Ah fuck....the apple ones are the most awesome things to eat when you have had a couple bongs of Northern California Pot.
Plus, if you can convince a hottie with a nice bod who isnt already plump, stoned or not, to consume one of these calorie-laden, junk food gut bombs, getting her to subsequently swallow your cum is easy.
A lot of guys will tell you that having chocolate Junk food cakes, like Devil Dogs and/or Ding Dongs or Ho-Hos, around for munchies when you are blazing up with chicks is the BEST way to keep the girls happy and amenable to sex after they are high....but Burg knows better. The problem with Chocolate Cakey-things is that they make pot breath EVEN worse on chicks (I dont have that problem cuz I NEVER have bad breath), and they stain teeth and get stuck in corners of the mouth and on the roof. Fruit Pies taste pleasant, and are innocuous when it comes to sex.