Electro-Elastic-waistline, I think I can speak for most guys on this site when I say I would rather shove shards of dirty glass through my urethra while at the same time sitting on a pool cue than jerk my dick within a 35 mile radius of your fat ass.
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You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?