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#401377 - 02/26/09 08:17 PM
Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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nerd haters
Hahahaha I bet you wish that was me. Dont worry I wont think any worse of you for being gay. Ill keep dropping loads on whores you keep posting pictures of half naked men.
Mike
Big talk from a guy who likes jacking off around other naked men. Faggot.
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#401378 - 02/26/09 09:10 PM
Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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What could I possibly get if I stole your purse Gia? Two starbucks coupons and a few undersized and overpriced organic bananas? Please.
Mike
You must NOT be new around here since you know about Gia's food fetish. Who are you really???
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#401380 - 02/27/09 12:50 AM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Enough!
Jeff Mike, I am organizing a Bukkake Strike! Your photographer has diminished the Morale of Porn's promising future talent for the last time.
Last week when I was getting ready to pop, counting backwards from 5000, Gia shot a Spit Wad at the Back of My Neck. It completely stifled my rhythm and forced me to piss myself.
I didn't even get paid.
Jeff-Mike-Steward-Norton, we the Bukkake Team feel that it is necessary to do a Gia Jordan Bukkake. Until then, I'm afraid the emotional scarring is just too much to deal with.
We are all officially on strike until this is arranged.
Plus, we want a raise. $80 Dollars, Cash.
Also, to show our true integrity, I'd like to respectfully beg you to be allowed to attend.
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#401381 - 02/27/09 06:15 AM
Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
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Anonymous
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Anyone believe Knox wrote this? Quote:
Enough!
Jeff Mike, I am organizing a Bukkake Strike! Your photographer has diminished the Morale of Porn's promising future talent for the last time.
Last week when I was getting ready to pop, counting backwards from 5000, Gia shot a Spit Wad at the Back of My Neck. It completely stifled my rhythm and forced me to piss myself.
I didn't even get paid.
Jeff-Mike-Steward-Norton, we the Bukkake Team feel that it is necessary to do a Gia Jordan Bukkake. Until then, I'm afraid the emotional scarring is just too much to deal with.
We are all officially on strike until this is arranged.
Plus, we want a raise. $80 Dollars, Cash.
Also, to show our true integrity, I'd like to respectfully beg you to be allowed to attend.
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#401382 - 02/27/09 07:27 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 02/24/09
Posts: 16
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mr belve
Or maybe Ive seen Gia at other bukkakes. You know in person. Good try and nice fail. Im sure your used to failure by now.
The rest of the haters are just so funny I forgot to laugh all the way to the bank. Ill remember you as Im dropping loads on whores faces. Say hello to your sox for me.
And thats not Ryan. Ryan stutters.
Mike
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#401386 - 02/27/09 05:00 PM
Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
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mr belve
Or maybe Ive seen Gia at other bukkakes. You know in person. Good try and nice fail. Im sure your used to failure by now.
The rest of the haters are just so funny I forgot to laugh all the way to the bank. Ill remember you as Im dropping loads on whores faces. Say hello to your sox for me.
And thats not Ryan. Ryan stutters.
Mike
No, you are the one who has obviously failed, at career choice, sexual orientation, and education...pole smoker
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#401391 - 02/28/09 12:50 PM
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Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
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How did you get her to smile? I've never seen her do that before.
He said, "Remember, Tritone might see this."
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#401392 - 02/28/09 01:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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^^^HiLarious... I wouldnt let bukkaka Mick cum on my face or jerk it anywhere near me even if I got an 8ball and me, along with all other XXXPT posters got to elbow him in the cock and balls until they turned black and fell off followed by Ry.Knox cumming and shitting on his face.... I was kinda on his side until he got all crybabyish and didnt bother to use spell check..... If you are old enough to pop boners and cum on stupid whores faces you SHOULD definetely be old enough to take a 'bow to the cock every now and then minus the tears. I suggest a new jondra in porn "Bukkake Boy Abuse"...
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#401393 - 02/28/09 02:27 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Electro-Elastic-waistline, I think I can speak for most guys on this site when I say I would rather shove shards of dirty glass through my urethra while at the same time sitting on a pool cue than jerk my dick within a 35 mile radius of your fat ass.
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You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?
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#401394 - 02/28/09 04:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#401396 - 03/01/09 07:28 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
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I will never get why you guys love her so much.... I downloaded a buncha shit she did this week outa curiosity.. and BORING.. zero emotion... complete ice.. even a hogtied scene, usually they can get something outa the whores.. but nothing.just switched off..
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I love women really..... Sadly 20 minutes with one changes that opinion 100%
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#401398 - 03/01/09 11:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I agree with both.... I checked out some of her stuff yesterday to see what the fuss is all about.... In recent weeks her "snark" has lost it's touch. I think she was pretty broken up about Lou's death and Burg getting a new "real" girlfriend.... Also since the fall of bukkake and bukkake mike constantly elbowing her about it being her fault... The poor girl's got alot on her plate.....
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#401400 - 03/01/09 09:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Me! Snarky?! Never!.... Around XPT, glass is ALWAYS shattering in more ways than one... Very. Dangerous!
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"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#401401 - 03/02/09 11:08 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 02/24/09
Posts: 16
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hey
Looks like you haters are still sucking my balls here, lol. I have enough to worry about with real whores. I dont have time to deal with you attention whores. I guess most people in the industry have to put up with this much hate. I need to look at it as a sign of my success in porn.
Mike
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#401404 - 03/02/09 05:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#401405 - 03/02/09 06:36 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/23/09
Posts: 76
Loc: Canada
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So that's what the "E" in email stands for, eh?
That makes absolutely no sense at all.
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#401407 - 03/03/09 03:50 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/23/09
Posts: 76
Loc: Canada
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"E" jack you late!
Oh. Yeah, jokes that have to be explained are the funniest...
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#401409 - 03/03/09 04:56 PM
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Anonymous
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Endeavour to persevere...
Great flick.
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#401410 - 03/03/09 04:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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The.Best.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn
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#401411 - 03/04/09 12:11 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 02/24/09
Posts: 16
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haters
Easily replaced? You wish. Whores are dime a dozen. Guys who can pop on command are diamonds in a sea of ordinary men. Ordinary men like you. Have fun with your sox.
Mike
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#401413 - 03/04/09 01:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Lance, are you a "hater"?
And if you are could you please explain to me why it is the default comeback/insult for so many people who are peripherally involved in porn.
Thank you.
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#401414 - 03/04/09 01:34 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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SHE PUSHED HER FUCKIN ELBOW INTO MY COCK,
I'd hate to get touched by a girl! It would totally ruin the mood. How could you expect me to concentrate while there are girls around?
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#401415 - 03/04/09 02:42 PM
Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
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Lance, are you a "hater"?
I like to think of myself as a lover with a grip on reality.
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And if you are could you please explain to me why it is the default comeback/insult for so many people who are peripherally involved in porn.
Thank you.
When your only outlet in life is jerking off on a girls face then your creative juices tend to dry up.
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#401418 - 03/05/09 09:24 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Looks like you haters are still sucking my balls here, lol. I have enough to worry about with real whores. I dont have time to deal with you attention whores. I guess most people in the industry have to put up with this much hate. I need to look at it as a sign of my success in porn.
Success? Dude, you're a mope who makes less than $300 per scene. Pathetic. Hopefully you have a day job.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#401419 - 03/05/09 09:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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"E" jack you late!
Oh. Yeah, jokes that have to be explained are the funniest...
Actually, jokes (however corny they may be) that go right over your worthless head, are the funniest.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#401420 - 02/14/10 01:28 PM
Bukkake Mike @ xxxfilmjokes.com
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