Thanks folks. It is nice to have my geeky hobbies pay off in laughs at this forum.

The Pamela Peaks looks at you. Your armor explodes. You are paralyzed for 1 round. You vomit on yourself and feel slow.

It gnaws at your face for 1000 damage.

You lunge and swing your bone handled head-cutter.

Hit!

Critical!
Critical!
Critical!

Pamela Peaks destroyed!

You gain 4000 experience points.

(loot corpse)

You have found <magical item> "Head of Pamela Peaks".

Examine "Head of Pamela Peaks": This item can be used in battle once per day to paralyze and sicken the enemy of your choice. If any of your party members see you use it the effect applies to them as well.

In all seriousness Pamela Peaks looks like it emerged from a wound torn in hell.