1)i can keep all my PM's -great to go back and read how some dude in minnesota wanted to chop me up and make a pretty smoothie last year and now sends me ecards and fan mail with little bunny rabbits and hearts and stars

2) technical help- i adore getting PM's from you gys like "heres your resized pic, whore, now shut the fuck up" love letters rule

3) the funny stuff- there is nothing funnier on the internet than the dudes that post on xpt, really theres not ive checked and the funniest stuff i find on the internet is found through here
plus we have mark j (im still giggling about "see? im ok!")

4) the pictures- there are always great images- both hot andfunny- wish i knew how to put one in a post lol (sorry conquistador, im just too dumb to get it right)

5) the reality- i like when willie d makes one of his reality vs fantasy threads, otherwise how would i know that people in porn smometimes LIE! thats right
they lie!
they might be not really opening clubs in your hometown! they might just be lying whores!!!

6) the girls- the girls that post here an stick it out and dont run away they are cool and gia- i have a huge crush on gia, but what else is new? lol
but er, not certain girls that are wierd and stalkery ahem ( you know who you are quit sending me those PM's about how you really like me but dont want everyone to think youre a fangirl they already know youre a fangirl, why else would you post here endlessly and go on drunken rants, word to the wise girlie, attention whores arent only on camera sometimes therye just sad, sallow nobodies who flail on the inernet and try n sound cool but are really just fathomless cesspools of self loathing and are actually pretty transparent)

7) the drug information- if ever im in a lapdance booth, and wonder should i take this ecstacy wit hthis stranger ive never met before and who wants me to dance with my back turned to him while he describes in detail how hes gonna rape and murder me after following me home, i can feel relaxed knowing its ok to take the magic pill, burg said its all good as long as i take it on a empty tummy

8) you can read and reply to threads from YEARS ago- ive abused this function and been smacked down (thanks monkey, love a little love tap) whenever my ADHD urges strike ican dredge up old threads on tom sizemore or read up on moblem or windsock or any freak i think i need to know better

9) namecalling- no better place to go to indulge my verbal abuse fetish

10) its a learning experience- where else would i learn that certain people were not allowed to mention by name in the valley might pay for my plane ticket to LA but would undoubtedly abuse my asshole and not pay me?

hehe
thanks xpt!


love, pretty