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#400813 - 02/20/09 05:56 PM
Who do you want to fuck?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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In honor of scott storch (white music producer/drug addict who had an image of a girl he liked tattooed on his arm in an attempt to win her over) and making this the anti chris brown thread, im asking you the posters of xpt to share who you'd very much like to fuck. Who here doesn't want to know who bornyo or mark j wants to have sex with? I know I do. 1. Taylor Hayes (porn star) pre 1999 Given this isn't a great picture of her, she is sex on legs, shes a fuck machine and was crazy hot back in the day, she likes to drink and is up for anything. 2. Brianna Frost (internet girl): Her side profile makes her look monkeyish, but her body is off the chain (circa 2001) and I figured id add some diversity to the post. If I decided to go gay or drunk myself stupid Clive Owen I doubt id fuck him and I know I wouldnt let him fuck me, but a blowie might not be out of the question. Facial structure of a picasso painting, ive watched like 4-5 movies of his and liked a grand total of 1 and even that isn't worth a repeat viewing but I know ill see another. If that makes me gay then I probably am
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#400814 - 02/20/09 06:22 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
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This is easy (in no particular order): Amee Donovan, Alicia Alighatti, Gia Paloma, Claire Robbins and Brooke Balentyne.
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#400815 - 02/20/09 07:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
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Gianna Michaels, Velicity Von , Alexis Texas, Tanner Mayes, Crystal Clear, Natasha Nice. This girl, who I think only ever did one scene: http://www.spankwire.com/Amateur-Nanet/video156107/And Flower Tucci, even with that cottage cheese ass of hers...
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#400816 - 02/20/09 07:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Hayden Christensen and Adriana Lima, Meagan Fox, Benicio Del Toro, Robert DeNiro (yeah he's old), David Beckham and a few others.
Edited to Add, damn how can I forget the handsome, talented, intelligent Monkey, fuck, he should of been first on my list. I love you Monkey face...I heart monkey lurving.
xoxoxoxo
Edited by RenfieldGyps (02/20/09 08:23 PM)
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#400819 - 02/21/09 08:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#400820 - 02/21/09 09:57 AM
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Gay For Pay
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#400822 - 02/21/09 11:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Edited to Add, damn how can I forget the handsome, talented, intelligent Monkey, fuck, he should of been first on my list. I love you Monkey face...I heart monkey lurving. xoxoxoxo
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Mrs. Cypher.
well you got a 48 window where she'd probably want to fuck the pain of losing her son away.
I can understand the whole fuck a pretty boyish (windsock) looking guy if you were going to go gay, but I figure if you are going to fuck a dude, do it right and fuck a man, wouldn't you just want to grab clive owen's chin with your dick in his mouth and say yeah swallow that dick you limey whore, or something like that.
Isnt that the girl who sold her virginity for 2 million?
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#400823 - 02/21/09 06:01 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/07/05
Posts: 461
Loc: Hell, or something like it
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The little blond cashier at the store I just got back from, although I don't think her parents or my wife would be to happy about it.
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#400824 - 02/21/09 09:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Mrs. Cypher.
Fuck Mark J who deleted his post that quoted mine and said: "Not funny". Get over yourself. And this post is Lou approved.
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#400825 - 02/21/09 10:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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holy shit. my girlfriend has some furry boots like that. f'n chix.
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#400826 - 02/22/09 12:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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All PWs do. It's part of the uniform.
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#400827 - 02/22/09 01:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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She looks like Kelsey Mihcaels.
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#400830 - 02/22/09 09:25 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
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Bah.. bad host and late on the edit timer:)...
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#400834 - 02/23/09 09:15 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
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Was vega in not the bradys? if so.. shes fuckin hot...
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#400835 - 02/25/09 10:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Mrs. Cypher.
Fuck Mark J who deleted his post that quoted mine and said: "Not funny". Get over yourself. And this post is Lou approved.
Well I fucked Mrs. Cypher and I can honestly say no wonder he wanted people to think he was dead...
Terrible. Just terrible.
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