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#400738 - 02/20/09 03:52 PM
Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Internet Tough Guy
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Edited by IWAdult (02/20/09 03:56 PM)
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#400741 - 02/20/09 09:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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I'm glad you clarified yourself, Gypsy. Whores will say anything to make people believe them.
I'm single - makes the fanbois think they have a chance.
I don't smoke/drink - makes the fanbois think she's a healthy lass.
I'm on hard times - Translation: I made lots of money sucking cock on camera, but I didn't save any of it, and I really need a new Prada bag, please buy me one from the selection on my wishlist, XOXO.
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#400742 - 02/21/09 10:20 AM
Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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I'm glad you clarified yourself, Gypsy. Whores will say anything to make people believe them.
I'm single - makes the fanbois think they have a chance.
I don't smoke/drink - makes the fanbois think she's a healthy lass.
I'm on hard times - Translation: I made lots of money sucking cock on camera, but I didn't save any of it, and I really need a new Prada bag, please buy me one from the selection on my wishlist, XOXO.
Yeap you pretty much got it all right, it's about the wishlist.
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#400743 - 02/21/09 01:00 PM
Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Registered: 08/05/05
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Loc: Faber College
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It's actually quite amusing. She said when he left he took all the dishwashing detergent, the toaster and the Xbox 360.
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#400745 - 02/21/09 07:58 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Nice catch IW Adult. One cock in each ear...Dana's moving up in the world. This might be from her new one, Insatiable Voyage or something with Bobbi Starr. In it she improves herself by taking an anal foot fucking from Bobbi.
Hope to God Jake Malone doesn't see this. We'll have an Ear Fart Cocktails series in the works.
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#400747 - 02/22/09 12:09 PM
Re: Dana DeArmond at her finest
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
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It's actually quite amusing. She said when he left he took all the dishwashing detergent, the toaster and the Xbox 360.
Nice priorities on his part
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#400750 - 02/24/09 07:38 AM
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Registered: 12/26/07
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Don't look her up electrostatic or you'll stumble upon a pic of that horrible tattoo above her cunt. Or at least prepare a paper bag beforehand. You've been warned.
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#400751 - 02/24/09 08:32 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Horrible is a good description. I think it's a bowl of cherries and what it's doing there is beyond me. Bad tat, bad placement, all on a girl that you'd never look twice at if you saw her on the street. Classic overachiever.
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#400753 - 02/24/09 03:46 PM
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The bowl of cherries, or two hearts:
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#400755 - 02/24/09 05:32 PM
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#400758 - 02/24/09 07:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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^ Me too !
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#400761 - 02/25/09 01:38 AM
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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if you eat cats youll get toxoplasmosis or something like worms from the catshit grodie
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#400762 - 02/25/09 02:56 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/12/07
Posts: 571
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if you eat cats youll get toxoplasmosis or something
like worms from the catshit
grodie
Um , maybe if you eat it's asshole un-cooked . But generally speaking , i'm gonna say you're wrong
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#400763 - 02/25/09 12:43 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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if you eat cats youll get toxoplasmosis or something like worms from the catshit grodie
i haven't heard the word "grodie" in forever... nice one Pretty
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#400764 - 02/25/09 02:11 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Stupid cunt. Im sure she is only a month or so away from asking for money to cure her fake cancer. I tell you what.....Im willing to donate $1000 to you if you put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the fucking trigger. I will pay you right afterwards, ok.
And I'd be honored to supply the bullets. Got some nice hollowpoints that'll flatten on impact, ie. roll around inside your fucking head. Might be your best performance yet.
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#400765 - 02/25/09 02:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
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Let's get her a gas powered pogo stick.It should be no problem to convince her this it is "alt" or "hip" or whatever. Then when she gets paralyzed from using it she can try to convince me to push her wheel chair and empty her colostomy bag.
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#400766 - 02/25/09 03:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
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that'h Daniel' it's a fuck'ing homo' he' lik;e to suck man coc'k behind'h d' camera' ....he and dann'a luve'd to do'h bisex' 3sums w/ other fag's
Even a fucking homo is better than some shithead that can't "speeka da englitch" properly while attempting to insult the fucking homo.
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#400767 - 03/04/09 02:21 AM
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Registered: 03/15/08
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He probably left her cuz the bitch is 30, overweight, and has undergone plastic surgery, further altering herself into an image of freakishness. The cunt tattoo doesnt help either. I'm just annoyed with her presence on the internet, and I cant imagine how painful it would be dating her. The minute I come home to some grown woman blabbing about unicorns... well I guess I'd break up with her or go full fag. And that pretty much explains why Daniel is faggyBi. I dont know why dana's presence persists, but it is becoming more pathetic the older she gets. Side note, everyone with spacers in their ears are fucking idiots, as punk as I am, Ive never done anything that will make me look fuckin stupid when Im old. This gossip isnt juicy, but I know she cheated on danfag with manuel ferrarra when manuel was directing a scene of her not too long ago... Everyone deserves misfortune and tragedy, especially people in LA. Happiness and fun are for the arrogant, opulent, and ignorant.
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#400770 - 03/05/09 12:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
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It's not cheating if it's work.
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#400772 - 05/19/09 12:38 AM
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Registered: 05/16/07
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Loc: Sun Diego
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Today and yesterday were pretty creepy as Daniel and Dana both came up in everyday conversations:
A couple weeks ago a little birdie sent me a link to some of Daniel's gay porno work; I thought all you fuckers were joking about his gay past so it was quite a laugh. My girlfriend finds the pic I saved on my hard drive yesterday and grilled me why there was a bunch of random gay porno on my computer. Stupid me.
Today she randomly asks out of the blue "Do you know who Dana DeArmond is?" I assume she saw a thread open here and asked...it turns out Dana's some guest judge at the Upright Citizen's Brigade for some show coming up she got a Facebook notice for. It turns out her friend from high school at UCLA is some participant in it.
A couple months ago the same bitch sent a lengthy ass e-mail out to all of my girlfriend's relatives (most of whom are WASP-y East Coasters) calling me a "quasi-porn star" with all sorts of details (most of them true). It caused all sorts of stupid drama. Now this stupid cunt is having her acting skills judged by the former girlfriend of this winner:
Ironic.
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#400773 - 05/20/09 09:50 AM
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It's not cheating if it's work.
I think about this sometimes. It's not cheating if it's at work, or it's not cheating if it is work, like a scene. What about fucking through the stills or even pulling someone in the bathroom? This isn't directed @ you Gia, but I wonder sometimes...
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#400774 - 05/20/09 11:17 AM
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Fucking through the stills is work. You have to fuck in the stills anyway, right? Pulling them into the bathroom is batting practice pre-scene, especially for anal. Usually, I'd just warm up with the guy right there on set, but another room away from the bts (behind the scenes camera) guy is best. I need a few strokes in just as a regular person sometimes and not feel compelled to arch my back and look pretty for fear another camera is secretly looming.
Now, if you're getting each other's numbers to hang out off camera, that's cheating.
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#400776 - 05/20/09 12:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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No. But I've had a few encagement rings.
Meant to say engagement. Freudian slip.
Edited by gia jordan (05/20/09 12:55 PM)
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#400779 - 05/20/09 12:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Kinda. But more like fluffing for the girl.
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#400781 - 05/20/09 01:47 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/19/07
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Kinda. But more like fluffing for the girl.
how much fun would that job be..."Bob we need you to go in the back and get Gia ready!"... "sure thing boss I'm on it"
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#400784 - 05/21/09 10:22 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
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I guess there are some things that "regular people" don't necessarily need to do when they fuck. For example, spreading their asscheek open so that the cameras can see the goodies during doggystyle... or peeking over your shoulder during cowgirl. I don't do that shit off camera, and I close my legs during spoon too.
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#400786 - 05/21/09 02:22 PM
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I guess there are some things that "regular people" don't necessarily need to do when they fuck. For example, spreading their asscheek open so that the cameras can see the goodies during doggystyle... or peeking over your shoulder during cowgirl. I don't do that shit off camera, and I close my legs during spoon too.
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