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#399663 - 02/16/09 01:04 AM
Chicks I want to go Chris Brown on
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Heres some ladies I wished dated an angry/frustrated Chris Brown, feel free to add your own, monkey.  Nicole Scherzinger, can't fucking stand her, just annoys me on a level that probably isn't healthy.  Cameron Diaz. I know I cant be alone on this one.  Gypsy/Reinfeld. Im just kidding, I actually want to fuck her if she ever decides to do dudes  Eh I guess i could put the whole paris hilton, lohan, kardashian, every girl from the hills type shows on this list too.
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#399664 - 02/16/09 02:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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It's like you read my mind. I would like to add... Mylee? Virus (pay attention PW's that's a good name.) Elisabeth Hasselwhore Darrah Ann Coulter Gia J, only to see what happens when a dick who just so happens to be black touches her... As far as Kim Karwhatever-ian already dates a colored folk, so Chris Brown can rest up for the rest of the hoes added to the list... I'll add more later.
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#399666 - 02/16/09 02:15 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Dear, if ANY guy hit me there would be a 911 call, a police report and lawyers ASAP regardless of color. This thread is about woman beating- not skin color, so let's keep this baby on track.
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#399667 - 02/16/09 04:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Courtney Love with them doing a duet of River Deep, Mountain High afterwards.
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#399668 - 02/16/09 09:12 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
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Dear, if ANY guy hit me there would be a 911 call, a police report and lawyers ASAP...
I don't want to hit you, but I would like to wrestle with you. Would this lead to the same outcome?
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#399670 - 02/16/09 12:27 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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shelly luben
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#399672 - 02/16/09 02:48 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
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Loc: Macomb mich
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Gia, you are a smart woman.... I don't feel bad for bitches that stick around to get beat up more.. 1 hit should be enough to say get the fuck outa there:) Quote:
Dear, if ANY guy hit me there would be a 911 call, a police report and lawyers ASAP regardless of color. This thread is about woman beating- not skin color, so let's keep this baby on track.
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#399673 - 02/16/09 03:21 PM
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Registered: 06/22/07
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Everyone keeps harping on what Chris Brown did. Why is no one asking what Rianna did? Maybe she stepped out of line.
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#399675 - 02/16/09 05:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Gia, ah nevermind, pointless... Rosie O., Madonna, great ones! What does step outta line mean? I bet Rhianna fucked up real good. I don't feel bad for chicks who get beat. Usually they do something. Last weekend there was a police pursuit around hollywood/studio city/all over L.A. the dude was in a Bentley. I thought it was gonna be C. Brown. It turned out to be a Florida DJ who blew his brains out at the end. Good story, but even better if it had been him... Carry on...
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#399676 - 02/16/09 06:03 PM
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BAM!
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Edited by Bluecipher (02/16/09 06:04 PM)
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#399677 - 02/16/09 06:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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+1 A total cunt. Ann Rule, I really hate her....Oprah Winfrey, Tyra Banks, Ingrid Newkirk from PETA, Jenny Craig's fat washed up celebrities. The mother of the octuplets. Gabby from Sesame Street. Edit: Fat Von D... I don't know anyone who doesn't hate her, besides my boyfriend. Horrible taste. 
Edited by electrostatic (02/16/09 06:48 PM)
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#399678 - 02/16/09 07:31 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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ann rule the writer?lol
why?
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#399679 - 02/16/09 08:25 PM
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Registered: 12/16/08
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Come on, Rosie would beat that guy till he said his name was Toby. Only chance he has is if he backs her into a corner with a gun, and pistol whips her. I saw a fat chick get into a scrap with 2 black guys in High School. She used her big ass purse as a weapon, but she took them both out.
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#399681 - 02/16/09 10:43 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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I'd like to open a can'o whoopass on the ladies of 'The View'.
Katie Couric could use an axe kick to the head.
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#399683 - 02/17/09 05:51 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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lol
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#399687 - 02/17/09 08:36 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
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my ex..... fucking cunt...
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#399688 - 02/17/09 09:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
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#399689 - 02/17/09 09:38 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
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Ah yes, more of the "fixed" shtick....that didn't get old two years ago. Swing and a miss!
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#399690 - 02/17/09 09:46 AM
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Registered: 05/07/06
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I think i just threw up in my mouth a little.
that is all sorts of ugly
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#399694 - 02/17/09 03:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Do you find something wrong with e using you mother tO pull out of aschticky situation?... I don't. Stop fucking derailing for fuck's sake! Your mother didn't teach you manners.
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#399697 - 02/18/09 07:16 AM
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#399698 - 02/18/09 08:05 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
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who are they?
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#399700 - 02/18/09 10:36 AM
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Bill O'Reilly and Ann Cunter, or Coulter if you prefer.. Both are stupid cunts...
Actually one is just a walkng Loofah
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#399701 - 02/18/09 04:48 PM
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the whole cast of desperate timefighters need a smack- go right down the line.
pill-pops mczombie is long overdue a smack, now that the campaign's over and no one's watching. and you know who wants to give it.
nadya suleman (a.k.a. Octopussy) needs fourteen smacks, one for each mutant preemie she's foisted upon taxpayers, and a bonus smack for trying to complete the angelina jolie psycho dream with various cosmetic procedures.
the queen of snarkland doesn't so much need a smack, as a love swat- only enough to provoke the cute nostril flare.
punchface robin quivers needs a smack - right into low earth orbit.
jessica simpson needs a couple smacks- one for ruining the dallas cowboys, and one for ruining herself.
anyone with a Wicked necklace needs a smack. jewelry with words is lame, plus its the worst porn company ever.
kate hudson needs a smack any time she puts on the sourpuss- so basically every day.
kirsten dunst needs a smack- as does anyone hiring this debbie downer to ruin an otherwise good movie.
tina turner doesn't need any more smacks. maybe just one for old times' sake.
pink needs a smack, for annoying songs that scream and insist she's more femme than a cro-mag with hands like a steel worker.
tila tequila needs a shot. from a viet cong rifle. preferably her father's.
in general, if someone's walking around like they have a mouth full of lemon juice, or like they're god's gift, they need a smack. lighten the fuck up.
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#399706 - 02/18/09 08:03 PM
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Dear, if ANY guy hit me there would be a 911 call, a police report and lawyers ASAP regardless of color. This thread is about woman beating- not skin color, so let's keep this baby on track.
You mean to say, if any guy hit you without your agreement. I still have a plan to choke a bitch out, Gia. Keep hope alive.
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#399707 - 02/18/09 08:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
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the queen of snarkland doesn't so much need a smack, as a love swat- only enough to provoke the cute anal flare. [image]http://g.imagehost.org/0566/gia.jpg[/image]
If you're gonna go Chris 'Bown' do it right. Recently, according to wikipedo, Quote:
Chris Brown, (singer) Brown achieved sucksess with hits such as, "Yo, Excuse Me Miss", "Shawty Get Loose", "Gimme That" "Take You Down", "Wall to Wall", "Run It" was booked on battery charges on sunday. Brown, has collaborated with T-Pain and has a small role in the upcoming movie "Bone Deep" Battery may include, non-consensual harmful or offensive touching.
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tina turner doesn't need any more smacks. maybe just one for old times' sake. [image]http://g.imagehost.org/0393/tina.jpg[/image]
"You can't die... you just gotta make it....if you don't make it...I'll kill you...You hear me bitch?...You'll die and I'll kill ya."- Ike Turner "Eat the cake Anna Mae!"- Ike T. "But Ike, I'm tired and I'm sorry..."- Tina T. "Damn right you sorry...Sorriest motherfucker I 'eva met..."- Ike T.'Pain' Quote:
tila tequila needs a shot. of penicillin.
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in general, if someone's walking around like they have a mouth full of lemon juice, or like they're god's gift, they need a smack. lighten the fuck up.
Yes, we know, Gia... edit: to fix literally. oh and i thought the pic of Tina was Whitney Hou?ston
Edited by electrostatic (02/18/09 09:32 PM)
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#399711 - 02/19/09 12:20 AM
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Brandon, we both lust after Gia but I don't know which is worse. That I as a fanboi even care, but can't score. Or that you, as someone in the biz, with weekly access to Gia, and the money to hire her, is regularly rejected by her.
listen assflavor, if you're going to bump old theories about alt's, be original, don't parrot Jim. i'm as much brandon as you are an attorney, and unlike him, i don't need an altered state to be witty. when i talk to females, i don't automatically put on a calm and reassuring voice like he does, talking real slow- that's textbook sociopath. if i was banging around the clock like him, i wouldn't suck toes like an infant, I wouldn't bang fuglies- and if I did i sure as hell wouldn't post photos of them online, then tread water defending them in some weird self-deprecating quest for acceptance.
further, i don't live in a yellow apartment, and i can manage my finances without my hobbies spinning into all-consuming and crippling addictions. also unlike him, when I step outside my home into daylight, i don't look out at the world with a befuddled expression of child-like wonder, like seeing it all for the first time. he's a fucking maniac, but a lovable one- a little ogre gorging on discord and despair.
sadly, while i'm familiar with him, i'm not him. what i can offer you is this, for i know you're hurting -- and perhaps we all are in some small way -- i'll give you a 3-day pass to LoadMyPetriDish.com if you can come up with a more realistic or at least original alt theory, for, there is none.
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#399712 - 02/19/09 02:13 AM
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My outfit was actually red. With red walls. It was Kimberly Kane's Halloween party from 07.
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#399713 - 02/19/09 07:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
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So who let Luke Ford play with the color balance?
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on Ann Rule. 
That was almost like saying there's no fucking in porn, good one. I must have missed that earlier. To the list i'll add, whiney women, Rachel Ray, 
Tila Tacoila or whatev, and female posters of XPT, we could always use a good smacking to set our asses straight. 
.sniff sniffs. Ok, good. I was so sad! .sniff sniffs. sad enough to go eat! .sniff sniff. 
Sorry I called you a bonehead thats mean. What I meant was your mother the boner headed dumb whore. And when I said Go Chris Brown on, I meant fuck her in the brown one. Have a nice day! 
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