Oh my dear God Jesus H. Christ Almighty!! Mr. Steward, right now I am feeling pride, horror, and shame in equal measure. It is wonderful! No longer will I be able to guiltlessly view the Gag Factor juggernaut of fucked throats and ruined lives. Now I am involved. Now I am guilty. Now I am part of the horror and part of the magic. From here on, the phlegm of dumb whores will be on my hands. I fear and hope that the small amount of influence I've had upon Gag Factor will ensure that no future woman who volunteers for it will be able to do her scene without turning her head UPSIDEDOWN (like some in previous editions have avoided) and thus retain some small part of her dignity. I fear this is a responsibility I will have to bear now. It will weigh heavily on my conscience I'm sure, but it will also enhance my jack-off enjoyment of the series.

Thank you,
simp