"hobbyist"? WHAT THE FUCK????


Let's try this out in typical social conversation context.


Person #1 (normal): So what Hobbies do you have?

Person #2 (Pervert Deluding himself on the advice of attorney to call himself a "hobbyist"): I like to pay whores to allow me to stick my weiner in their holes and then compare and contrast the various weiner stickings on the internet. I also like Yahtzee and lawn darts.