I hereby declare February 15th to be Porn Christmas. On this day Donny Long, Gina Lynn, Jasmine Tame, Arnold Scharzenpecker and Naughty Alysha were all born.

Where else do you see such a collection of Crystal Meth, fisting, poor grammar, weird Euro porn and complete delusion about one's standing in life being celebrated but on this day?

God bless this day and let us all worship on these great saints of hopelessness!!!

What and who is that thing in the pink cap ? And I thought I was fugly !

That thing is called "Pamela Peaks", it is like a boss monster you have to fight at the end of porn.

That is a fucking awesome line. Holy shit.

Thanks folks. It is nice to have my geeky hobbies pay off in laughs at this forum.

The Pamela Peaks looks at you. Your armor explodes. You are paralyzed for 1 round. You vomit on yourself and feel slow.

It gnaws at your face for 1000 damage.

You lunge and swing your bone handled head-cutter.

Hit!

Critical!
Critical!
Critical!

Pamela Peaks destroyed!

You gain 4000 experience points.

(loot corpse)

You have found <magical item> "Head of Pamela Peaks".

Examine "Head of Pamela Peaks": This item can be used in battle once per day to paralyze and sicken the enemy of your choice. If any of your party members see you use it the effect applies to them as well.

In all seriousness Pamela Peaks looks like it emerged from a wound torn in hell.