Till I hear otherwise I am assuming this man is Donkey's BFF.
(caps not mine)
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I CAN LIFT POUNDS OF WEIGHTS WITH MY COCK! THERE IS A WORLD RECORD FOR LONGEST PENIS, LONGEST PENIS EXTENSION, OLDEST PENIS BUT I OWN THE WORLD'S STRONGEST PENIS! I WANT TO PERFORM WITH A FEMALE MODEL THAT WANTS TO GET POUNDED REAL GOOD AND LIKE NO ONE HAS EVER DID F**K YOU BEFORE LIKE I DO/DID. ~LOL.....
SAN DIEGO, CA I STARTED LIFTING WEIGHTS WITH MY COCK BECAUSE I OBSERVED IN PORN FILMS THAT I HAVE A STRONGER PENIS THAN ANY MALE OR MALE PORNSTAR. IN SUPPORT, PULL DOWN A PENIS LIKE A LEVER OF A SLOT MACHINE AND REALIZE THAT THE PENIS IS NOT AS STRONG




I don't really get what the fuck he is trying to say here.

He is trying to sell his hair for 500 bucks.

His MySpace is pretty funny, check the blog entries.

Adultspace "I AM NO ORDINARY MAN BECAUSE OBSERVE AND FEEL THE POWER OF MY HAMMER STRENGTH PENIS! No other male can lift a hammer over their penises and for those who will dare, I will call them - hammer dropped!"

Hopefully he notices I've linked to him and will come and exchange some pleasantries.
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