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#400358 - 02/18/09 05:35 PM McDonald's
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	I wanted to buy french fries today and found out that the Honey Mustard will cost me $0.27 extra. Edited by Boris Markov (02/18/09 05:41 PM)
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#400359 - 02/18/09 05:39 PM Re: McDonald's
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	Quote: I wanted to buy fried today Not sure if this is a typo. Don't you buy something fried everyday? _________________________
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#400360 - 02/18/09 06:00 PM Re: McDonald's
Ruin Trajectory Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 02/06/09 Posts: 274 Loc: My smile invites suspicion as ...	Quote: I wanted to buy french fries today and found out that the Honey Mustard will cost me $0.27 extra. Fucking christ panzy, you're the cheapest fuck in the universe, first the sammies now this. I hear oat meal made with cold water is pretty cheap, check the dumpster behind your slum for pizza crusts too. _________________________
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#400361 - 02/18/09 08:29 PM Re: McDonald's
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	I lied. I never bought french fries, I just wanted to get a Honey Mustard for free and when I came in to McDonald's I just pretended like I bought french fries and that they forgot to throw in the Honey Mustard. But when the cashier said that it was $0.27, I felt really uneasy because it was FREE before. So I told that bitch to forget it and walked away to Burger King. Over at BK they gave me 2 free packs of Honey Mustard. I then thanked and walked out to buy a hot dog from a street cart. There is one street cart that sells hot dogs for $1.00, but all the good condinments like onion sauce and relish are at least $0.25 more, or these days it is probably even $0.50! I asked for 1 hot dog and the Paki Cart Fuck asks me if I want the big one. Of course I want the big one, but it costs more, at least $0.50 more. So I told him "standard please". The dude then points to a big one and I shake my head. He finaly gives me $1.00 hot dog and I walk away. I don't even thanked him because I don't like when people try to upsell to me. Couple of feet from his cart, I stop and layer the BK Honey Mustard onto the $1.00 Hot Dog.
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#400362 - 02/18/09 08:36 PM Re: McDonald's
Ruin Trajectory Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 02/06/09 Posts: 274 Loc: My smile invites suspicion as ...	I wish that vendor would have grabbed your fat hair greasy turnip reeking head and shoved it in his boiling vat of hot dog water. Edited by Ruin Trajectory (02/18/09 08:36 PM) _________________________
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#400363 - 02/18/09 08:45 PM Re: McDonald's
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: I wish that vendor would have grabbed your fat hair greasy turnip reeking head and shoved it in his boiling vat of hot dog water. Hahaha, I'm not dumb enough like most Americans are at giving away their money. How's it goin' TurdSiphon?
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#400364 - 02/18/09 09:07 PM Re: McDonald's
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Quote: Quote: I wish that vendor would have grabbed your fat hair greasy turnip reeking head and shoved it in his boiling vat of hot dog water. Hahaha, I'm not dumb enough like most Americans are at giving away their money. How's it goin' TurdSiphon? But you waste money on all that useless shit on Ebay? And fuck you and your dumb American remark you fucking turd worshipping Russian Jew enema bag _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#400365 - 02/18/09 09:08 PM Re: McDonald's
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: Quote: I wish that vendor would have grabbed your fat hair greasy turnip reeking head and shoved it in his boiling vat of hot dog water. Hahaha, I'm not dumb enough like most Americans are at giving away their money. How's it goin' TurdSiphon? But you waste money on all that useless shit on Ebay? And fuck you and your dumb American remark you fucking turd worshipping Russian Jew enema bag Blame the Jews because they laught at you
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#400366 - 02/18/09 09:13 PM Re: McDonald's
wannacorndog Human Garbage Registered: 03/14/08 Posts: 1613 Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky	Quote: Quote: Quote: Quote: I wish that vendor would have grabbed your fat hair greasy turnip reeking head and shoved it in his boiling vat of hot dog water. Hahaha, I'm not dumb enough like most Americans are at giving away their money. How's it goin' TurdSiphon? But you waste money on all that useless shit on Ebay? And fuck you and your dumb American remark you fucking turd worshipping Russian Jew enema bag Blame the Jews because they laught at you Like I laugh at your spelling skills Jerkov? _________________________ Being Canadian is not a disease. It just feels like one. TUP
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#400367 - 02/18/09 09:41 PM Re: McDonald's
MrBelvedere AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/19/07 Posts: 510	.27 is't worth the walk across the street..opportunity cost jackass.
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#400368 - 02/19/09 12:06 AM Re: McDonald's
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: I wanted to buy french fries today and found out that the Honey Mustard will cost me $0.27 extra. My hourly rates went up $27,000. Anal is an extra $2,700. per minute + Tax and CRV. Roaming charges may apply. Cash only. All sales are final. _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#400369 - 02/19/09 07:25 AM Re: McDonald's
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Just once I want to fuck a pussy tighter than Alex's wallet. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#400370 - 02/19/09 01:15 PM Re: McDonald's
Ruin Trajectory Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 02/06/09 Posts: 274 Loc: My smile invites suspicion as ...	Quote: Quote: I wish that vendor would have grabbed your fat hair greasy turnip reeking head and shoved it in his boiling vat of hot dog water. Hahaha, I'm not dumb enough like most Americans are at giving away their money. How's it goin' TurdSiphon? How many fucking bottles of worthless dogshit reeking cologne are in your bathroom you fucking freak? forty? And your stupid obsession with "dinosaur watches" If I'm a turd siphon then your a sinkhole in the floor of the sewer. _________________________
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#400371 - 02/19/09 01:17 PM Re: McDonald's
Ruin Trajectory Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 02/06/09 Posts: 274 Loc: My smile invites suspicion as ...	Quote: Quote: I wanted to buy french fries today and found out that the Honey Mustard will cost me $0.27 extra. My hourly rates went up $27,000. Anal is an extra $2,700. per minute + Tax and CRV. Roaming charges may apply. Cash only. All sales are final. You only charged me an extra seventy five bucks for anal though, did I get the friends rate? _________________________
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#400372 - 02/19/09 03:57 PM Re: McDonald's
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: Just once I want to fuck a pussy tighter than Alex's wallet. I did that once and it cost me more then $0.27 in lube!
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#400373 - 02/19/09 04:24 PM Re: McDonald's
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: Quote: I wish that vendor would have grabbed your fat hair greasy turnip reeking head and shoved it in his boiling vat of hot dog water. Hahaha, I'm not dumb enough like most Americans are at giving away their money. How's it goin' TurdSiphon? "dinosaur watches" It's Invicta now.
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#400374 - 02/19/09 05:10 PM Re: McDonald's
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7599 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Alex's overwhelming fucking cheapness coupled with his habit of buying copious amounts of useless shit off of Ebay is a mystery to me as well. I swear it's some sort of mental condition ( duh!). _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#400375 - 02/19/09 06:00 PM Re: McDonald's
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Alex's overwhelming fucking cheapness coupled with his habit of buying copious amounts of useless shit off of Ebay is a mystery to me as well. I swear it's some sort of mental condition ( duh!). What useless stuff???
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#400376 - 02/19/09 07:04 PM Re: McDonald's
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	Quote: What useless stuff??? Cuff links! Good God, WTF is more useless? And if you say they're for shirts, I'll shoot you in the face with a fucking bow and arrow!! Quote: Just once I want to fuck a pussy tighter than Alex's wallet. Thanks for the sig! _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#400377 - 02/19/09 08:02 PM Re: McDonald's
charin Gag Factor Guru Porn Jesus Registered: 07/15/05 Posts: 5290 Loc: Dayton	I think he re-sells the shit. The perfume, soap and crap on eBay, and the eBay cufflinks, shirts and crap on the street. -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy _________________________ Fuck 'em all but nine.
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#400378 - 02/19/09 08:09 PM Re: McDonald's
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Considering this is what a grocery store looks like where he came from, it's no wonder he's a packrat for tacky junk. Keep on hoarding, buddy, Moses will want to see the bounty of your productive and frugal life.
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#400379 - 02/19/09 08:59 PM Re: McDonald's
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	I use cufflinks with my shirts, I just like variety. I like looking stylish and standing out from the rest of people. I get a lot of compliments about my shirts, cufflinks, bracelets, watches but never I received a compliment for my shoes, pants or a belt. I don't even need to hear the compliment because I can see how someone is eyeing me. I also started going to the gym.
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#400380 - 02/19/09 09:36 PM Re: McDonald's
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	Seriously consider the meth diet. The photos on this board proves it gets results. Or Lou could wire your jaw shut. _________________________
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#400381 - 02/19/09 09:37 PM Re: McDonald's
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Seriously cons ider the meth diet. The photos on this board proves it gets results. Or Lou could wire your jaw shit. Lou is retarded name, just like Mary Lou.
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#400382 - 02/19/09 10:02 PM Re: McDonald's
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Some of my accessories: Attachments 388076-Pile.jpg (8 downloads)
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#400383 - 02/19/09 10:09 PM Re: McDonald's
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	fagot russian shit _________________________
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#400384 - 02/19/09 10:15 PM Re: McDonald's
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	Truly a nation of morons.... _________________________
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#400385 - 02/20/09 07:10 AM Re: McDonald's
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	Quote: Some of my accessories: Nice tablecloth. Do they just come in leukemia or can you also special order a sickle cell anemia pattern? _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#400386 - 02/20/09 07:38 AM Re: McDonald's
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5098 Loc:	Are the safety pins accessories or just part of some motif you are trying to develop? _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#400387 - 02/20/09 08:38 AM Re: McDonald's
electrostatic Porn Jesus Registered: 08/16/08 Posts: 4257 Loc: Counting Kisses	Quote: Quote: Seriously cons ider the meth diet. The photos on this board proves it gets results. Or Lou could wire your jaw shit. Lou is retarded name, just like Mary Lou. Well fuuuck you!, AssSex Pander!.... ~MaryLou Cypher I'm only a little pissed about your hoarding and being packratty, you know how I get about that shit. (note, almost my real name my grammie used to call me MaryLou or MaryWho) Show me the meth pics! Edited by electrostatic (02/20/09 08:42 AM) _________________________ "Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend
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#400388 - 02/20/09 02:24 PM Re: McDonald's
Bluecipher Porn Jesus Registered: 06/09/03 Posts: 5098 Loc:	Quote: Truly a nation of morons.... They really do have a horrific sense of style and design. An Italian from Ferrari or a lesser company that sells products requiring a smidgen of style would stroke out at the sight of these examples of Russian "design." _________________________ ------------------- Mild Mannered Minion ------------------- I feel the pull on the rope, let me off at the rainbow -Anyway, Genesis
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#400389 - 02/20/09 02:42 PM Re: McDonald's/Cufflinks
Nugent Sex Slave Trader Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 1326 Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA	Try not to cream on your keyboard Panzer _________________________ If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend
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#400390 - 02/20/09 03:24 PM Re: McDonald's
Handful Human Garbage Registered: 05/08/07 Posts: 1681	Quote: I lied. I never bought french fries, I just wanted to get a Honey Mustard for free and when I came in to McDonald's I just pretended like I bought french fries and that they forgot to throw in the Honey Mustard. But when the cashier said that it was $0.27, I felt really uneasy because it was FREE before. So I told that bitch to forget it and walked away to Burger King. Over at BK they gave me 2 free packs of Honey Mustard. I then thanked and walked out to buy a hot dog from a street cart. There is one street cart that sells hot dogs for $1.00, but all the good condinments like onion sauce and relish are at least $0.25 more, or these days it is probably even $0.50! I asked for 1 hot dog and the Paki Cart Fuck asks me if I want the big one. Of course I want the big one, but it costs more, at least $0.50 more. So I told him "standard please". The dude then points to a big one and I shake my head. He finaly gives me $1.00 hot dog and I walk away. I don't even thanked him because I don't like when people try to upsell to me. Couple of feet from his cart, I stop and layer the BK Honey Mustard onto the $1.00 Hot Dog. Panzer, if you agree to put this whole passage on your tomb, I'll gladly pay for the stone large enough to fit the print. Being Jewish is merely a coincidence. I'm sure you'd be this cheap regardless of religion. My biggest concern is: It's bad enough I watched you put mustard on a steak sandwich; what the fuck are you doing dipping your fries in honey mustard? Can't you at least just use mayo like the Dutch? How about ketchup? You can't tell me you don't like ketchup. _________________________ There's not a woman alive who has not wanted to be treated like a whore. It's in their genes.
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#400391 - 02/20/09 04:06 PM Re: McDonald's
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	Handful, you really should stop by more often. In the cooking thread, there's a whole lot of pictures by Alex portraying his food. I think 99.9% has ketchup in or on it. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#400392 - 02/20/09 04:38 PM Re: McDonald's
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Only McDonald's Honey Mustard goes well with fries. BK Honey Mjustard is good with Onion Rings. I like ketchup, I have all sorts of ketchups from American ones to Russian and even Polish or Czech, I don't know. Ketchup goes really well with fried stuff. Later on I will go to Chinese place and order plain Lo Mein and will fry some stuff at home and will mix it with Lo Mein, because I dont wanna pay more dollars for fancy Lo Mein because I can cut the cost with my own additives.
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#400393 - 02/20/09 04:44 PM Re: McDonald's
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	This one was fun, but it was too heavy for a 5-year-old:
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#400394 - 02/20/09 04:51 PM Re: McDonald's
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Quote: Quote: Seriously cons ider the meth diet. The photos on this board proves it gets results. Or Lou could wire your jaw shit. Lou is retarded name, just like Mary Lou. Well fuuuck you!, AssSex Pander!.... ~MaryLou Cypher I'm only a little pissed about your hoarding and being packratty, you know how I get about that shit. (note, almost my real name my grammie used to call me MaryLou or MaryWho) Show me the meth pics! Why do you say hoarding? I'm not hoarding, this is just my fashion accesories that I use every day.
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#400395 - 02/20/09 04:52 PM Re: McDonald's
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	So you take 5-year old for a round of game? Before those other things with them? _________________________
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#400396 - 02/20/09 04:57 PM Re: McDonald's
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: So you take 5-year old for a round of game? Before those other things with them? ? When I was 5 I used to play this game, it is called Sniper-2. I even remember how I couldnt reach the rifle and they had apple boxes for kids, and the apple boxes used to wobble and I was afraid that I would fall down.
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#400397 - 02/20/09 08:16 PM Re: McDonald's
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	They now have a drink called a McNuggetini.....sooo fucking gross http://thisrecording.com/2008/04/08/in-which-georgia-gives-you-the-mcnuggetini/
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#400398 - 02/20/09 08:20 PM Re: McDonald's
Fuk Yo Mama Gay For Pay Registered: 03/07/06 Posts: 1059	Quote: Only McDonald's Honey Mustard goes well with fries. BK Honey Mjustard is good with Onion Rings. I like ketchup, I have all sorts of ketchups from American ones to Russian and even Polish or Czech, I don't know. Ketchup goes really well with fried stuff. Later on I will go to Chinese place and order plain Lo Mein and will fry some stuff at home and will mix it with Lo Mein, because I dont wanna pay more dollars for fancy Lo Mein because I can cut the cost with my own additives. Considering that you have a 40" waist and 30" inseam....you might want to scale back on the calories a bit. How about a salad and water for the next 40 or 50 meals. _________________________ Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#400399 - 02/20/09 08:25 PM Re: McDonald's
RenfieldGyps Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/05 Posts: 4726 Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...	Dont eat McDees salads, some of them are worst than the burgers...the calories and fat content is overwhelming. Panzer, just take lunch from home, you save money and then you can buy more shit on E=Bay.
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#400400 - 02/20/09 08:45 PM Re: McDonald's
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	Quote: Dont eat McDees salads, some of them are worst than the burgers...the calories and fat content is overwhelming. Panzer, just take lunch from home, you save money and then you can buy more shit on E=Bay. I only sepnd $1.00-$1.50 on lunch per day. Sometimes I just eat at work whenever theres free food laying around. I used to intern at 1 company and they had 2 pantries on every floor and the fridge in every pantry was stocked every 15 or so minutes. They had all kinds of stuff from canned sodas to evian and they even had like 4 flavors of juices like Tropicana and apple juice. They also had cookies, candies and chips all FREE and ALL YOU CAN EAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#400401 - 02/20/09 08:47 PM Re: McDonald's
Ruin Trajectory Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 02/06/09 Posts: 274 Loc: My smile invites suspicion as ...	Panzer tard is like a russian version of Chris Rondot. _________________________
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#400402 - 02/20/09 09:18 PM Re: McDonald's
Uncle Joe Tranny Whisperer Porn Jesus Registered: 08/02/03 Posts: 9221	All my accessories: Attachments 388271-All.jpg (5 downloads)
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#400403 - 02/20/09 09:38 PM Re: McDonald's
Gunker Porn Jesus Registered: 01/07/06 Posts: 4268 Loc: Portland	Quote: I only sepnd $1.00-$1.50 on lunch per day. Sometimes I just eat at work whenever theres free food laying around. I'm shocked. Also, are you considering an Ocean One's type-heist where you use the restroom near to closing time, hide yourself in the stall, emerge at 3 a.m. to fill your pockets with honey mustard packets, and crash through the window? If not, you really should. _________________________ "My people (the real Americans- descended from the original Angle-Saxon pioneers)"-Coke S.
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#400404 - 02/20/09 11:11 PM Re: McDonald's
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	hahaha....apple boxes. vhat a country! _________________________
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#400405 - 02/21/09 09:43 PM Re: McDonald's
Bravo Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/10/08 Posts: 201	alex, what do you do for a living that made you adopt this lifestyle? its completely mind boggling how anyone could be so cheap.
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#400406 - 02/22/09 04:14 AM Re: McDonald's
cqd Porn Jesus Registered: 11/27/07 Posts: 4795	Quote: because I dont wanna pay more dollars for fancy Lo Mein because I can cut the cost with my own additives. Where the rest of us use ingredients when preparing our food, Alex uses additives. _________________________
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#400407 - 02/22/09 08:14 AM Re: McDonald's
backdoorman Porn Jesus Registered: 09/01/08 Posts: 9782 Loc: Hillbilly Holler	That's cause he cooks in the luhboreuhtori with his ASSistant browneyegor ! _________________________ I may not know arse but I know what I like !
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