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#400592 - 02/28/09 04:18 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
freestylah Offline
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Coke typed:

Quote:

..... Maybe Gia has pegged Have2shit as a good mark and that flirtatious remark was her first chess move. The smart ones always go for the long con.




Feeling left out, despite your multiple degrees?
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#400593 - 02/28/09 04:45 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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Feeling left out, despite your multiple degrees?


Of stupidity????
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#400594 - 02/28/09 05:56 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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It's true that chicks adore me, who can blame them? I have extraordinary taste in women (see Gia). It's only people with weak minds and even weaker game, who seem to fear and despise me.

New Favorite:




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#400595 - 02/28/09 05:59 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
backdoorman Offline
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Fanboi moment ^ Cutie pie !
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#400596 - 02/28/09 06:14 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
electrostatic Offline
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It's true that chicks adore me, who can blame them?


All chicks???
Quote:

It's only people with weak minds and even weaker game, who seem to fear and despise me.


True, I don't fear or despise you.
Quote:




True beauty shines throughly when the trap is shut...
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#400597 - 02/28/09 06:20 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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You must be hideous then. Is that the real reason we've received no pictures?

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#400598 - 02/28/09 06:22 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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There was a pic of electrostatic as her avatar when she first signed up.
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#400599 - 02/28/09 06:40 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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You must be hideous then.


Yes!
Quote:

Is that the real reason we've received no pictures?


Conq, answered this....
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#400600 - 02/28/09 07:03 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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#400601 - 02/28/09 07:11 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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Sorry Bornyo, I must say I like this ^^^one better....
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#400602 - 02/28/09 09:24 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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I just want to know why you have the "TM" next to your ID??
Is it something like a secret handshake??
Can you explain?




It's there just to get under people's skin.

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Stop thinking about me motherfucker, its just plain fucking creepy, AND I WILL NEVER EVER BE BANNED FROM HERE, I can talk about who the fuck I want when the fuck I want, have you noticed I've been here under Gypsy for 2 years and then came back as Renfield for almost another 5.....they love me here (some anyway, not all and never claimed them all to like me, I wont lose any sleep) stop hating and leave me the fuck alone, stay away from me, and stop posting my name, I think you just like typing it. You are such a fucking loser it's so pathetic. How can I od when I dont drug anymore moron.......Say whatever you want to keep saying, like I said, IM HERE TO STAY SCUMBAG, whether it bothers your anal rectum or not....Yup Im here to stay.
You are the only one who says shit about me, and NO DOUBT you emailed Bishop to come back and post about me, cause if you didnt than he is sicker than he I actually thought he was, being away so long and coming back w/me on his mind.
You're too easy you lame motherfucker...Go kill YOURSELF ALREADY!!!
And if Static goes, who the fuck are you to say who goes, you got no juice on this board, you're a lame ass poster, many have told you that for years. Remember Ive been here a very long time.
Who the fuck bashes my head in? You're fucking delusional. Go away again for another few days, then come back and reply as usual! Sad, sad case, I pity your family. My family loves me and has lots of money.




Meltdown, cha-ching. Fuck you, you condescending smelly snatch bag.

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Biff - the one-trick pony with man-boobs.




I see no one has patted you on the head lately. Gyptard will make you feel better.
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#400603 - 02/28/09 10:13 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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Stop thinking about me motherfucker, its just plain fucking creepy, AND I WILL NEVER EVER BE BANNED FROM HERE, I can talk about who the fuck I want when the fuck I want, have you noticed I've been here under Gypsy for 2 years and then came back as Renfield for almost another 5.....they love me here (some anyway, not all and never claimed them all to like me, I wont lose any sleep) stop hating and leave me the fuck alone, stay away from me, and stop posting my name, I think you just like typing it. You are such a fucking loser it's so pathetic. How can I od when I dont drug anymore moron.......Say whatever you want to keep saying, like I said, IM HERE TO STAY SCUMBAG, whether it bothers your anal rectum or not....Yup Im here to stay.
You are the only one who says shit about me, and NO DOUBT you emailed Bishop to come back and post about me, cause if you didnt than he is sicker than he I actually thought he was, being away so long and coming back w/me on his mind.
You're too easy you lame motherfucker...Go kill YOURSELF ALREADY!!!
And if Static goes, who the fuck are you to say who goes, you got no juice on this board, you're a lame ass poster, many have told you that for years. Remember Ive been here a very long time.
Who the fuck bashes my head in? You're fucking delusional. Go away again for another few days, then come back and reply as usual! Sad, sad case, I pity your family. My family loves me and has lots of money.





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#400604 - 02/28/09 11:05 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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Quote:

Coke typed:

Quote:

..... Maybe Gia has pegged Have2shit as a good mark and that flirtatious remark was her first chess move. The smart ones always go for the long con.





Feeling left out, despite your multiple degrees?





Not really. Whores can get money out of me, but they have to earn it by fucking. Have2shit would fall into the category of mark that gets strung along, parts with loads of cash and still doesn't get laid. Strip clubs are full of these losers who think they have a future with that special dancer they've been going to see for several months. You know which dancer I mean, the one who said she wants to fuck them.
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#400605 - 03/01/09 01:58 AM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Whores can get money out of me, but they have to earn it by fucking.


Yo?!~ D. Grees, if whores HAVE TO EARN IT (it being money).... That MEANS, they CAN'T just GET IT OUT OF YOU.....
Quote:

Porn forums are full of these losers who think they have a future with that special xPW they've been going to stalk for several months. You know which xPW I mean, the one who said she wants to fuck them.


Fixed I have a degree in bullshit and I work as a translator for belligerent psychopaths ...
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#400606 - 03/01/09 04:22 AM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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belligerent psychopaths





why the hate? i thought we were bff
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#400607 - 03/01/09 11:01 AM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
electrostatic Offline
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Bffae! No hate.... I love beligerent psychopaths..... But Coke, sometimes I wish I could quit you.....
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#400608 - 03/02/09 11:12 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
Ruin Trajectory Offline
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Registered: 02/06/09
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I'd let her pull my plug, if you get what I'm sayin'
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#400609 - 03/03/09 12:14 AM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

i thought we were bff


Coke, I might change my mind. Unless you go back to your last avatar... I like to think my bff is a cokey ape not a cokey creep who wants to see my asshole gape...
Quote:

I'd let her pull my plug, if you get what I'm sayin'


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#400610 - 03/03/09 02:59 AM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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Coke, I might change my mind. Unless you go back to your last avatar... I like to think my bff is a cokey ape not a cokey creep who wants to see my asshole gape...





How can you not like a topless shot of Kojak. He was the Brad Pitt of 1975 and, along with Steve Mcqueen, had a rep for being a top Hollywood poon hound. He fucked Linda Lovelace during an orgy ar Sammy Davis Jr's house. I'm curious if female standards for what is attractive have changed.

To the females who read this, would you fuck Kojak?


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#400611 - 03/03/09 03:18 AM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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HA! NO!! .... Brad Pitt is not my type in 2009, never was. Kojak was not my type in 1975, never will be... MY TYPE::: .(I love old guys not too old, 62 is about as old as i'll go. I love tattoed men because any guy who can endure getting a needle dragged on their skin for 5 + hours MIGHT be able to put up with my shit and POSSIBLY get out alive...)
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#400612 - 03/06/09 08:05 AM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug? BRIBES???
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Dear Willy/Gia/Elab/Loop/BI/Monkey/etc,

How much money will it take to make this whore go away? Or to at least prevent her from posting in every goddamned thread?

Sincerely,

Everyone who doesn't visit XPT on meth
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#400613 - 03/09/09 05:49 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Your feelings about Electrostatic



no. sleep. till bellevue.






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#400614 - 03/09/09 06:06 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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Sooo... Tardpower.

Hows the thread going?.
Would you say it's a -

Tardpower.. We fucken hate you cause you hurt our feelings type thread?.

or



Tardpower... We would like to get to know you, please share and welcome us into your womb with the rest of the stillborn you carry type offering?.

Dish bish... And please try to be somewhat coherent. Maybe time it in between the tweak and laxative cycles,yes?
Luv ya.

- Lou
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#400615 - 03/09/09 06:46 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
electrostatic Offline
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I would call this a "XPT is soo dead we just make threads about anything we can think of. Electrostatic, please we want to get to know you but were ashamed to publically admit we have any interest whatsoever in a whore who takes drugs and laxatives, doesnt show tits, and isn't Gia...The cunt might have something interesting to say but please dont tell anyone I SAID THAT." God thread, good thread. What do you think???
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#400616 - 03/09/09 06:56 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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What do I think?

I think Bornyo made the thread so I'd take it seriously.
The responses may not be Cage worthy but what does that mean today?.
I guess being the Anti-Gia could get you somewhere and I respect the State Pen type mentality of identifying the biggest whore and taking it down but I don't see the payoff.

This was an informal questionnaire. Please do carry on.
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#400617 - 03/09/09 06:56 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Tardpower.. We fucken hate you cause you hurt our feelings type thread?.


OH COME ON! DiD I DO THAT!!! Little ol' me!?
Quote:

Tardpower... We would like to get to know you, please share and welcome us into your womb with the rest of the stillborn you carry type offering?.


Luv ya Lou, and I would love to welcome you into my womb but I can't since it turns out you are not dead!
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#400618 - 03/09/09 06:59 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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How the fuck do you answer my answers at the same time I answer.

Thats kinda hot. Lose the dress, keep the shoes.
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#400619 - 03/09/09 07:03 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
electrostatic Offline
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I don't wear dresses ever! electrolou: cypher alt i.d.???


Edited by electrostatic (03/09/09 07:10 PM)
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#400620 - 03/11/09 06:39 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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How can you not like a topless shot of Kojak. He was the Brad Pitt of 1975 and, along with Steve Mcqueen, had a rep for being a top Hollywood poon hound. He fucked Linda Lovelace during an orgy ar Sammy Davis Jr's house. I'm curious if female standards for what is attractive have changed.

To the females who read this, would you fuck Kojak?








Kojak? In your case I'm thinking Private Maggot:



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#400621 - 03/11/09 07:01 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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Nice face, Maggot.

Way to step on it Coke. Fun while it lasted and all, yes?.
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#400622 - 03/11/09 08:46 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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that's my next avatar. thanks jim b.
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#400623 - 03/12/09 04:09 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
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Good call Coke... Nothing screams "Abused Bitch" like that pic.
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#400624 - 06/04/09 02:53 PM Re: Electrostatic: Pull the plug?
electrostatic Offline
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*~*Bump!*~*~**~*



Because I'd like to know, if Bornyo's feelings have changed since he made this thread...



PS. Hey Lou, how's it going?!
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