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I hate it when they pull that shit. I moved outta my old pad and my roomie had a chick move in. An hour after she and I met, we were fucking in my old room . I pulled her hair, slapped her ass etc, etc. The first morning fuck we had, she said that she really would prefer it if I'd come on her face from now on.

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Like two months later , I woke up next to her and she was mad cold and non-spoony.

Spooning.?. I'd rather fork than spoon.
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As we were super hammered the previous night , I asked her what her fucking problem was . She said " You don't remember,asshole? Last night when we were fucking you called me a whore so I threw you off me!"

I must have read this wrong....
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We can't win.....

Poor guys...
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