KEG OF BUD LIGHT $50
HOT DOGS & BURGERS $40
BOX OF CONDOMS $12
12 PATRONS FROM STRIP CLUB YOUR FRIEND OWNS-FREE

WAITRESS FROM STRIP CLUB WHO WILL DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING AFTER TWO BEERS-
PRICELESS!!!

Trip To Doctor After 'Priceless' Fuck With Trampy Waitress......$200.00
Trip To Pharmacist After Visiting Doctor Due To 'Priceless' Screw.......$300.00
Cost Of One Week Hotel After Your Wife Finds Out About Your 'Priceless' Adventure......$500.00

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