If you can't stand banter on a message board maybe you should take your search directly to a brick and mortar adult shop. It's pretty much guaranteed nobody will talk to you there.

Fucking relax. Everyone of us can read the question you asked. I hope it occurs to you that if someone knew the answer they would have told you what it was.

You should be glad people aren't just giving you bullshit answers to waste your time.

You're welcome.