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#400679 - 02/23/09 08:38 PM
Re: LouCypher RIP 19?0-2009
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Lou's not dead. He just smells funny.
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#400681 - 02/23/09 09:47 PM
Re: LouCypher RIP 19?0-2009
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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As a poster, he is a raging mediocrity.
If he's gone, it was probably rectal cancer.
He shouldven got his ass examined with one of those f1.2 lenses.
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#400686 - 02/25/09 03:20 PM
Re: LouCypher RIP 19?0-2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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You people make me fucken sick....
I'd seriously like to buy you all a plane ticket on the same flight if it could be somehow guaranteed to wind shear into the fucken ground.
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#400687 - 02/25/09 03:23 PM
Re: LouCypher RIP 19?0-2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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#400688 - 02/25/09 03:27 PM
Re: LouCypher RIP 19?0-2009
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Just so long as I get a window seat and some complimentary peanuts, let's do it.
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#400689 - 02/25/09 03:35 PM
Re: LouCypher RIP 19?0-2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Thanks mr.2cit and Handful... That brought a smile, rigamortis is a bitch, yo.
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#400690 - 02/25/09 03:37 PM
Re: LouCypher RIP 19?0-2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Lou pm'd me saying he's back in time to bodyguard me at the bukkake. His r.i.p. was all a haxor in teh boxor.
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#400692 - 02/25/09 03:41 PM
Re: LouCypher RIP 19?0-2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Read my mind Gia...
I know who's behind this and it aint just Mark. Two people knew I was going to be away and lets just say Travis the chimp wasn't the only fucker that stepped outta bounds lately. Things that make you ZOMG.
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#400695 - 02/25/09 03:43 PM
Re: LouCypher RIP 19?0-2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Uh, Willie? Is there something you want to share with us?
Getting off an airplane and trying to get your drinking done before Lent starts = spelling mistakes.
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#400698 - 02/25/09 03:45 PM
Re: LouCypher RIP 19?0-2009
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Poodle Killer
Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 02/24/06
Posts: 812
Loc: Rubbing dicks with strange guy...
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Ahhh Fuck....!Fuck,,,,fuck,,,fuck--fuck,,,double fuck...! Fuck...I new it was to good to be true...Thats just fucking cruel... What gets me is the dumb-fucks that actually bought it,,,,I won,t mention any names...Like they think they know what is going on around here,,,but they don't have fucking clue.... This is the FUCKING CAGE......Its all fucking bullshit...Imbeciles...!
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#400702 - 02/25/09 04:43 PM
Re: LouCypher RIP 19?0-2009
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Ahhh Fuck....!Fuck,,,,fuck,,,fuck--fuck,,,double fuck...! Fuck...I new it was to good to be true...Thats just fucking cruel... What gets me is the dumb-fucks that actually bought it,,,,I won,t mention any names...Like they think they know what is going on around here,,,but they don't have fucking clue.... This is the FUCKING CAGE......Its all fucking bullshit...Imbeciles...!
Point is, When you die, no matter what you end up in the cage. Real death, fake death. Real cage, coffin cage or xpt's "thats so fake" cage... CAGE. The end. Quote:
You "new it??
Cas when U now, U now. U now???
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#400704 - 02/25/09 05:56 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
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The only amusing thing about this thread:
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This is pretty upsetting news. I think I'll be taking a break around here for a while.
Gia posted that on 2/20/09 - 7:18PM.
That break lasted five hours and eight minutes. Nearly thirty more posts followed before Lou's resurrection. If that isn't a sign of addiction, I don't know what is.
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#400705 - 02/25/09 06:23 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Registered: 10/19/06
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I'm the victim here Random. Looking past the op I know what I said to who(whom)? and this was calculated. All I can say is Gia not only rocks a nice ass but she's got excellent taste in cars.
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#400706 - 02/25/09 07:17 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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F0r G0d $0 l0v3d th3 w0rld, th@t h3 g@v3 hi$ 0nly b3g0tt3n $0n,it's a miracle!!!!!!!! Lou, welcome back!!!!!
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#400708 - 02/25/09 07:23 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Well Lou, either you or Mark J or both of you are the sad losers responsible for this bucket of fail. I think it's both of you but I'm interested in your spin.
Fucking pathetic but at least Mark J is posting less.
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#400709 - 02/25/09 07:34 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Anyone besides Lou Notice I was conspicuously absent, or absently conspicuous, from this hole/whole/HO_el "Gee what happened to Lou?" group grope?
Lou knows I could care less what happen(s) to him....that's the basis upon which our mutual respect mobilizes itself.
But there were some interesting anecdotes and reminders of days past when things were really fucking cool here.
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#400710 - 02/25/09 07:55 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I never noticed you were gone.
You fucking prick.
You don't return calls except to say "Sorry dude, I lost my cel phone with some hooker in Connecticut." Lame
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#400712 - 02/25/09 08:26 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Well, I jumped in on the thread pretty early and also in other threads because I smelled a stinking festering rat carcass. I still don't know who is responsible for it in entirety but I'm satisfied the truth will out.
You can always call back the Florida number and leave a message- I don't block that one.
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#400714 - 02/26/09 11:47 AM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Well Lou, either you or Mark J or both of you are the sad losers responsible for this bucket of fail. Fucking pathetic but at least Mark J is posting less.
...I still don't know who is responsible for it in entirety but I'm satisfied the truth will out.
pepaw, you're chirping on about wanting truth, so you got it. upon noticing lou's absence, his voice entered my head, as if commanding me telepathically: "i need that fucking spotlight, but lately it's waned. help me get it back and gold stars await. i'm thinking jesus suit, comin down on wires. tee up the resurrection."
now, had i wanted my tribute in prank's clothing failing to the tune of crickets, i'd have named you as the deceased instead. your wake would've been standing room only i'm sure, cries of "goodbye old days.. bornyo and his 'vote for someone to leave' threads" .. "yeah man that shit put the new paintjob on xpt."
and don't think i haven't noticed your hasty hip grinding into me last few days like free vs. monstar. sorry but "i'm not interested" (ttyl PM?)
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#400715 - 02/26/09 01:59 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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I am really saddened by the news that Lou is indeed alive. All I can say to console the grief stricken is that someday he will in fact be dead. We can only pray that day will be sooner rather then later. If anybody will be so kind as to send me Lou's name and address I'll be happy to visit him and make sure that his death is slow and painful.
Only then can the mournful be given some relief from their pain. Until then we will have to console ourselves with the knowledge that Lou is a fat, ugly, stupid, gay, retarded, monosyllabic, incoherent, sexless loser that will never satisfy a woman.
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#400716 - 02/26/09 02:29 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Registered: 10/19/06
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I can't express how happy that makes me Blahhh.. To know that the words I put on your screen hurt you that badly and evoke bitter emotions from you.. PRICELESS.
You do realize thats how I win.. right?. Thanks for playing, statistic.
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#400718 - 02/26/09 04:00 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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pepaw, you're chirping on about wanting truth, so you got it. upon noticing lou's absence, his voice entered my head, as if commanding me telepathically: "i need that fucking spotlight, but lately it's waned. help me get it back and gold stars await. i'm thinking jesus suit, comin down on wires. tee up the resurrection."
now, had i wanted my tribute in prank's clothing failing to the tune of crickets, i'd have named you as the deceased instead. your wake would've been standing room only i'm sure, cries of "goodbye old days.. bornyo and his 'vote for someone to leave' threads" .. "yeah man that shit put the new paintjob on xpt."
and don't think i haven't noticed your hasty hip grinding into me last few days like free vs. monstar. sorry but "i'm not interested" (ttyl PM?)
I'm going to give you a few more hours to complete editing this post before I respond. It's hard to hit a moving target.
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#400720 - 02/26/09 04:51 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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aw im glad hes alive i was convinced till jimb told me it wasnt so
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#400721 - 02/26/09 05:07 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Rest in peace, Possum. Wherever you are which is more than likely up Uncle Bornyo's ass. You were a good little buddy. Are you really dead or just playing possum??
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#400723 - 02/26/09 07:06 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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excellent retort, hands over ears et al.
More like hand over mouth...yawn. Your first draft was better, btw.
As to the post about static...it's a tried and true barometer to see where people stand- pioneered here by your salad toss fetish-object Smelly Monkey.
There's nothing else in your post (any iteration of it) worth a response.
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#400724 - 02/26/09 07:20 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Porn Jesus
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#400726 - 02/26/09 07:47 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I don't remember those days Lou. Post a link.
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#400727 - 02/26/09 07:50 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Of course you don't.. Those were the days when I shattered your old ladys ass like a dirty drink of water at Folsom Prison.
(I'm sorry... that was wrong)
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#400728 - 02/26/09 07:56 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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So you're down to avatar projection now? How low can you go?
Your wife shit the mortuary bathroom floor when I poked her ass at your wake.
P.S. She IS NOT happy with you. You leave her "needy" whatever that means.
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#400729 - 02/26/09 08:02 PM
Re: LouCypher has passed away
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Registered: 10/19/06
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That's more than fair... I deserved that.
Btw.. never ask how low I can go. This board couldn't handle my "low".
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