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Electro-Elastic-waistline

Had you said "electrosFATic" or "electrosLARDic", you might have gotten me to put down the fork for a sec so I could give it a little giggle .... but.... Nice try....
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I would rather shove shards of dirty glass through my urethra while at the same time sitting on a pool cue than jerk my dick

Now that, I'd looOove to see...
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within a 35 mile radius of your fat ass.

My fatass is about 35 miles wide if not more so you would still be right next to me while jerkin it . Sexxy times....
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"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend