM
Re: Gia Jordan: Interview With a "Psychic Vampire"
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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i think its cool she shot with who she wanted to shoot with and then said bye bye  shell always be proud of everything she shot and feel good about her experience in porn shes one of the few people that will tell you how it realy is without a bunch of bitterness gias a straight shooter
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#401578 - 02/25/09 08:25 AM
Re: Gia Jordan: Interview With a "Psychic Vampire"
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Ekectrostatic, I love you as much as I can love a girl who has repeatedly refused to show me her tits and ass but girl, we all like Gia. Picking on her is just ain't cool.
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#401579 - 02/25/09 08:36 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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Picking on her if it wasn't so forced and SLIGHTLY even CLOSE to funny might be cool. But, like most of his/her/eletrfatstics shit, is not funny.
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#401581 - 02/25/09 09:08 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Nobody's picking on anyone... Unless, there's a reason you all think she should be picked on. .. .. Anyways, I suppose it's my fault for placing my disclaimer next to the picture of a woman getting jizzed on... I don't really care if anyone thinks I'm funny. Ask Gia, funny isnt the most important thing.... As long as words like "please" and "thank you" aren't thrown around in regards to tit/ass pics or anything else, you better believe I'm not putting out, so to speak... Everyone likes Gia?... Hmmm possible true. I dont NoT like her, but did you bother asking everyone else?  Stop derailing this thread, for people who like Gia, you sure don't mind taking away from her time to shine! Thanks.  edit:by "everyone" I mean assuming "we all" is "we all at xpt". also, negative nancy's, I dont see any picking on, in my OP....
Edited by electrostatic (02/25/09 09:22 AM)
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#401582 - 02/25/09 10:48 AM
Re: Gia Jordan: Interview With a "Psychic Vampire"
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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From: electrostatic
What advice would you give to young girls wanting to do porn?... what was the worst moment in your carreer? what did you do before porn and stripping?... I say bank teller. So which is it, faints or faynt. Did you have kids before "gia" was born and a mean husband and decide to leave them to do porn? when you were a?kid were you obese? Are you gigi? Am I gigi?? I am so curious I have jumped on the G wagon fer sure...
Hey Electrostatic, it seems like you got bent out of shape when I didn't answer your pm. I have a habit of reading messages, but answering them at my leisure unless it's a health question because then I'd feel guilty for not helping someone. DukeSkywalker pm'd me some questions several times until I threw in the towel and just had him call me instead. It also seems like we're on xpt at different times, you know, with me operating at normal business hours and you sleeping all day.
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It depends what goals they expected to achieve in porn. A girl making a quick buck with plans to leave in 6 months will have a different path than a girl who wants a career for a few years. Knowing today's current porn climate, the first girl will fair better.
My worst moment in my career was when I caught chlamydia and missed a week's worth of work, including a Vivid shoot with the drop dead gorgeous Scott Nails.
Before porn and stripping, I worked retail. High end women's chain stores. We had to have client books and repeat customers. It was in Seattle during the most industrious dot.com years and women were excited to be dressed up again after grunge. Then I stripped again. Then retail again at same stores for several years.
Never had kids. Never been married.
Lol. Extremely skinny as a kid. Got made fun of for it sometimes. I couldn't keep wait on if I tried. Fuck, I miss those days.
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#401583 - 02/25/09 01:22 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/08
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I couldn't keep wait on if I tried.
Come on now...
Who is that person that gets referenced at any sign of misspelling, Jondra?
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#401585 - 02/25/09 02:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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I like them both and I'm amused.
Still want to be treated to some SPR T&A though. No rush.
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#401587 - 02/25/09 03:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
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From: electrostatic What advice would you give to young girls wanting to do porn?... what was the worst moment in your carreer? what did you do before porn and stripping?... I say bank teller. So which is it, faints or faynt. Did you have kids before "gia" was born and a mean husband and decide to leave them to do porn? when you were a?kid were you obese? Are you gigi? Am I gigi?? I am so curious I have jumped on the G wagon fer sure... Hey Electrostatic, it seems like you got bent out of shape when I didn't answer your pm.
The only out of shape thing here is my ass, literally... I don't care that you didn't reply, I figured you were busy shoving peeps on set. Either that or shame... I was bored. Dunno, don't care. Quote:
I have a habit of reading messages, but answering them at my leisure unless it's a health question because then I'd feel guilty for not helping someone.
You feel guilt?... Nice... I believe "Am I Gigi?" counts as a health question.. ok, heres a health q. How quick after binging do I puke before calories are fully absorbed and pukin's pointless?...Even if I puke, sodium is absorbed and counts towars calories consumed???? Quote:
DukeSkywalker pm'd me some questions several times until I threw in the towel and just had him call me instead.
Sounds creepy. Quote:
it also seems like we're on xpt at different times, you know, with me operating at normal business hours and you sleeping all day.
O rly?... Sleep? Quote:
My worst moment in my career was when I caught chlamydia and missed a week's worth of work, including a Vivid shoot with the drop dead gorgeous Scott Nails.
Ew. Missing work cannot be the worst thing about chlamydia, be honest. That must be awful, if it is the worst part then you are a Trooper. Oh and dunno about you, but chlamydia makes the points drop to almost nothing, no matter how gorg or hot a guy is... Quote:
Never had kids. Never been married.
I can see why.. Are you lonely? Friends don't count, trust me I know its different. All my friends get baby fever at 25, you ever do? Quote:
Lol. Extremely skinny as a kid. Got made fun of for it sometimes. I couldn't keep wait on if I tried. Fuck, I miss those days.
Couldn't wait on what?... I picture you having the shape of DJ Tanner from Full House as a teen. I liked her better than Kimmy she was a cunt. So dont get all huffypuffy over there, admit it this thread put a smile on you face if even for the wrong reasons, it's kinda nice to smile sometime's you know... I didn't think you would own up to anything humiliating in PM let alone Pub. forum. You forgot to answer, the question that started it all. Faint, Faints or Fayner? Are you in you mind, above bukkboys? And... Crap companies, names?. for health reasons whores should know so they dont go work for them. Wasting time is super unhealthy The "G" bandwagon means Gigi or gangsta, but Gigi is gangsta so its the same. Thanks, electros t. attic ps. I'm begining to think you might need to brush up on some english. Manners 101 too.
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#401588 - 02/25/09 03:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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JONDRA! I meant weight -not wait.
Of course, missing a week's worth of work sucked. That was money I missed out on.
Crap companies = companies I didn't want to shoot for because I didn't like their movies. If I hung around in porn too long, I'd still get work but it'd be with crap (in my opinion) companies, so au revoir.
I did answer your question about the Faint or Faints. It's in the first pm you posted above.
And baby fever at 25? Yikes, that's way early. My friends were just finishing grad school or settling into a career at 25. Where do you live? In a time machine in the 1940's?
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#401591 - 02/25/09 04:35 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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Crap companies = companies I didn't want to shoot for because I didn't like their movies. If I hung around in porn too long, I'd still get work but it'd be with crap (in my opinion) companies, so au revoir.
Porn isin't European arthouse cinema, what does it matter if the product is good or not as long as you get the $$$.
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#401593 - 02/25/09 08:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Just ban her until she furnishes proof she's blown a donkey.
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#401594 - 02/25/09 08:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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She stays....if nothing else, she posted this long since forgetten image and caused me to pop wood, the kind that wont go away even with serious whacking....and now I am going to call one of my favorite cum gobblers in Western New England for at least a couple hours of therapy...possibly a whole night if she is too tired to drive home and doesnt insist on me "paying" her to SLEEP in mynice comfortable guest room...It is Wednesday night, first off, biz is slow and I am an easy, enjoyable call; If I pay a Ho 1200 bucks for 2 or 3 minimal exertion (on her part) BJ/oral splooges, with complimentary booze and food (all she wants) and entertainment, and she decides she is too tired to drive back home (only 20 minutes but hey....  ) and wants to sleep with ME and my Pink Panther Stuffed Animal, I will DEFINITELY make her a awesome breakfast in the A.M.; but PAY her to sleep over? Ummmm, no. BUT.....if she happens to notice I have morning wood, and wants to play lady lumberjack, I'm sure I have several extra Franklin, Benjamin portraits tucked inside a piece of CLASSICAL Literature somewhere in my library.  Electrosatic is enabling....while all you want to decide if she is nuts or merely a meth addict, I actually want to meet her in Southern California somewhere, see what she REALLY TRULY looks like, and if she is even remotely attractive, I want to stick my weiner in her mouth and see what that looks like. I've already whacked off to Gia so many times, I already feel I KNOW what that experience looks and feels like, thanks to her ridiculous porn scenes.
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#401597 - 02/25/09 09:06 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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The puss filled zit. Kinda looks like a titQuote:
..are you writing a song,
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Now my nose and ears are stuffy and my head feels like a balloon. I neither like or dislike her. Odd, I usually pick one and stick with it. Im thinking its the front she puts up. She doesnt want to become too attached to anyone. Happiness lead to hurt caused by loss. Even if subconsciously. (is that a word?) Laugh if you want my psychic told me this not during a reading. Its common sense. I guess. True or not. Hearing it from someone else changed my life. Only some of this should make sense' I'm loopy from my cold..  edit: typo's, typo's.. sp? lol...
theres like eight different thoughts in there, and non make sense
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#401598 - 02/25/09 09:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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POST a picture of the ZIT! and a video of you popping it....
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#401599 - 02/25/09 09:30 PM
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Electrostatic is enough of a whore that she will find my desire to insert my sex organ into her oral cavity a great compliment.
i don't buy her big talk. i notice the more a girl goes on how wild and crazy she is, the more likely when you get her home she just licks it around the edges, like some pre-pube hyde's got at gunpoint.
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#401600 - 02/25/09 09:35 PM
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#401601 - 02/25/09 09:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
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How about we just ban electrostatic like we did a few months ago?
Omgomgomg!!!! fuck my life my life is over!!!!!!!!!
Really dude, I could care less. I'm tired of the whiney fucks around here. (esp. .Mods) "ooh xpt is so anything goes" until you take something the wrong way and you realize your "thick skin" suddenly wore thin... Being that most here are so negative, I shouldn't expect YOU(in general) to see anything other than, the negative... Did you notice me and the Miss were being friendly?....no..
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I didn't read this whole thread, but I don't understand any of it
 umm, so then what's the problem?
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and it is an enormous waste of bandwidth.
Right?... Just like responding to threads that I dont understand, yet have such a strong opinion on. Well said Wiillie d. Quote:
...cue electrostatic pm'ing me about why she is so persecuted... 
You mean cue electrostatic to kiss my ass begging not to ban her via PM so I can post them later and we have something to laugh at when it's another slow day at xpt because we make up shitty rules as we go along but only when it "affects" us?...
No THANK YOU sir. Not my style. Honestly I dont give a fuck, this board is really crap, dont get me wrong I do enjoy it, (I do have some of my favorite posters to thank, Tatty, Freestylah, B.I. but only as Mark_j, aussiekiwi, hamquistador, gimmecorndogs, and hyde too.) but it's not a porn forum, it's a satire, make fun of everything (except me of course, generally speaking) porn related stuff, but anything else that is funny too even rascism... which is cool with me I wont shed a tear if you call me a wetter...
Anywho, if I do get banned good luck with the PORN FORUM, THE BUKKAKE, AND ALL of the shit this board has going on... If I dont, nothing changes. Thank you and if you'll excuse me I have some tacos to grub on.
Thanks.
Yum.
Enjoy your bandwith, electrostatic
I know you will miss Ted I think i'll miss the little shittalking monkey I just found out about..
edit: BETTER NOW!?
Edited by electrostatic (02/25/09 10:12 PM)
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#401602 - 02/25/09 09:40 PM
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#401604 - 02/25/09 09:44 PM
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Don't fool yourself static- you won't be missed.
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#401607 - 02/25/09 09:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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This is what I see with every electrostatic post:
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#401609 - 02/25/09 10:20 PM
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#401615 - 02/26/09 06:56 PM
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#401619 - 02/27/09 07:03 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Everytime I see that static filled screen I think of this.
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#401621 - 02/27/09 08:12 AM
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#401622 - 02/27/09 07:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
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#401623 - 02/28/09 05:31 PM
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Are you lonely? Friends don't count, trust me I know its different. All my friends get baby fever at 25, you ever do?
I don't think you should ever get married because you're lonely! If you're lonely by yourself then you'll be lonely when you're married too!
And yeah not many people I know had kids before their 30s at least...
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#401624 - 02/28/09 05:40 PM
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I miss Gia!!!
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