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#400813 - 02/20/09 05:56 PM Who do you want to fuck?
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In honor of scott storch (white music producer/drug addict who had an image of a girl he liked tattooed on his arm in an attempt to win her over) and making this the anti chris brown thread, im asking you the posters of xpt to share who you'd very much like to fuck. Who here doesn't want to know who bornyo or mark j wants to have sex with? I know I do.


1. Taylor Hayes (porn star) pre 1999



Given this isn't a great picture of her, she is sex on legs, shes a fuck machine and was crazy hot back in the day, she likes to drink and is up for anything.



2. Brianna Frost (internet girl): Her side profile makes her look monkeyish, but her body is off the chain (circa 2001) and I figured id add some diversity to the post.


If I decided to go gay or drunk myself stupid

Clive Owen



I doubt id fuck him and I know I wouldnt let him fuck me, but a blowie might not be out of the question. Facial structure of a picasso painting, ive watched like 4-5 movies of his and liked a grand total of 1 and even that isn't worth a repeat viewing but I know ill see another. If that makes me gay then I probably am
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#400814 - 02/20/09 06:22 PM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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This is easy (in no particular order): Amee Donovan, Alicia Alighatti, Gia Paloma, Claire Robbins and Brooke Balentyne.
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#400815 - 02/20/09 07:25 PM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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Gianna Michaels, Velicity Von , Alexis Texas, Tanner Mayes, Crystal Clear, Natasha Nice.

This girl, who I think only ever did one scene:

http://www.spankwire.com/Amateur-Nanet/video156107/

And Flower Tucci, even with that cottage cheese ass of hers...
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#400816 - 02/20/09 07:55 PM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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Hayden Christensen and Adriana Lima, Meagan Fox, Benicio Del Toro, Robert DeNiro (yeah he's old), David Beckham and a few others.

Edited to Add, damn how can I forget the handsome, talented, intelligent Monkey, fuck, he should of been first on my list. I love you Monkey face...I heart monkey lurving.
xoxoxoxo


Edited by RenfieldGyps (02/20/09 08:23 PM)

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#400817 - 02/20/09 08:12 PM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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Charlie


Kristi Myst


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#400818 - 02/20/09 08:12 PM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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<<<------ Any creepy older man who's somewhat attractive..... The next guy I see when I walk out the door..... Phoenix Marie and Christian XXX together... Christian Bale..... Bob Barker..... Myself... Pretty much anyone, (over 16, but shhh) except Twotone aka Trytone.... And, if I decided to go gay or drunk myself stupid, your mom...
Quote:

Clive Owen


And him. I from now on will end everything I say with this even when actually talking... If that makes me gay then I probably am.... "Kids, I am your mother and you listen to me, If that makes me gay then I probably am."
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#400819 - 02/21/09 08:37 AM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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Mrs. Cypher.

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#400820 - 02/21/09 09:57 AM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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If I decided to go gay or drunk myself stupid

Clive Owen



I doubt id fuck him and I know I wouldnt let him fuck me, but a blowie might not be out of the question. Facial structure of a picasso painting, ive watched like 4-5 movies of his and liked a grand total of 1 and even that isn't worth a repeat viewing but I know ill see another. If that makes me gay then I probably am




OH SNAP! I was totally gonna start a "Who would you go gay for?" thread last week too! Seriously!

My choice would be former American Idol uber-twink, Danny Noriega...


Every time he'd pout and bite his lower lip, I just wanted to go full-throttle Deliverance on his ass. I know that sounds exceptionally gay, but I don't think it's as gay if the guy you wanna buttfuck looks like a girl...??

As far as Vaginal-Americans are concerned...
Besides Jeff's ex, Sandy [ who I'd like to fuck until her ass falls out ], the top spot belongs to my friend RS.
19 w/ the sweetest tits and ass I've ever seen.





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#400821 - 02/21/09 10:06 AM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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Registered: 03/14/08
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Mrs. Cypher.



God rest his soul, if jackhammering Lou in the doodoo hole with a lawn dart would bring him back I would happily do it. Amen. Pssst Bornyo, you ever see Mrs. Cypher? Is she good looking? Can we pull a train on her? You know Lou would want it that way.
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#400822 - 02/21/09 11:05 AM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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Quote:



Edited to Add, damn how can I forget the handsome, talented, intelligent Monkey, fuck, he should of been first on my list. I love you Monkey face...I heart monkey lurving.
xoxoxoxo







Quote:

Mrs. Cypher.





well you got a 48 window where she'd probably want to fuck the pain of losing her son away.



I can understand the whole fuck a pretty boyish (windsock) looking guy if you were going to go gay, but I figure if you are going to fuck a dude, do it right and fuck a man, wouldn't you just want to grab clive owen's chin with your dick in his mouth and say yeah swallow that dick you limey whore, or something like that.



Isnt that the girl who sold her virginity for 2 million?

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#400823 - 02/21/09 06:01 PM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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The little blond cashier at the store I just got back from, although I don't think her parents or my wife would be to happy about it.
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#400824 - 02/21/09 09:36 PM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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Quote:

Mrs. Cypher.




Fuck Mark J who deleted his post that quoted mine and said: "Not funny". Get over yourself. And this post is Lou approved.

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#400825 - 02/21/09 10:28 PM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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holy shit. my girlfriend has some furry boots like that. f'n chix.
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#400826 - 02/22/09 12:43 AM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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All PWs do. It's part of the uniform.
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#400827 - 02/22/09 01:45 AM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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She looks like Kelsey Mihcaels.
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#400828 - 02/22/09 02:30 AM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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Quote:

Quote:

Mrs. Cypher.


Fuck Mark J who deleted his post that quoted mine and said: "Not funny". Get over yourself. And this post is Lou approved.


You know what it always felt like talking to M_J was like talking to a civilized version of Lou. Always. This thread . Danny Noriega fucking rocks. He was like the "it" thing. By "it" I mean "laugh till I piss" kinda thing not "it" as to "tranny". Sanjaya too but not as long. "SoME PEOPLE WEREN'T LIKIN IT!" I saw him.hrr on The Soup today. If liking Danny makes me gay, then Danny's probably a girl. If that makes me gay, then I probably am. I have those furry boots, I don't do porn. Yet. I guess I'm somewhat equipped for in case I have a change of heart. Someone please post Mrs. Cypher's pics. By any chance is her name MaryLou?. Panzer says it is.
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#400829 - 02/22/09 06:22 AM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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Loc: Macomb mich
Quote:

Charlie


God i love charlie... that smile.. those eyes... mmmm BUT... my one that i would love to have is misty mendez.. best eyes ever in porn.. not the best pic though...
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#400830 - 02/22/09 09:25 AM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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Bah.. bad host and late on the edit timer:)...

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#400831 - 02/22/09 09:38 AM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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Mega rich MILF fashion designer Tori Burch.


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Edited by taint1974 (02/22/09 09:39 AM)

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#400832 - 02/22/09 02:07 PM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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All PWs do. It's part of the uniform.




I believe Mariah Carey started the trend, taken to a new level by jeff daniels and jim carey, fell out of favor for a while then returned in full force by nicole kidman and jared leto in 2007.




Yeah shes ok but she has the same hair as middle class housewives who go crazy and drown their kids or people in oprah's audience, which are one and the same now I think about it.
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#400833 - 02/22/09 08:52 PM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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Porn: Veronica Vega




Mainstream: Isla Fisher



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#400834 - 02/23/09 09:15 AM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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Registered: 09/26/04
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Loc: Macomb mich
Was vega in not the bradys? if so.. shes fuckin hot...
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#400835 - 02/25/09 10:08 PM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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Quote:

Quote:

Mrs. Cypher.




Fuck Mark J who deleted his post that quoted mine and said: "Not funny". Get over yourself. And this post is Lou approved.




Well I fucked Mrs. Cypher and I can honestly say no wonder he wanted people to think he was dead...

Terrible. Just terrible.

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#400836 - 02/26/09 08:53 AM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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Well I fucked Mrs. Cypher and I can honestly say no wonder he wanted people to think he was dead...

Terrible. Just terrible.



What time of day did you book?

I've heard that the afternoon sessions are the best. Without hot water for the shower she gets pretty rank by the early evening.
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#400837 - 02/27/09 01:01 PM Re: Who do you want to fuck?
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In honor of scott storch (white music producer/drug addict who had an image of a girl he liked tattooed on his arm in an attempt to win her over) and making this the anti chris brown thread, im asking you the posters of xpt to share who you'd very much like to fuck. Who here doesn't want to know who bornyo or mark j wants to have sex with? I know I do.


1. Taylor Hayes (porn star) pre 1999



Given this


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