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#399419 - 02/14/09 02:19 PM Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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On this week's episode of 'Sober House', Seth Binzer (part of a 90s one hit wonder band) has a meltdown. After he finds out that his and Mary Carey's manager (David "the Jew" Weintraub) was talking about what a loser he is, he disappears and starts dropping scavenger hunt clues for the others to find him (talk about needing to be the center of attention).

On the previews for the next episode, someone says "he's at Jessica Jaymes' house". Then they flash a 2 second scene making it look like Jessica got the shit beat out of her with people saying "omg, what happened Jessica".
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#399420 - 02/15/09 05:09 AM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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Is Mary Carey featured really prominently? I've had four different people ask me about it in the last week for some weird reason; I don't even have cable anymore so I have no clue whats even happening on this shitty show yet I keep getting pestered about it.


I actually wiki'd "Seth Binzer" as I had no clue who the fuck it was...turns out it was Shifty Shellshock of Crazy Town?!? I used to drive around the valley picking up drugs for that junkie loser. Never had any clue what his real name was.


And he used to fuck Mary on a semi-regular basis; it might make for good television, but how the fuck is having two people in the same place for rehab with a prior sexual relationship good for treatment? Is Dr. Drew that much of a jew to overlook that?
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#399421 - 02/15/09 05:39 AM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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Sober House has been more entertaining than Celebrity Rehab was this year...i'm dying to see what the deal is with Jessica...

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#399422 - 02/15/09 10:11 AM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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I don't even have cable anymore so I have no clue whats even happening on this shitty show yet I keep getting pestered about it.




i actually watch it on vh1.com....

http://www.vh1.com/video/browse/index.jhtml?id=2235

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#399423 - 02/16/09 07:30 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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Dumbest show ever. Dr Drew is full of shit....and totally wrong in his theories about the virtue of Sobriety. Fuckin' greedy Jew too....

The whole Mary Carey, Seth Shifty "Binger" and that manager guy who's about as interesting as a sack of potatoes is nauseating. They are all fucktards and I hope the whole house OD's or someone burns the fucking house down with a crack pipe malfunction or some shit....Andy Dick's addiction to Rolling Rock was REALLY A VEILED PRODUCT ENDORSEMENT. The Latrobe Brewing Company Marketing Guy is a joke, and he owes me 400 bucks to boot. Fuck Sobriety.
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#399424 - 02/16/09 10:36 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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It's funny that this rehab shit is the only job these "celebrities" can get. There is no way it's a coincidence that Seth/Shifty had his big crack meltdown in the middle of the few weeks they were filming 'Celeb Rehab 2'. The place he choose to hit the pipe happened to be the roof of Dr Drew's facility. If there's a season 3, you know Jeff Conaway will be back as fucked up as ever. He should get a 5 year contract.

As the show producer, Dr Drew obviously encourages drama/dysfunction to make good tv. How suspicious is it that Shifty let a camera crew tag along with him on a crack binge, even following him into some woods to get high.

Amber Smith got used and tossed out like trash on this week's episode. Kip Brennan (hockey player - used to play for the Kings and Ducks) invited her to a party, ignored her most of the night, fucked her and kicked her out. There was a scene with her sitting on the curb in front of his house waiting for a cab (lol).

You have to give the show some credit. They are really humiliating these people for our viewing pleasure. They should get Emmy consideration for the episode with Steven Adler running around on speedballs.
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#399425 - 02/16/09 11:07 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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If there's a season 3, you know Jeff Conaway will be back as fucked up as ever. He should get a 5 year contract.




true story: after the reality awards jeff was in the limo with us from the awards to the after party and he talked about having his own show...
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#399426 - 02/16/09 11:22 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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true story: after the reality awards jeff was in the limo with us from the awards to the after party and he talked about having his own show...




And pornsluts get derisively called whores.
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#399427 - 02/17/09 08:29 AM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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On this week's episode of 'Sober House', Seth Binzer (part of a 90s one hit wonder band) has a meltdown. After he finds out that his and Mary Carey's manager (David "the Jew" Weintraub) was talking about what a loser he is, he disappears and starts dropping scavenger hunt clues for the others to find him (talk about needing to be the center of attention).

On the previews for the next episode, someone says "he's at Jessica Jaymes' house". Then they flash a 2 second scene making it look like Jessica got the shit beat out of her with people saying "omg, what happened Jessica".




I hate to sound like a big fan of Shifty's but what the fuck has this Weintraub guy done? Honestly. That one season crapfest Sons Of Hollywood?

here's a typical episode:
-Watch Sean get drunk
-Watch Randy Spelling bide his time to claim his inheritance doing B movies
-Watch David take meetings about booking Sean/Randy for Supermarket openings.

And before any of you say anything, it beats the fuck out of watching c-span. True I'm sad, but as that great thespian Jamie Farr said in Cannonball Run 2:"Allah will only forgive so much!"

In other words I have no defense.I must punish myself by withdrawing $75.00 and calling up Shy Love for some "companionship".
That'll teach me.
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#399428 - 02/17/09 08:34 AM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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god im glad idont watch tv anymore
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#399429 - 02/17/09 09:14 AM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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How can you not know Weintraub, he's famous, he was on the Slade & Jo show,
Jo was one of the whores from The Housewives of Orange County, first season, she's now a singer
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#399430 - 02/17/09 10:48 AM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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I had a fun night out with Andy Dick last year ... He is wacky but, as they say, a really nice guy. I think he and Christian would have an interesting conversation! For a dude into dudes, he had a pretty cute 24-year-old girlfriend hanging out at his pad.

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#399431 - 02/17/09 10:50 AM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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Dr. Drew is a real piece of shit. I hate that guy. Smug manipulator sucking off the D-list teat. He's as much a grifter as Dr. Phil, just not a fat baldy.

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#399432 - 02/17/09 12:48 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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Beyond the addiction aspect this shows just how many emotional adolescents there are running around. These people are stunted. They have no concept of reality. Every decision they make is usually a bad one. Every week they are on their way to a club or restaurant since they just can't stand the thought of spending quiet time at home and confronting the ugly reality of who they are. Mary Carey is with that guy because if she was with a good guy she would end up fucking him over and treating him like a mark since she fucking hates herself. Chicks like that always choose the douche bag. The only one that seems to be trying is Rodney King and he's hardly on the show because these reality bottom feeders only focus on the negative characters. These people were never serious minded people in the first place and addiction is a small part of the problem.

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#399433 - 02/17/09 01:27 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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maybe i'm a douche because if I was in that situation and that idiot was pulling the scavenger hunt/clues thing to find him, i'd say "fuck it" and go to bed.

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#399434 - 02/17/09 02:26 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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I always thought the VH in VH1 stood for Video Hits. Apparently I am wrong. It must be short for Very Horrible. Makes wish for the days of Pop Up Video and The List.
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#399435 - 02/17/09 03:14 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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Beyond the addiction aspect this shows just how many emotional adolescents there are running around. These people are stunted. They have no concept of reality. Every decision they make is usually a bad one. Every week they are on their way to a club or restaurant since they just can't stand the thought of spending quiet time at home and confronting the ugly reality of who they are.




Ya' got me pegged pretty good here, circa fall of 1990. I don't watch this show, but that describes 99% of people coming into recovery. I posit that I stopped maturing when I started drinking alcoholically. Many others in recovery experienced the same thing.

To make it worse, the childish behavior is actually helpful as a way to get what we want (booze, etc.), so it gets reinforced. Then, in our early 30's if we are lucky like me, we have to sober up and find ourselves, that's why there are 12 steps instead of 1.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy.
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#399436 - 02/17/09 03:24 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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I agree with the scavenger hunt comment. I think he was right on that point but I guess I was commenting on the overall douche factor.

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#399437 - 02/17/09 03:24 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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Hey Fuse, MTV, MTV 2 , Vh 1 and Vh 1 classics ......WHERE'S THE FUCKING MUSIC YOU DIMWIT TWATS ?
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#399438 - 02/17/09 06:00 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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maybe i'm a douche because if I was in that situation and that idiot was pulling the scavenger hunt/clues thing to find him, i'd say "fuck it" and go to bed.




That doesn't make you a douche....just smart.


Edited by Big Red (02/17/09 06:01 PM)
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#399439 - 02/17/09 07:58 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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Its funny as I suggested to Mary after her first VH1 pilot fizzled out (the one where she becomes a Christian with XXX Church or whoever it was) and the possibility that the next one offered would be "Celebrity Rehab" to start going to a psychiatrist or psychologist and get on meds; a TV show wasn't the way to go about it. I suggested she do it privately and not talk about it publicly; her answer refusing was "I used to...but I talked to my psych too much." Guess she didn't understand that was the FUCKING POINT to talk.


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Beyond the addiction aspect this shows just how many emotional adolescents there are running around. These people are stunted. They have no concept of reality.




Couldn't agree more; it was weird with her as she acted like a total goofus around people older than her but was relatively chill with my friends (her age or younger) in San Diego away from Hollywood and The Valley.

I told her to pitch an idea of "Porn Star Returns to College" where she could finish getting her degree (or so she claims to have started) and at least have something tangible to work towards that might teach her some responsibility or keep her sobriety on track. I really did have the feeling she missed out on her "early 20s" years by going into porn and could use the experience growing up. Granted college isn't the best place to stay away from alcohol, but I can't imagine it would have been any less successful to getting her life on track than this spectacle.


Shit like this is why I've stopped trying to be rational with whores. Just can't teach them responsibility.
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#399440 - 02/17/09 08:37 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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The notoriety she gets from the rehab shows (which is much greater than porn fame) has to be as addicting as drugs for someone like her. She seems to have the textbook stripper mentality of seeking constant affirmation wherever she can get it. And of course a whore defines affirmation much differently than healthy, well-adjusted people ("it's ok daddy, you can touch me").
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#399441 - 02/17/09 08:55 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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The notoriety she gets from the rehab shows (which is much greater than porn fame) has to be as addicting as drugs for someone like her. She seems to have the textbook stripper mentality of seeking constant affirmation wherever she can get it. And of course a whore defines affirmation much differently than healthy, well-adjusted people ("it's ok daddy, you can touch me").




Its sad but it was that simple with her:
She'd go out of her way to do all these stupid stripper appearances every week where she'd net $3-$5K (on a good weekend) but spend two days traveling and jet lagged the fuck out for days. I could see the travel took its toll on her and why she was popping Xanax, and she'd just get trashed at the clubs. Most appearances usually required some sort of radio or local interview that could turn into a stressful shit storm. I'm pretty sure she was addicted to the strip club attention.

Yet her video contract with Legend at the time was for close to $80K for the year and six movies...and only had to film six or ten day days THE WHOLE FUCKING YEAR. Thats like $12,000 a day. Yet she showed up trashed out of her mind to the set, if she showed up at all.

(Maybe Willie D can comment on this as he seems to know a bit more about the Legend situation) She even claimed Legend wanted to bump up to 12 movies a year and $150,000. I was shocked they would even consider that.


Just typical porn rationality: Be all punctual when you're stripping for strangers for $2 grand for the day, but be uber late to film as a contract star for $12 grand.
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#399442 - 02/19/09 09:22 AM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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I love the show. Every time one of those freaks fucks up and uses, I jack off. Does that make me a bad person?
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#399444 - 02/19/09 11:10 AM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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Jessica's cameo was interesting. She had a black eye, but wouldn't say who smacked her. Shifty stole 300 Xanax pills from her. While they were together, he was also using heroin, ecstasy and crack.
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#399445 - 02/19/09 08:53 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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That's a helluva night, and having met and partied with Shifty, he really is a decent guy hanging with a bunch of drag-you-down fuckups. That David guy is a true, by the book, douchebag. But that bullshit scavenger hunt was nonsense. I woulda let him stay wherever the fuck he was and if thats what he wanted to do, he'da done it.
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#399446 - 02/21/09 03:20 AM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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Jessica's cameo was interesting. She had a black eye, but wouldn't say who smacked her. Shifty stole 300 Xanax pills from her. While they were together, he was also using heroin, ecstasy and crack.





300 pills of Xanadu? WTF??? If he or she ever was found by some desperate law enforcement prick, that quantity is in the "Intent to distribute" range. It's obvious there is no (legit) script. And these POOR, destitute addicts and dregs of society porn stars DONT have the resources or wherewithal of a functional user to have in place a safety net of lawyers on retainer, cash at the ready and other things.

Xanax truly was made for porners....it shuts down your conscience like nothing else and allows you to give up your body to do whatever. Not good for guys though, it kills the noodle factory.


Porn wouldnt exist as we know it, without the benefit of cool pharmaceuticals.
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#399447 - 02/21/09 09:57 AM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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^^^^ I thought the same thing Burg, 300 Xanax, WTF? Are they the small white ones, the peach ones, the blue ones or are they the "Almighty" Sticks..
Damn and if they are the sticks at $5.00 a piece we're talking like 1500.00 he must of sold the package deal for a nice sized bag of crack. Im dying to know where the black eye came from, she sweared it wasn't him, but I dont believe her, she said it to nonchalantly. I bet they were both basing and he bugged and slapped her or punched her in the eye, she didnt feel a damn thing under the influence and they went right back to smoking.
In the morning it turned black and blue, she probably doesnt even know where the fuck it came from.....This show is off the hook and like a train wreck, cant wait for next week. Im hooked on it.

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#399448 - 02/23/09 01:18 AM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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He's hosting a party:





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#399449 - 02/24/09 02:17 AM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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Seth Binger reminds me of my boyfriend. Stylewise not looks. With less tats. Also Seth is a more hardcore junkie and is more pathetic, to me atleast. While on the subject of pathetic Amber Smith takes the all time pathetic slut award. She's reminiscent of another xpt pathetic loser of around the same age. I liked when the dumbass did the walk of shame and said "we've all done it". Some more than others, the other's got fed up and started doing porn... Gia finds something negative to say about my post in 3, 2, ---...
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#399450 - 02/28/09 11:50 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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ya boy:


Link to the party pix:

http://emmpopshots.com/thumbnails.php?album=29

"par-tay"


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#399451 - 03/09/09 04:56 AM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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I'm just watching this episode now. and when I heard this line and just shook my head...

Mary: "Did he take the Xanax with the Crack, though?"

then Andy Dick comes in with the clincher:

"That's not good at all!"

damn....well no shit.
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#399452 - 03/09/09 01:53 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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Umm, Andy wasn't really trying to provide intellectual psychological analysis. He was more just expressing shock.

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#399453 - 03/09/09 02:37 PM Re: Jessica Jaymes on next week's 'Sober House'
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Thanks for the contribution...

I'm sure the entire board would have come to a
fucken standstill if not for you clearing that up.
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