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#400189 - 02/17/09 01:39 AM Your first car
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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my first ride was a 1981 fiat spider convertible murdered out in glam black. worst automobile I've ever owned but I wouldn't change a thing.



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#400190 - 02/17/09 02:14 AM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
An orange datsun 120y.


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#400191 - 02/17/09 02:19 AM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Mine was a 1978 Chevrolet Chevette. Like this one except it was white. Bought it new for a probable final cost of around five grand (never take out a four year auto loan). It performed admirably for almost five years until one night in June 1983 when a drunk chick hit me head on and totaled it.




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#400192 - 02/17/09 02:19 AM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 08/03/03
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Loc: TX, USA
A Saab 99 (mine was red):


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#400193 - 02/17/09 03:55 AM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 11/27/07
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1973 Mercedes.

The car was an utter piece of shit and it self destructed a little less than a week after I got it. I had no way of knowing that it couldn't be parked on a hill and the car ended up parking itself into a telephone pole while I was at class.



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#400194 - 02/17/09 04:13 AM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
No pics, but my first was a 1968 Buick Skylark 4-Door given to me by my grandfather. He was so careful about his car, that it was like getting a brand new one.

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#400195 - 02/17/09 04:18 AM Re: Your first car
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
One of these? (took me a bit to find a good picture, the 2-door model was much more common)



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#400196 - 02/17/09 05:30 AM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
No pics, a light blue 78 Cutlass Supreme (that was the year that Oldsmobile made the all the paint peels off the trunk lid customized edition). It was a gift from my parents for my 18th birthday. I put a rod through the short block on I-70 five miles west of Topeka on my 21st birthday.
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#400197 - 02/17/09 05:47 AM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
i dont have a picture
it was a white camry a 1991
it cost 300 bucks lol it drove for like, ever though!
then one day it just died cause i didnt put oil in it like, ever
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#400198 - 02/17/09 06:02 AM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
my first was a 1967 coronet, noticed it sitting forever at a ladies house.. it was dead and she gave it to me.. put in a $11 timing chain and drove the shit outa that rusted out car:) loved the thing.. til i almost hit a cop, hmm no license... wrong plates... no insurance... no more car:(
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#400199 - 02/17/09 06:10 AM Re: Your first car
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Mine was a 1989 Buick Century which I drove for about 3 years. It was a piece of shit, but I loved that car. Nothing like the freedom that comes with your very first car.
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#400200 - 02/17/09 07:14 AM Re: Your first car
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Mine was a 9? saturn, white, ugly. I can't recall much from that period in time but it might have station wagon. After 3 weeks I ditched it at The Rose Bowl. My neighors at the time never found out who actually stole it... Not thread derailment, since it IS a car and technically my first.
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#400201 - 02/17/09 08:38 AM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
'56 Chevy Pickup. It was this color but in a little better shape.

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#400202 - 02/17/09 10:09 AM Re: Your first car
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Chevy S-10 Half-Ton P.O.S. Looked exactly like this, same color and shitty finish, except it was a pickup truck not a Blazer.


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#400203 - 02/17/09 10:46 AM Re: Your first car
redish Offline
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Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
Chevrolet S-10 Tahoe.

Dark Blue
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#400204 - 02/17/09 12:09 PM Re: Your first car
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Loc: Pit of Despair
My first car was a Plymouth Horizon. I actually fell in love with that make/model and had owned several of them. Economical and reliable little cars that were very easy to work on for a shade tree mechanic which I did almost 90% of the repairs on the cars at the time except for any big job that required tools or equipment I didn't own or couldn't borrow/rent.

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#400205 - 02/17/09 01:11 PM Re: Your first car
cqd Offline
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You folks who didn't have pictures of your cars couldn't find something? I might be being grumpy here.

The Mercedes I posted was not my car, mine was more of a rusted out shit box version of the same car.

I am asking posters to post a picture of the same model and year even if it isn't literally your first car in the photo.

Thanks. I'm not a car person and have no idea what makes and models look like unless I can see them...
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#400206 - 02/17/09 01:31 PM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
First car I drove: 1979 Chevy El Camino It was a dark blue color, not in great shape. It was pretty beaten up by the time I got it.


First car I bought: 1989 Chevy Camaro RS Factory red color like this one, in pretty decent shape and fun to drive.

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#400207 - 02/17/09 01:50 PM Re: Your first car
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Alfa Romeo Alfetta GTV6

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#400208 - 02/17/09 01:52 PM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
First car: Talbot Solara 1.6 (1983 or 1981)

Looked like this, except mine was a darker blue, in worse shape and had its steering wheel on the left. It needed a lot of oil and gasoline. Driving felt a bit like driving a tank: no power assisted steering. But it had 5 gears, which wasn't all that common. Used it for 6-7 months, then it was over.



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#400209 - 02/17/09 02:45 PM Re: Your first car
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

You folks who didn't have pictures of your cars couldn't find something? I might be being grumpy here.

The Mercedes I posted was not my car, mine was more of a rusted out shit box version of the same car.



I am asking posters to post a picture of the same model and year even if it isn't literally your first car in the photo.

Thanks. I'm not a car person and have no idea what makes and models look like unless I can see them...






This is kind of close except mine was a bit darker shade of blue(closer to the shade of the sky in the picture) and had a brown top. It also had a gray trunk thanks to the shitty paint job GM plants gave the 78 models. The paint on the trunk lid flaked off every time a cat or a squirrel ran across it while it was parked.
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#400210 - 02/17/09 02:50 PM Re: Your first car
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Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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It also had a gray trunk thanks to the shitty paint job GM plants gave the 78 models. The paint on the trunk lid flaked off every time a cat or a squirrel ran across it while it was parked.




You should be happy to know that ten years later GM was still doing shitty paint jobs on their cars. I have an '88 Oldsmobile that was doing that not only on the trunk but the hood and the roof, too. The guy I bought it from said it started doing that about 1994.
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#400211 - 02/17/09 02:59 PM Re: Your first car
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
'63 Chevy Biscayne Station Wagon, 6-cyl PowerGlide, no radio. It was a tank. I used to run over road signs with it. It was all white, with blue interior.



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#400212 - 02/17/09 03:10 PM Re: Your first car *DELETED*
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#400213 - 02/17/09 03:11 PM Re: Your first car
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

You folks who didn't have pictures of your cars couldn't find something? I might be being grumpy here.

The Mercedes I posted was not my car, mine was more of a rusted out shit box version of the same car.

I am asking posters to post a picture of the same model and year even if it isn't literally your first car in the photo.

Thanks. I'm not a car person and have no idea what makes and models look like unless I can see them...




This looks a lot like the Buick Century I had, except mine was silver...and after a deer took out the front, it was silver with a white front piece.



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#400214 - 02/17/09 03:45 PM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Completely generic 1985 Plymouth Colt [manual, no a/c, no radio] made by Mitsubishi. I regularly got over 40 per gallon on the highway.

I regard cars as tools, so unlike most guys "glamor"/"status" value of a car means nothing to me.

The purchase pissed off my WWII Marine vet uncle since Mitsubishi made the Zero fighter, or something.
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#400215 - 02/17/09 05:14 PM Re: Your first car
redish Offline
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Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case


Here Conq, except dark blue.


Edited by redish (02/17/09 05:14 PM)
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#400216 - 02/17/09 05:26 PM Re: Your first car
taint1974 Offline
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398

1979 Pontiac Sunbird with a 5 liter V8, it could haul ass if I tuned it every week. It also had a shitty GM paint job, I repainted it in shop class but some asshole keyed it a few days later.

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#400217 - 02/18/09 01:56 AM Re: Your first car
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
68 karmann ghia. i crashed the fucker on the 110 north.



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#400218 - 02/18/09 03:57 AM Re: Your first car
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
You bitch!!! I wanted one in high school so bad. Here's my first car. Everything manual. Stick shift. That's how I learned to drive. The color of the car was primer. I never got the money to get it painted.



78 Datsun 280Z Bought it off an ex for $1,200.


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#400219 - 02/18/09 05:11 AM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
First car given to me was a 1984 Pontiac Acadian on my sixteenth birthday. I flipped that in a ditch by the side of the highway a couple of months later.



First car I purchased was a week after the accident; 1990 Ford Tempo with 2400 km on it for $1200 cash.



Since then I've gone through a 81 LeBaron, 87 Dodge 250 extended van, 86 VW Fox, 89 Sonata, 95 Dodge Neon and the 95 Ford 150 pickup I'm currently running into the ground.


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#400220 - 02/18/09 05:38 AM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
The great thing about this old metal clunker was, at age 13-14, when I was getting all the hott sluts and closet whores to push me around to class, the store and wherever else we needed TO go, in exchange for doing their homework and buying them cigs (as well as sharing my pills)....it was roomy enough where I could fit the skinnier, "Gia Jordan-esque" chicks who didnt eat right inside the wheelchair with me, like riding in one of those side cars on a motorcycle. I fingerfucked a 14 year old 5' 1" 88 pound Mafia princess at a football game when she climbed in my metal wheelchair clunker to keep warm. Her twat didnt even stink at that young, fertile age.



I wonder at what age Baby G actually Gobbled her first load?


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#400221 - 02/18/09 07:44 AM Re: Your first car
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
1970 Maverick Grabber -I could never completely get the smell of stale beer, marijuana and pussy out.

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#400222 - 02/18/09 11:03 AM Re: Your first car
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
1955 F-100 Ford Truck.

Aah, the amount of tits n' ass I grabbed in THIS bad boy.
Memories...


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#400223 - 02/18/09 11:09 AM Re: Your first car
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
gosh
everyone else had such cool first cars! im such a dork lol
ps backdoorman i want that maverick!
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#400224 - 02/18/09 11:14 AM Re: Your first car
cqd Offline
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Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Don't feel bad. I haven't had a car since that one and it only lasted a few days.

I've been a car owner for all or 4-5 days. And where I live now having one would be expensive and pointless because I would probably never use it.
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#400225 - 02/18/09 01:41 PM Re: Your first car
taint1974 Offline
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Quote:

You bitch!!! I wanted one in high school so bad. Here's my first car. Everything manual. Stick shift. That's how I learned to drive. The color of the car was primer. I never got the money to get it painted.



78 Datsun 280Z Bought it off an ex for $1,200.



The kid down the street from me is currently fixing up a 1970something Datsun Z.

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#400226 - 02/18/09 03:32 PM Re: Your first car
Skip Althoff Offline
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Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY


78 Datsun 280Z Bought it off an ex for $1,200.




You had a CLASSIC Gia!! Z cars top everything in my book. Great build quality and tremendous engines. Nothing could touch it for the price.

I like the 300ZX style the best, but the sucessors - 350's and 370's are even better in the Nissan legacy.

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#400227 - 02/18/09 07:03 PM Re: Your first car
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Red Ford Granada 1980 I believe.

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#400228 - 02/18/09 07:40 PM Re: Your first car
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

gosh
everyone else had such cool first cars! im such a dork lol
ps backdoorman i want that maverick!




Twould that I could give it to you ! The car I mean !
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#400229 - 02/18/09 09:48 PM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 03/19/07
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Quote:

You bitch!!! I wanted one in high school so bad. Here's my first car. Everything manual. Stick shift. That's how I learned to drive. The color of the car was primer. I never got the money to get it painted.



78 Datsun 280Z Bought it off an ex for $1,200.




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#400230 - 02/18/09 11:45 PM Re: Your first car
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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gosh everyone else had such cool first cars! im such a dork lol ps backdoorman i want that maverick!


Nothing cool abour a 'supiscious white' colored saturn G-Rde series fully stocked with paranoia and cum stained seats. The hoveround is cooler that. @burg, Gia was gobblin' the creampies that her dad gave momma while she was in the womb. So, I suppose she was ageless.
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#400231 - 02/19/09 09:46 PM Re: Your first car
Hacksaw Offline
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Registered: 02/23/08
Posts: 48
1987 Plymouth Duster.It was damn near the same thing as this pic.

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#400232 - 02/19/09 09:57 PM Re: Your first car
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#400233 - 02/20/09 05:07 AM Re: Your first car
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Subaru XT Turbo

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#400234 - 02/20/09 05:56 AM Re: Your first car
SexDJ Offline
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Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
Quote:

One of these? (took me a bit to find a good picture, the 2-door model was much more common)





That's it! Paint it white and you've got it.

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#400235 - 02/20/09 07:35 AM Re: Your first car
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

1955 F-100 Ford Truck.

Aah, the amount of tits n' ass I grabbed in THIS bad boy.
Memories...


That's really cool, I would love to have that as a 2nd.


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#400236 - 02/20/09 04:05 PM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
76 bronco (in 1997 when i had 17) from my grampa, and he still has it

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#400237 - 02/20/09 08:11 PM Re: Your first car
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Registered: 12/28/05
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I know where supposed to post pics but I really dont know how, Im gonna give it a try again, I found the car I had as a gift for going to High School and turning 14. I was taught to drive at 13. Got my permit at 15 and my license at 16.
It was a 1981 but mine was red and I got it in 1980.

They bought me a brand new car for my first and I never smashed it. I had 2 accidents in my life of driving and both werent my fault, I have an excellent record and my insurance payments were always awesome.

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#400238 - 02/21/09 12:25 PM Re: Your first car
BlackPanther Offline
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Registered: 10/05/08
Posts: 176
'73 Pontiac LeMans. I loved this car, it would take a shit kicking and never give up.


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