Burg's Hollywood Power Index, by special Interest Group/Minority Status/Late-1960s-Pot-Smoking-Clicque, etc etc and so forth:

1) Jews (they control the most important things, like Studio Budgets, Marketing and the Movie set Catering Industry.)

2) fags --> i.e. Homos, Fruits, Queers, Fudgepackers, turdticklers, Riders-O'-The-Hershey-Highway, Buttpirates, Buttstabs, Buttcranks, any guy who can quote HBO's Entourage episodes, Kevin Bacon Fans (hi Smelly Monkey), half-Jewish Hollywood types who failed to grow up without the requisite Summer School Certification Classes on: "How To (harvey) milk Genocide Victim Status to achieve Financial & Artistic Freedom by Age 30-1/2 (the age Jesus was Baptized) and marry the Blond Aryan Bimbo wannabe actor/ctress of your choice like Steven Spielberg did with Kate Capshaw, etc etc and so forth" ....

3) Children of any modern day Hollywood star (or Burg's "Colin Hanks Rule" on how to be as interesting as a 7 month old pack of Sugarless Gum that has been sitting in the Glove Box of a Japanese brand economy car and still land decent, lucrative Movie roles like "White Guy who King Kong Miraculously doesnt smoosh", or "Horny Young Guy Diane Lane Miraculously DOES NOT fuck")

** Bonus Points to anyone who can name the movie Colin Hanks was in that Diane Lane DID NOT FUCK

4) Any Jewish sounding named hollywood type with a last name starting with "Z" ---> Zanuck, Zanuch, Zuckerman, Zorantz, Ziegel, Zossman, Zorro (the character was based on a jew, for real....look it up, it's in the Dead Sea Scrolls.)

5) Denzel, Spike, Halle dingle-BERRY and anyone carrying the nigger card in their wallet, or claiming to be related to Sidney Poitier's Great great great Grandmother, the African Queen of Botswanna who was a nymphomaniac and fucked every British Imperialist who came by her Elephant-turd hut (i.e. African Igloo), and thus begat the first MIXED-RACE race and the syndrome of Black people wanting to be white, the REAL Creative Inspiration behind such things as Kipling's premise "WHite Man's Burden", and Spike Lee's <name-that-movie>