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#401250 - 02/23/09 12:42 AM
Monkey's Random Thoughts
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Porn Jesus
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Nothing really of interest, just one of them things  I really like man on fire, I like revenge movies but hate westerns, so when you can take the main element of a western and stick it in south america with denzel washington then its hard to go wrong. I am sure that director Tony Scott hates epileptics, nigga went crazy editing it, had me having mini seizures 45 minutes in. After watching it , I spent 30 minutes downloading reggaeton music (yes im a fag) and my ipod is probably exactly the same as el g's right about now.  Well after getting out of a long and very unhealthy relationship, your boy monkey has decided its time to get back on the horse (which im sure has a completely different meaning to gypsy), and am going for drinks with a eurasian tomorrow night. I've only dated whiteys but admired the ethnics from afar, ive yet to find an unattractive eurasian they tend to rank between sexy and mind numbling, ball tingling hot, this girl ranks somewhere between those two.   After a 6 year layoff, I played my first organized basketball game, dealing with a bout of the flu, I channeled my 98 jordan and did better then expected, 12 off the bench, next step 1-1 scene with christian x for naughty athletes, where he punishes me for missing free throws at the end of the game , sex ensues.  Im aware this isn't interesting or even thread worthy but I think im in the 4% of people who don't have a blog so enjoy a little snippet of honesty from monkey 
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#401253 - 02/23/09 04:06 AM
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I hope he doesnt have a piss bag but it would explain the other 2 guys' faces. Bahhh, The airborne gimp isnt black, ERGO, this photo is a fakee. Even at wheelchair ball, the brothers STILL ruled. Of course, even all the crippled jigaboos were on crack, while I stayed relatively clean and sober and only chipped heroin.
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#401255 - 02/23/09 07:43 AM
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#401258 - 02/23/09 09:35 PM
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am going for drinks with a eurasian tomorrow night.
Fingers crossed. Hopefully you'll have an extra spring in your step by morning. If you need an ice breaker, tell her you were sent to breed the legacy of colonial shame out of her. After pointing out it's a bad joke, tell her you're sympathetic to her plight, and would never refer to her as "exotic", "cleopatra", or "hapa booty" -- that life as you see it is a celebration of similarities, not differences. That might perk her little ears up.
Also mention if things ever got serious, you wouldn't play the typical game of keeping your male friends guessing her exact ethnic make-up, since while that might make her seem more desirable to them, it would also serve to reinforce a trophyist mentality, and you aren't about all that. Good luck!
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#401259 - 02/23/09 09:50 PM
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#401261 - 02/23/09 11:51 PM
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Great thread! Question for Monkey: What happens when you see these:      ?
hmm I only have thoughts on three of them.
reminds me of gypsy
That guys avatar
and for some reason the lead singer of 90's band faith no more
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Super Sexy eurasian, Maria Ozawa. They need to be pimping her in the states
Shes full asain, i think 
(edit , i love how something as simple and uninteresting as what the thread started out to be manages to turn into a thread of asains being pissed on, only at xpt)
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Good lord, she's stunning! This is the chick that does all the rape porn. Came across a ton of it on rapidshare, but didn't bother downloading it cuz I'm not normally a fan of the nips. Now I'm gonna check that shit out.
What ethnicity is usually your preference for your simulated rape scenes?
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Fingers crossed. Hopefully you'll have an extra spring in your step by morning. If you need an ice breaker, tell her you were sent to breed the legacy of colonial shame out of her. After pointing out it's a bad joke, tell her you're sympathetic to her plight, and would never refer to her as "exotic", "cleopatra", or "hapa booty" -- that life as you see it is a celebration of similarities, not differences. That might perk her little ears up.
Also mention if things ever got serious, you wouldn't play the typical game of keeping your male friends guessing her exact ethnic make-up, since while that might make her seem more desirable to them, it would also serve to reinforce a trophyist mentality, and you aren't about all that. Good luck!
You don't know how close you are, while working out with my bff we got into whether eurasians are viewed as outcasts in the asian community to the same extent that mulattos are in black communities, what started as we rotated lat pulldowns actually lasted 30 minutes into riding recumbent bikes next to each other. Thanks for the kind words Mark.
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You talk too much.
Thats the foundation of the board Bornyo, to say a whole lot without saying anything at all, why do you think lou is missed as much as he is?
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#401262 - 02/24/09 01:11 AM
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