Alex's overwhelming fucking cheapness coupled with his habit of buying copious amounts of useless shit off of Ebay is a mystery to me as well. I swear it's some sort of mental condition ( duh!).
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock