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#400938 - 02/21/09 07:28 PM
Re: Top Ten Things said at the Bukkake
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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Not too often I agree with Freestylah... but he nailed it.
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#400940 - 02/21/09 08:18 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
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“Marines are brave people, that’s why he got nervous and peed on the girl” (Yes a guy peed on the girl instead of cumming on her)
BAHAHAH i have never been so nervous that i pissed instead of came.. WTF:)
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#400941 - 02/21/09 08:38 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 385
Loc: Porn Valley, USA
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"Is Porno Dan always this drunk and obnoxious at shoots, or is that only at trade shows?"
Sorry to disappoint you I am not drunk and obnoxious at shoots.
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#400943 - 02/21/09 10:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I have heard much more interesting shit said in my home while watching "Once UpOn A Potty" for the 2338th time. I've lost interest in bukkake... Thanx.
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#400944 - 02/22/09 10:38 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 385
Loc: Porn Valley, USA
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Do you deny you were behaving like a drunken ass in Berlin? Do you have a different code of conduct for trade shows?
I was an out of control maniac at the Venus Berlin show. If you went through what we went through you would have been drinking as much we did.
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#400947 - 02/22/09 01:07 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 385
Loc: Porn Valley, USA
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“Don’t wear those one inch Chinese woman flast”(She didn’t)
WTF does this mean? 
I made a typo as usual - I meant to write flats
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#400948 - 02/22/09 05:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Porno Dan: Quote:
If you went through what we went through you would have been drinking as much we did.
I'm at a loss for words to describe my feelings after reading this sentence.
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#400950 - 02/22/09 08:06 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 385
Loc: Porn Valley, USA
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I think its called rationalization Freestylah. Porno Dan is once again trying to shift responsibility for his actions to anyone but himself. Please tell your countrymen not to allow him in anymore!
Far from it.
I take full responsbility for all of my actions.
I made the choice to drink, act like a hooligan and be a maniac.
I am sure I will make that choice again soon.
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#400954 - 02/24/09 01:58 PM
Re: Top Ten Things said at the Bukkake
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Here's another list of the top 10 things said at that bukkake
"Why is Porno Dan looking at my cock?"
"Man, that Porno Dan is a total douche bag."
"Does Porno Dan realize that he is not funny and he is just an annoying prick?"
"My real goal is go to mainstream."
"Did you hear that LouCypher died?"
"That little Slumdog Millionaire chick just pushed me."
"What the fuck is up with Joaquin Phoenix?"
"Does Porn Dan ever shut the fuck up?"
"DROPPING LOADS!!!"
"What time does the bus leave?"
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#400956 - 02/24/09 04:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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You have to think these things through. That would involve touching a bukkake boy.
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#400957 - 02/24/09 04:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Thinking things through does not appear to be his strong suit.
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#400959 - 02/24/09 08:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 385
Loc: Porn Valley, USA
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Here's another list of the top 10 things said at that bukkake
"Why is Porno Dan looking at my cock?"
"Man, that Porno Dan is a total douche bag."
"Does Porno Dan realize that he is not funny and he is just an annoying prick?"
"My real goal is go to mainstream."
"Did you hear that LouCypher died?"
"That little Slumdog Millionaire chick just pushed me."
"What the fuck is up with Joaquin Phoenix?"
"Does Porn Dan ever shut the fuck up?"
"DROPPING LOADS!!!"
"What time does the bus leave?"
Damn you spend a lot of time thinking about me
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#400960 - 02/24/09 09:12 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Your greatest wish in life is that ANYBODY is thinking of you.
Unfortunately for you, this is the most attention you've gotten in years.
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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#400963 - 02/25/09 09:25 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 385
Loc: Porn Valley, USA
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Porno Dan tried to be the poor man's Monstar and failed miserably.
Monstar is a publicist and a great one at that.
I am a producer/director.
Last time I checked those were very different things, but considering your amazing knowledge of this industry I am sure you know that.
Perhaps you would like to see our latest releases, if you email me dan@pornodan.com I will be happy to send them to you.
Have a blessed day
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#400965 - 02/25/09 12:31 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Disco Dan: Quote:
I am a producer/director.
Why don't you start giving some direction to your own life? You might actually produce something of value.
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