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#399419 - 02/14/09 02:19 PM
Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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On this week's episode of 'Sober House', Seth Binzer (part of a 90s one hit wonder band) has a meltdown. After he finds out that his and Mary Carey's manager (David "the Jew" Weintraub) was talking about what a loser he is, he disappears and starts dropping scavenger hunt clues for the others to find him (talk about needing to be the center of attention).
On the previews for the next episode, someone says "he's at Jessica Jaymes' house". Then they flash a 2 second scene making it look like Jessica got the shit beat out of her with people saying "omg, what happened Jessica".
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#399420 - 02/15/09 05:09 AM
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Registered: 05/16/07
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Is Mary Carey featured really prominently? I've had four different people ask me about it in the last week for some weird reason; I don't even have cable anymore so I have no clue whats even happening on this shitty show yet I keep getting pestered about it. I actually wiki'd "Seth Binzer" as I had no clue who the fuck it was...turns out it was Shifty Shellshock of Crazy Town?!? I used to drive around the valley picking up drugs for that junkie loser. Never had any clue what his real name was. And he used to fuck Mary on a semi-regular basis; it might make for good television, but how the fuck is having two people in the same place for rehab with a prior sexual relationship good for treatment? Is Dr. Drew that much of a jew to overlook that?
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#399421 - 02/15/09 05:39 AM
Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/30/08
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Sober House has been more entertaining than Celebrity Rehab was this year...i'm dying to see what the deal is with Jessica...
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#399422 - 02/15/09 10:11 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
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I don't even have cable anymore so I have no clue whats even happening on this shitty show yet I keep getting pestered about it.
i actually watch it on vh1.com....
http://www.vh1.com/video/browse/index.jhtml?id=2235
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#399423 - 02/16/09 07:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
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Dumbest show ever. Dr Drew is full of shit....and totally wrong in his theories about the virtue of Sobriety. Fuckin' greedy Jew too....
The whole Mary Carey, Seth Shifty "Binger" and that manager guy who's about as interesting as a sack of potatoes is nauseating. They are all fucktards and I hope the whole house OD's or someone burns the fucking house down with a crack pipe malfunction or some shit....Andy Dick's addiction to Rolling Rock was REALLY A VEILED PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT. The Latrobe Brewing Company Marketing Guy is a joke, and he owes me 400 bucks to boot. Fuck Sobriety.
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#399424 - 02/16/09 10:36 PM
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It's funny that this rehab shit is the only job these "celebrities" can get. There is no way it's a coincidence that Seth/Shifty had his big crack meltdown in the middle of the few weeks they were filming 'Celeb Rehab 2'. The place he choose to hit the pipe happened to be the roof of Dr Drew's facility. If there's a season 3, you know Jeff Conaway will be back as fucked up as ever. He should get a 5 year contract.
As the show producer, Dr Drew obviously encourages drama/dysfunction to make good tv. How suspicious is it that Shifty let a camera crew tag along with him on a crack binge, even following him into some woods to get high.
Amber Smith got used and tossed out like trash on this week's episode. Kip Brennan (hockey player - used to play for the Kings and Ducks) invited her to a party, ignored her most of the night, fucked her and kicked her out. There was a scene with her sitting on the curb in front of his house waiting for a cab (lol).
You have to give the show some credit. They are really humiliating these people for our viewing pleasure. They should get Emmy consideration for the episode with Steven Adler running around on speedballs.
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#399425 - 02/16/09 11:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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If there's a season 3, you know Jeff Conaway will be back as fucked up as ever. He should get a 5 year contract.
true story: after the reality awards jeff was in the limo with us from the awards to the after party and he talked about having his own show...
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#399428 - 02/17/09 08:34 AM
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god im glad idont watch tv anymore
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#399434 - 02/17/09 02:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I always thought the VH in VH1 stood for Video Hits. Apparently I am wrong. It must be short for Very Horrible. Makes wish for the days of Pop Up Video and The List.
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#399435 - 02/17/09 03:14 PM
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Beyond the addiction aspect this shows just how many emotional adolescents there are running around. These people are stunted. They have no concept of reality. Every decision they make is usually a bad one. Every week they are on their way to a club or restaurant since they just can't stand the thought of spending quiet time at home and confronting the ugly reality of who they are.
Ya' got me pegged pretty good here, circa fall of 1990. I don't watch this show, but that describes 99% of people coming into recovery. I posit that I stopped maturing when I started drinking alcoholically. Many others in recovery experienced the same thing.
To make it worse, the childish behavior is actually helpful as a way to get what we want (booze, etc.), so it gets reinforced. Then, in our early 30's if we are lucky like me, we have to sober up and find ourselves, that's why there are 12 steps instead of 1.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy.
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#399437 - 02/17/09 03:24 PM
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Hey Fuse, MTV, MTV 2 , Vh 1 and Vh 1 classics ......WHERE'S THE FUCKING MUSIC YOU DIMWIT TWATS ?
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#399440 - 02/17/09 08:37 PM
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The notoriety she gets from the rehab shows (which is much greater than porn fame) has to be as addicting as drugs for someone like her. She seems to have the textbook stripper mentality of seeking constant affirmation wherever she can get it. And of course a whore defines affirmation much differently than healthy, well-adjusted people ("it's ok daddy, you can touch me").
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#399444 - 02/19/09 11:10 AM
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Jessica's cameo was interesting. She had a black eye, but wouldn't say who smacked her. Shifty stole 300 Xanax pills from her. While they were together, he was also using heroin, ecstasy and crack.
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#399445 - 02/19/09 08:53 PM
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Registered: 11/22/08
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That's a helluva night, and having met and partied with Shifty, he really is a decent guy hanging with a bunch of drag-you-down fuckups. That David guy is a true, by the book, douchebag. But that bullshit scavenger hunt was nonsense. I woulda let him stay wherever the fuck he was and if thats what he wanted to do, he'da done it.
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#399447 - 02/21/09 09:57 AM
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^^^^ I thought the same thing Burg, 300 Xanax, WTF? Are they the small white ones, the peach ones, the blue ones or are they the "Almighty" Sticks.. Damn and if they are the sticks at $5.00 a piece we're talking like 1500.00 he must of sold the package deal for a nice sized bag of crack. Im dying to know where the black eye came from, she sweared it wasn't him, but I dont believe her, she said it to nonchalantly. I bet they were both basing and he bugged and slapped her or punched her in the eye, she didnt feel a damn thing under the influence and they went right back to smoking. In the morning it turned black and blue, she probably doesnt even know where the fuck it came from.....This show is off the hook and like a train wreck, cant wait for next week. Im hooked on it.
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#399448 - 02/23/09 01:18 AM
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#399449 - 02/24/09 02:17 AM
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Seth Binger reminds me of my boyfriend. Stylewise not looks. With less tats. Also Seth is a more hardcore junkie and is more pathetic, to me atleast. While on the subject of pathetic Amber Smith takes the all time pathetic slut award. She's reminiscent of another xpt pathetic loser of around the same age. I liked when the dumbass did the walk of shame and said "we've all done it". Some more than others, the other's got fed up and started doing porn... Gia finds something negative to say about my post in 3, 2, ---...
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#399450 - 02/28/09 11:50 PM
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#399451 - 03/09/09 04:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I'm just watching this episode now. and when I heard this line and just shook my head... Mary: "Did he take the Xanax with the Crack, though?" then Andy Dick comes in with the clincher: "That's not good at all!" damn....well no shit.
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#399453 - 03/09/09 02:37 PM
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Thanks for the contribution... I'm sure the entire board would have come to a fucken standstill if not for you clearing that up.
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