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#399663 - 02/16/09 01:04 AM Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Heres some ladies I wished dated an angry/frustrated Chris Brown, feel free to add your own, monkey.



Nicole Scherzinger, can't fucking stand her, just annoys me on a level that probably isn't healthy.



Cameron Diaz. I know I cant be alone on this one.



Gypsy/Reinfeld. Im just kidding, I actually want to fuck her if she ever decides to do dudes


Eh I guess i could put the whole paris hilton, lohan, kardashian, every girl from the hills type shows on this list too.
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#399664 - 02/16/09 02:09 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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It's like you read my mind. I would like to add... Mylee? Virus (pay attention PW's that's a good name.) Elisabeth Hasselwhore Darrah Ann Coulter Gia J, only to see what happens when a dick who just so happens to be black touches her... As far as Kim Karwhatever-ian already dates a colored folk, so Chris Brown can rest up for the rest of the hoes added to the list... I'll add more later.
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#399665 - 02/16/09 02:13 AM Re: Chicks I want Chris Brown to go off on...
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The Jonas Brothers?..Sisters...
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#399666 - 02/16/09 02:15 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Dear, if ANY guy hit me there would be a 911 call, a police report and lawyers ASAP regardless of color. This thread is about woman beating- not skin color, so let's keep this baby on track.
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#399667 - 02/16/09 04:12 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Registered: 03/22/07
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Courtney Love with them doing a duet of River Deep, Mountain High afterwards.
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#399668 - 02/16/09 09:12 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Dear, if ANY guy hit me there would be a 911 call, a police report and lawyers ASAP...




I don't want to hit you, but I would like to wrestle with you. Would this lead to the same outcome?

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#399669 - 02/16/09 12:11 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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I would never or could ever "go Chris Bown on a girl" but lately Madonna gets on my nerves, well more than normal.

How long is she going to use the sexy schtick to get attention?
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#399670 - 02/16/09 12:27 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Loc: colorado
shelly luben
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#399671 - 02/16/09 02:04 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Anne Heche


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#399672 - 02/16/09 02:48 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Gia, you are a smart woman.... I don't feel bad for bitches that stick around to get beat up more.. 1 hit should be enough to say get the fuck outa there:)

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Dear, if ANY guy hit me there would be a 911 call, a police report and lawyers ASAP regardless of color. This thread is about woman beating- not skin color, so let's keep this baby on track.


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#399673 - 02/16/09 03:21 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Everyone keeps harping on what Chris Brown did. Why is no one asking what Rianna did? Maybe she stepped out of line.
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#399674 - 02/16/09 03:55 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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#399675 - 02/16/09 05:05 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Gia, ah nevermind, pointless... Rosie O., Madonna, great ones! What does step outta line mean? I bet Rhianna fucked up real good. I don't feel bad for chicks who get beat. Usually they do something. Last weekend there was a police pursuit around hollywood/studio city/all over L.A. the dude was in a Bentley. I thought it was gonna be C. Brown. It turned out to be a Florida DJ who blew his brains out at the end. Good story, but even better if it had been him... Carry on...
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#399676 - 02/16/09 06:03 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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BAM!



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#399677 - 02/16/09 06:40 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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+1 A total cunt. Ann Rule, I really hate her....Oprah Winfrey, Tyra Banks, Ingrid Newkirk from PETA, Jenny Craig's fat washed up celebrities. The mother of the octuplets. Gabby from Sesame Street.

Edit: Fat Von D... I don't know anyone who doesn't hate her, besides my boyfriend. Horrible taste.




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#399678 - 02/16/09 07:31 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Registered: 03/29/08
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Loc: colorado
ann rule the writer?lol
why?
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#399679 - 02/16/09 08:25 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Come on, Rosie would beat that guy till he said his name was Toby. Only chance he has is if he backs her into a corner with a gun, and pistol whips her. I saw a fat chick get into a scrap with 2 black guys in High School. She used her big ass purse as a weapon, but she took them both out.
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#399680 - 02/16/09 09:50 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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ann rule the writer?lol why?


She annoys the fuck out of me. How do we even know what she wrote about Ted was true. And the movie made me hate her more trying to come off as "the heroine"(sp?) I know it's a movie, but she was clearly involved. Fuck her. on Ann Rule.
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#399681 - 02/16/09 10:43 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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I'd like to open a can'o whoopass on the ladies of 'The View'.

Katie Couric could use an axe kick to the head.
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#399682 - 02/17/09 02:24 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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regardless of color.


Quote:

skin color


I must be dead because I think I'm in ADT hell... That was almost like saying there's no fucking in porn, good one. I must have missed that earlier. To the list i'll add, whiney women, Rachel Ray, Tila Tacoila or whatev, and female posters of XPT, we could always use a good smacking to set our asses straight.
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#399683 - 02/17/09 05:51 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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lol
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#399684 - 02/17/09 05:56 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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These two:







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#399685 - 02/17/09 07:30 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Thread title clearly states, "Chicks..." Not serial killers and mythological creatures. Keep up. Unless there's something about Ted I should know. Pics or it didn't happen... For this i'll have to add your mother to the list for bringing such a bonehead in to the world.
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#399686 - 02/17/09 07:42 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Keep trying, eventually they'll like you.
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#399687 - 02/17/09 08:36 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
my ex..... fucking cunt...
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#399688 - 02/17/09 09:06 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Keep crying eventually they'll like you.


fixed .sniff sniffs. Ok, good. I was so sad! .sniff sniffs. sad enough to go eat! .sniff sniff. Sorry I called you a bonehead thats mean. What I meant was your mother the boner headed dumb whore. And when I said Go Chris Brown on, I meant fuck her in the brown one. Have a nice day!
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#399689 - 02/17/09 09:38 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Ah yes, more of the "fixed" shtick....that didn't get old two years ago. Swing and a miss!
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#399690 - 02/17/09 09:46 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.
that is all sorts of ugly
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#399691 - 02/17/09 09:48 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Add these two to the list...



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#399692 - 02/17/09 12:17 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Ah yes, more of the "fixed" shtick....that didn't get old two years ago. Swing and a miss!


Two years ago! Wow, you're about as much of an insider as the 10 ft. rod that is schticking your momma up the ass, right about now... Way to go Djahrah Forjd, way to go. Swing THAT on to pornstarblaabbleeon, Miss... Thank You.
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#399693 - 02/17/09 02:12 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Three retorts and they're all "your mom" jokes, good stuff, really...you need to take this shit on the road! Looks like someone's hitting the meth a little early. Careful though, you don't want CYS peeking in your windows again.
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#399694 - 02/17/09 03:12 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Do you find something wrong with e using you mother tO pull out of aschticky situation?... I don't. Stop fucking derailing for fuck's sake! Your mother didn't teach you manners.
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#399695 - 02/17/09 03:14 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Do you find something wrong with e using you mother tO pull out of aschticky situation?... I don't. Stop fucking derailing for fuck's sake! Your mother didn't teach you manners.




Put the crack pipe down and re-read this. Seek help.
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#399696 - 02/18/09 12:24 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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The most important person who should be on this list:


Not to mention the whiny bitch next to her!


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#399697 - 02/18/09 07:16 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Quote:

The most important person who should be on this list: Not to mention the whiny bitch next to her!


Because one good turn deserves another, and another, and another....
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#399698 - 02/18/09 08:05 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
who are they?
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#399699 - 02/18/09 10:16 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Bill O'Reilly and Ann Cunter, or Coulter if you prefer.. Both are stupid cunts...
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#399700 - 02/18/09 10:36 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Bill O'Reilly and Ann Cunter, or Coulter if you prefer.. Both are stupid cunts...





Actually one is just a walkng Loofah

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#399701 - 02/18/09 04:48 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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the whole cast of desperate timefighters need a smack- go right down the line.



pill-pops mczombie is long overdue a smack, now that the campaign's over and no one's watching. and you know who wants to give it.



nadya suleman (a.k.a. Octopussy) needs fourteen smacks, one for each mutant preemie she's foisted upon taxpayers, and a bonus smack for trying to complete the angelina jolie psycho dream with various cosmetic procedures.



the queen of snarkland doesn't so much need a smack, as a love swat- only enough to provoke the cute nostril flare.



punchface robin quivers needs a smack - right into low earth orbit.



jessica simpson needs a couple smacks- one for ruining the dallas cowboys, and one for ruining herself.



anyone with a Wicked necklace needs a smack. jewelry with words is lame, plus its the worst porn company ever.



kate hudson needs a smack any time she puts on the sourpuss- so basically every day.



kirsten dunst needs a smack- as does anyone hiring this debbie downer to ruin an otherwise good movie.



tina turner doesn't need any more smacks. maybe just one for old times' sake.



pink needs a smack, for annoying songs that scream and insist she's more femme than a cro-mag with hands like a steel worker.



tila tequila needs a shot. from a viet cong rifle. preferably her father's.



in general, if someone's walking around like they have a mouth full of lemon juice, or like they're god's gift, they need a smack. lighten the fuck up.

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#399703 - 02/18/09 07:21 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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What costume party is this from? Surely no one would walk down the street wearing this. Is this a pirate theme?

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#399704 - 02/18/09 07:24 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Quote:

Quote:

Dear, if ANY guy hit me there would be a 911 call, a police report and lawyers ASAP...




I don't want to hit you, but I would like to wrestle with you. Would this lead to the same outcome?




Now that's funny there. Feel the same myself, but I might hit you also, ok not hit but maybe smack, right on your lilly white ass, and some biting, not hard mind you. So you gonna call 911 on me...
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#399705 - 02/18/09 07:58 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Loc: CO
I thought maybe I would throw her in a triangle choke, it would be entertaining and wouldn't cause any permanent damage.

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#399706 - 02/18/09 08:03 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Dear, if ANY guy hit me there would be a 911 call, a police report and lawyers ASAP regardless of color. This thread is about woman beating- not skin color, so let's keep this baby on track.




You mean to say, if any guy hit you without your agreement. I still have a plan to choke a bitch out, Gia. Keep hope alive.

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#399707 - 02/18/09 08:55 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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the queen of snarkland doesn't so much need a smack, as a love swat- only enough to provoke the cute anal flare. [image]http://g.imagehost.org/0566/gia.jpg[/image]


If you're gonna go Chris 'Bown' do it right. Recently, according to wikipedo,
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Chris Brown, (singer) Brown achieved sucksess with hits such as, "Yo, Excuse Me Miss", "Shawty Get Loose", "Gimme That" "Take You Down", "Wall to Wall", "Run It" was booked on battery charges on sunday. Brown, has collaborated with T-Pain and has a small role in the upcoming movie "Bone Deep" Battery may include, non-consensual harmful or offensive touching.


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tina turner doesn't need any more smacks. maybe just one for old times' sake. [image]http://g.imagehost.org/0393/tina.jpg[/image]


"You can't die... you just gotta make it....if you don't make it...I'll kill you...You hear me bitch?...You'll die and I'll kill ya."- Ike Turner "Eat the cake Anna Mae!"- Ike T. "But Ike, I'm tired and I'm sorry..."- Tina T. "Damn right you sorry...Sorriest motherfucker I 'eva met..."- Ike T.'Pain'
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tila tequila needs a shot. of penicillin.


Quote:

in general, if someone's walking around like they have a mouth full of lemon juice, or like they're god's gift, they need a smack. lighten the fuck up.


Yes, we know, Gia... edit: to fix literally. oh and i thought the pic of Tina was Whitney Hou?ston


Edited by electrostatic (02/18/09 09:32 PM)
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#399708 - 02/18/09 09:03 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Boyish carpet muncher Rachel Maddow needs to learn her place and have some sense beat into her. She probably thinks she could fight a guy, which would make it all the more fun.
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#399709 - 02/18/09 09:38 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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What costume party is this from? Surely no one would walk down the street wearing this. Is this a pirate theme?


[gia] you wouldnt know fashion if it blew out your rectum from repeated use as a truck stop.[/gia]
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#399710 - 02/18/09 10:54 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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What costume party is this from? Surely no one would walk down the street wearing this. Is this a pirate theme?




G, I really can't believe you'd rather waitress at ChiChi's than let me fuck you for cash. Take off the stupid outfit and come tell your troubles to Uncle Coke.

Remember, things are only going to get worse now that the Obama socialists are devaluing our currency by printing up trillions for their useless pet projects.
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#399711 - 02/19/09 12:20 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Brandon, we both lust after Gia but I don't know which is worse. That I as a fanboi even care, but can't score. Or that you, as someone in the biz, with weekly access to Gia, and the money to hire her, is regularly rejected by her.




listen assflavor, if you're going to bump old theories about alt's, be original, don't parrot Jim. i'm as much brandon as you are an attorney, and unlike him, i don't need an altered state to be witty. when i talk to females, i don't automatically put on a calm and reassuring voice like he does, talking real slow- that's textbook sociopath. if i was banging around the clock like him, i wouldn't suck toes like an infant, I wouldn't bang fuglies- and if I did i sure as hell wouldn't post photos of them online, then tread water defending them in some weird self-deprecating quest for acceptance.

further, i don't live in a yellow apartment, and i can manage my finances without my hobbies spinning into all-consuming and crippling addictions. also unlike him, when I step outside my home into daylight, i don't look out at the world with a befuddled expression of child-like wonder, like seeing it all for the first time. he's a fucking maniac, but a lovable one- a little ogre gorging on discord and despair.

sadly, while i'm familiar with him, i'm not him. what i can offer you is this, for i know you're hurting -- and perhaps we all are in some small way -- i'll give you a 3-day pass to LoadMyPetriDish.com if you can come up with a more realistic or at least original alt theory, for, there is none.

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#399712 - 02/19/09 02:13 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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My outfit was actually red. With red walls. It was Kimberly Kane's Halloween party from 07.
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#399713 - 02/19/09 07:12 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Registered: 03/22/07
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Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
So who let Luke Ford play with the color balance?
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#399714 - 02/19/09 07:24 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:




Boyish carpet muncher Rachel Maddow needs to learn her place and have some sense beat into her. She probably thinks she could fight a guy, which would make it all the more fun.




Damn, is this seriously a woman? Holy Brandon Teena, Batman!
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#399715 - 02/19/09 07:44 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Looks like a bouncer for Lilith Fair.
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#399717 - 02/20/09 01:56 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Quote:

Chris Brown, (singer) Brown achieved sucksess with hits such as, "Yo, Excuse Me Miss", "Shawty Get Loose", "Gimme That"




I googled it and these are actually real names of his songs. ROFLMAO
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#399718 - 02/20/09 04:48 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Chris Brown, (singer) Brown achieved sucksess with hits such as, "Yo, Excuse Me Miss", "Shawty Get Loose", "Gimme That"


I googled it and these are actually real names of his songs. ROFLMAO


Everything I posted is true. I got it from wikiP. Unlike some jerks around here I prefer not to c/p. IIRC, Rihanna's first single was "S.O.S.". Life imitating art? Fuck who know's, it's comedy. Here's some more info about Mr. Brown.
Quote:

Chris Brown made a ton of cash 06 from little fangirls who went to check out his "Up Close & Personal" tour. He donated 50k to St. Jewd's Children's Hospital. Since his recent arrest in Han.cockPark, Sesame Workshop announced the episode of Sesame Street in which Brown makes an appearance would not air. His Got Milk?? Ad along with his Wrigley's gum commercial pulled from TV and Radio. He said "I'm sorry, I have now become more God fearing than evah. I wont done do dis' gain." Brown's represented by defense? attorney Mark "they'resOguilty" Geragos who's also defended Winonah Ryder and of course Michael Jackson. Chris Brown, "You Are Not Alone".....


Per, Wikiphiliac.


Edited by electrostatic (02/20/09 04:54 AM)
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#399719 - 02/20/09 06:37 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
electrostatic Offline
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Posts: 4257
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This just in! LAPD has just began an internal affairs investigaytion after entertainment new!s website obtains photo of Rihanna after Chris Brown, 'Took her Down'. Pic. here at www.tmZOO.com Now that's how you "Chris Brown"a hoe. He fucked her up! Something tells me dishwasher sales will skyyrocket by month's end. I looove the morning s¢ent of black his story month. SOURCE: XPT Post
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#399720 - 02/20/09 06:59 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
I've never heard of either of these people, and I don't care.

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#399721 - 02/20/09 07:31 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Wow, what an awesome story!
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#399722 - 02/20/09 08:26 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Wow, what an awesome story!


I see someone's not a grouch today. Those little blue pills are fucking amazing! Way to go Fizzle!
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#399723 - 02/20/09 09:39 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
Vizzle Offline
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Posts: 3812
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No mention of my mom...this must be sober electrostatic! Welcome back, it's been a while.
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#399724 - 02/20/09 12:46 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

This just in! LAPD has just began an internal affairs investigaytion after entertainment new!s website obtains photo of Rihanna after Chris Brown, 'Took her Down'. Pic. here at www.tmZOO.com Now that's how you "Chris Brown"a hoe. He fucked her up! Something tells me dishwasher sales will skyyrocket by month's end. I looove the morning s¢ent of black his story month. SOURCE: XPT Post




Quote:

Wow, what an awesome story!




Quote:

I see someone's not a grouch today. Those little blue pills are fucking amazing! Way to go Fizzle!




Quote:

No mention of my mom...this must be sober electrostatic! Welcome back, it's been a while.




Geezus, I wish you 2 would fuck and get it over with.
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#399725 - 02/20/09 04:21 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Biff babbled:

Quote:

Geezus, I wish you 2 would fuck and get it over with.




I guess a lot of people think the same regarding you and Gyps/Renfield. Just saying, Biff, just saying.
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#399726 - 02/20/09 07:24 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
aminkia Offline
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#399727 - 02/20/09 10:00 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
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Quote:

Geezus, I wish you 2 would fuck and get it over with.




Dude seriously, lol...pot kettle much? Just pointing out a few things that are gettin under my skin, that's all.
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#399728 - 02/20/09 11:27 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
electrostatic Offline
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Nizzle writes,
Quote:

electrostatic!, A FEW THINGS GET UnDER MY SKIN, Not to mention my mom must not be sober. Help meWelcome her, humpback, I'm horny it's been a whale since I put my cock in sperm.


Well hello Kettle, its me Pot, those are called crankbugs, lay off the meth and seek help from a medical professional ASAP! Just pointing out a few things. "All men live in whales, All are born with umbilical cords around their necks; AIDS is only caught when in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever present perils of life...." Call me Ishmell, electrostatic


Edited by electrostatic (02/20/09 11:33 PM)
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#399729 - 02/20/09 11:30 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
inebriated kiwi Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:









Was her nose that flat before he fucked her up?


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#399730 - 02/20/09 11:39 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:




Was her nose that flat before he fucked her up?


I thought you didn't care... I think you should throw another chimp at a barbie and enjoy the goddamn story.
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#399731 - 02/21/09 12:11 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
I approve of this 'Chris' guys handywork.


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#399732 - 02/21/09 08:22 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Nizzle writes,
Quote:

electrostatic!, A FEW THINGS GET UnDER MY SKIN, Not to mention my mom must not be sober. Help meWelcome her, humpback, I'm horny it's been a whale since I put my cock in sperm.


Well hello Kettle, its me Pot, those are called crankbugs, lay off the meth and seek help from a medical professional ASAP! Just pointing out a few things. "All men live in whales, All are born with umbilical cords around their necks; AIDS is only caught when in the swift, sudden turn of death, that mortals realize the silent, subtle, ever present perils of life...." Call me Ishmell, electrostatic




God you're slow....AGAIN, re-read what I wrote. Not even about you.

So, do you have the kids this weekend or have they been taken away again? If you still have them, try hiding out in one of your neighbor's trailers this time. I envision a Keystone Cops style chase ensuing through your trailer park as the authorities chase you and the kids around, trying to get them to a safe haven.
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#399733 - 02/21/09 09:24 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Too easy, Yawwns...


God I miss Lou...


There isnt a trailer anywhere near my home, so you're obviously stalking the wrong person.

Wow you really are a retard, so, How is the weather over in Xenia?...

Love. Me.


Nizzle, YOU have been "Brown'd".
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#399734 - 02/21/09 10:14 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
I heard Lou is dead and that really saddens me, we had great PM's together, I certainly hope that this isn't the case. I hope he's just faking his death to come back as someone far superior.

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#399735 - 02/22/09 02:27 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Freestyleduhhh qweefed:

Quote:

I guess a lot of people think the same regarding you and Gyps/Renfield. Just saying, Biff, just saying.




I never wished AIDS on you. This is the equivalent.
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#399736 - 02/22/09 09:18 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Biff you have Aids?, there's a new med now called Atripla, knocks out the whole cocktail thing, it's only a one a day. I will help you all I can. Its very expensive, but if you need a few bucks, PM me.

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#399737 - 02/22/09 11:15 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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I don't know why but Rihanna's pic reminds of a "morgue" shot.
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#399738 - 02/23/09 12:07 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

I don't know why but Rihanna's pic reminds of a "morgue" shot.



If you think that picture is rough looking, you should have seen the bitck AFTER he hit her.
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#399739 - 02/23/09 10:22 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Quote:

I don't know why but Rihanna's pic reminds of a "morgue" shot.


If you think that picture is rough looking, you should have seen the bitck AFTER he hit her.


I never said she looked rough. I was under the impression she died of a heart attack not died after a wild babboon attack. Pics please.
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#399740 - 02/24/09 06:01 PM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
This Whore>



OH LOOK!... C. Brown got her...


Finally...

edit: I guess I take it back. I'm SURE she would LOVE IT...


Edited by electrostatic (02/24/09 06:03 PM)
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#399741 - 03/03/10 08:14 AM Re: Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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