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I lied. I never bought french fries, I just wanted to get a Honey Mustard for free and when I came in to McDonald's I just pretended like I bought french fries and that they forgot to throw in the Honey Mustard. But when the cashier said that it was $0.27, I felt really uneasy because it was FREE before. So I told that bitch to forget it and walked away to Burger King. Over at BK they gave me 2 free packs of Honey Mustard. I then thanked and walked out to buy a hot dog from a street cart. There is one street cart that sells hot dogs for $1.00, but all the good condinments like onion sauce and relish are at least $0.25 more, or these days it is probably even $0.50! I asked for 1 hot dog and the Paki Cart Fuck asks me if I want the big one. Of course I want the big one, but it costs more, at least $0.50 more. So I told him "standard please". The dude then points to a big one and I shake my head. He finaly gives me $1.00 hot dog and I walk away. I don't even thanked him because I don't like when people try to upsell to me. Couple of feet from his cart, I stop and layer the BK Honey Mustard onto the $1.00 Hot Dog.



Panzer, if you agree to put this whole passage on your tomb, I'll gladly pay for the stone large enough to fit the print. Being Jewish is merely a coincidence. I'm sure you'd be this cheap regardless of religion.

My biggest concern is: It's bad enough I watched you put mustard on a steak sandwich; what the fuck are you doing dipping your fries in honey mustard? Can't you at least just use mayo like the Dutch? How about ketchup? You can't tell me you don't like ketchup.
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