This cock hammer guy is hilarious. Best part is that I have the impression that he probably speaks the way he types.

Idiots like this have taught me a few things though.

PROTIPs: do not use the same email address everywhere you go. It is a good move to pick a totally generic username (try searching the word "conquistador", I probably won't appear in your first 500 results).

I guess a bukkake boi really doesn't give a crap about anonymity so finding him isn't a big deal, but it was worth it just to see that totally baffling adultspace page. And he is very funny.

I really hope cock hammer starts posting here. Either that or his fellow convicts make a feast of his scrotum, then hit him with a hammer.