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#400861 - 02/21/09 11:41 AM Owner Was Chimp's Common Law Wife
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	chimp out "Travis the chimpanzee's relationship with his owner was closer than those of some married couples. Sandra Herold gave him the finest food, and wine in long-stemmed glasses. They took baths together and cuddled in the bed they shared. Travis brushed the lonely widow's hair each night and pined for her when she was away." _________________________
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#400862 - 02/21/09 01:04 PM Re: Owner Was Chimp's Common Law Wife
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	I just listened to this audio clip. My wife was buying a laptop so I started dicking around with the display models and found the clip. It was so funny I had to sync it up to three store computers and crank the volume. On a serious note though, it's the chimpanzee who is the victim. If we are to rely on statistics, we can assume that the chimp had an absentee father, limited secondary education and has most likely been 'known to police' since a very early age. Poor little fucker never had a decent chance in life. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#400863 - 02/21/09 01:06 PM Re: Owner Was Chimp's Common Law Wife
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Before I get crucified as a racist for that last post, I'd just like to point out that sometimes I get Jesus and Santa Claus confused with each other too, but I mean no real harm. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#400864 - 02/21/09 01:07 PM Re: Owner Was Chimp's Common Law Wife
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: I just listened to this audio clip. My wife was buying a laptop so I started dicking around with the display models and found the clip. It was so funny I had to sync it up to three store computers and crank the volume. On a serious note though, it's the chimpanzee who is the victim. If we are to rely on statistics, we can assume that the chimp had an absentee father, limited secondary education and has most likely been 'known to police' since a very early age. Poor little fucker never had a decent chance in life. Actually over the past dozen years there had been several incidents of anti-social behavior by the chimp. Fortunately nothing more than some bites but it was a warning sign. _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#400865 - 02/21/09 01:12 PM Re: Owner Was Chimp's Common Law Wife
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	I'll be interested to find out if he was a rescued performing animal with a history of abuse. Nonetheless, I found it quite humorous when the lady on the phone said she tried stabbing the chimp but it only made his behaviour worse. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#400866 - 02/21/09 04:51 PM Re: Owner Was Chimp's Common Law Wife
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: Actually over the past dozen years there had been several incidents of anti-social behavior by the chimp. Fortunately nothing more than some bites but it was a warning sign. I've read of one incident of a "bite" that just barely broke the skin. I don't think that's aggressive or anti-social by chimp standards. Which aren't human standards, which may may be the root of the problem. Chimps are territorial and will attack to defend their mates: who there would have recognized when these instincts might get out of control? Then again, sometimes humans just go postal too. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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