1)i can keep all my PM's -great to go back and read how some dude in minnesota wanted to chop me up and make a pretty smoothie last year and now sends me ecards and fan mail with little bunny rabbits and hearts and stars

2) technical help- i adore getting PM's from you gys like "heres your resized pic, whore, now shut the fuck up" love letters rule

3) the funny stuff- there is nothing funnier on the internet than the dudes that post on xpt, really theres not ive checked and the funniest stuff i find on the internet is found through here
plus we have mark j (im still giggling about "see? im ok!")

4) the pictures- there are always great images- both hot andfunny- wish i knew how to put one in a post lol (sorry conquistador, im just too dumb to get it right)

5) the reality- i like when willie d makes one of his reality vs fantasy threads, otherwise how would i know that people in porn smometimes LIE! thats right
they lie!
they might be not really opening clubs in your hometown! they might just be lying whores!!!

6) the girls- the girls that post here an stick it out and dont run away they are cool and gia- i have a huge crush on gia, but what else is new? lol
but er, not certain girls that are wierd and stalkery ahem ( you know who you are quit sending me those PM's about how you really like me but dont want everyone to think youre a fangirl they already know youre a fangirl, why else would you post here endlessly and go on drunken rants, word to the wise girlie, attention whores arent only on camera sometimes therye just sad, sallow nobodies who flail on the inernet and try n sound cool but are really just fathomless cesspools of self loathing and are actually pretty transparent)

7) the drug information- if ever im in a lapdance booth, and wonder should i take this ecstacy wit hthis stranger ive never met before and who wants me to dance with my back turned to him while he describes in detail how hes gonna rape and murder me after following me home, i can feel relaxed knowing its ok to take the magic pill, burg said its all good as long as i take it on a empty tummy

8) you can read and reply to threads from YEARS ago- ive abused this function and been smacked down (thanks monkey, love a little love tap) whenever my ADHD urges strike ican dredge up old threads on tom sizemore or read up on moblem or windsock or any freak i think i need to know better

9) namecalling- no better place to go to indulge my verbal abuse fetish

10) its a learning experience- where else would i learn that certain people were not allowed to mention by name in the valley might pay for my plane ticket to LA but would undoubtedly abuse my asshole and not pay me?

hehe
thanks xpt!


love, pretty

I love that people kiss the womens ass here, even if they have a ugly gash and made porn so boring it will put you to sleep....

Of course when they have the power to ban you that helps also:)

ugly gashes

reason number 11?

Umm, lemme see -
In no particular order, except as they come to mind - and a couple stabs to placate Icetech

1. pretty - reminds me of an old guzzle buddy / girlfriend, and reminds me of my time as a whore mongering soldier. Responds to questions from us perverts. But, can't post pics, that tattoo, and she is a tease in the clubs, like all of 'em.

2. Jeff Stewart - there are few places where you can interact with the folks who make the product you buy, this is one of them. (same for Brandon Irons) But, it looks like he will be producing 25% less of my favorite product.

3. AWOP and some of the other idiots who hang out there, you know who you are. But, sometimes it is weak.

4. It is fun to make up my song parody each time a Gag Factor comes out. Try it sometime, it takes about a couple hours. Hit Youtube and listen to the song a bunch of times, download the lyrics, change 'em. Enjoy.

5. Try talking about porn on a motorcycle forum. Or a myriad of other things. I can post about AA, my RV, my dog, baseball, just about anything, and someone will take a small interest.

6. Pictures, not just porn. Nazi hunnies, female mugshots, ugliest tattoo, AHFD, tits, asses, side boobs, on it goes. But the recent severed peni I could have done without.

7. The way CAOH asked a new female after her first post if he could pull her clit out with a pair of needle nose pliers. There aren't a lot of female posters, but the ones we have are some pretty tough cookies.

8. There are at least two targets for people to pick on - and it is funny as hell to watch the battles. Same for the cage. And the insider meltdown lowdown.

9. Some folks here actually are articulate and know what they are talking about. There was almost some decent political debate, and there is usually someone who has some professional experience with most subjects.

10. You can post almost anything, but that lets the bigots have free reign, also.

Kissing Gia's ass? She is a great poster, has inside dope, lots of funny comebacks, still a looker, tits in her avatar, openly talks about sex, shares pictures, and I find the food thing interesting. Sure, I like her. But if it makes anyone feel more balanced, I feel she is probably one of those kind who goes through life looking at things and going, "Ewww!" She seems to care more about the decorations, than the substance, more about what a whore is wearing than how well she sucks dick. Vegan my ass, that's the current fad, it still says steak in her profile, she doesn't care about the animals, she is just desperate to keep from turning 40. So there. But I did fish Feeding Frenzy 3 out of the closet last night, and she did a good job going deep on three large cocks and swallowing a lot of cum, fwiw.

There's more, but really, I'm getting a bit tired of it, spring is coming, and I've been posting too much. Once my depression subsides, I may not be as active on here. Maybe only look once a day, post a time or two a week, like I used to.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

edit-I didn't need to say all that, just look at my avatar, that says it all.

lol
well i monly good girl in the club
im pretty fuckin slutty outside the club
thanks chuck
great list!

lol hes a total pussycat nowadays perverted
promise
sometimes guys just want you to say hi t them and talk to them and then therir not so bad

see? namecalling
the BEST

I didn't know new tits came with a side of attitude... I dubyah (Pun intended) "bitch tits".

I was reffering to her OP, it has sass, a side of her I had not noticed.... Which reminds me, baby girl, I'm still waiting for you to name names... After all this isn't ADT. If you're gonna squeeze fresh oranges, I'm gonna ask for juice... @ Veggie boy, doesn't everyone go around saying "eewww"? What's the big deal with Gia anyways?... It's ok she wont ban you... See, I'm ok...

it does?
lol
thankyou
maybe im hanging around here toom uch
hehe
i wrote it on valentines day
its meant to be a loveletter to xpt
naming names?
i did in your PM silly
i cant in here
the wierd girl in question will likely come slay me and has been ehre longer than me and id likely be internet lynched lol as im sure shes more popular than i
but no, it isnt you prettygirl
ive never known you to post drunk, and youve never PM'd me a long dissertation on how youre not a fangirl or what i should do with my hair
the only person i listen to about look on here is gia, or cameron, or the girls that have gotten somewhere with their careers
wierd chicks that arent porn girls need not send me their input
the guys can input all they want
they are, afterall, the market and im a compliant whore and enjoy changing myself to suit either men (its a turnon) or girls i look up to ( its an even bigger turn on lol) but not drunk nobody girls in nowhere places that have nothing to do with porn

love, pretty

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I was reffering to her OP, it has sass, a side of her I had not noticed.... Which reminds me, baby girl, I'm still waiting for you to name names... After all this isn't ADT. If you're gonna squeeze fresh oranges, I'm gonna ask for juice... @ Veggie boy, doesn't everyone go around saying "eewww"? What's the big deal with Gia anyways?... It's ok she wont ban you... See, I'm ok...

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Pretty you should just come right out and say you don't want Gypsy/Renfield bothering you about your hair anymore.

I never said shit about her hair, and if she is talking about me I commented in public about her eyebrows. And I dont PM her, I have in the past when she first came here and told her she was pretty which she is and I never said anything bad to her. My last PM w/her was when she joined I think back in March and she was very friendly. So if shes talking about me, Im lost. Whatever.

She said you were sending her drunken rants so it's not unlikely you don't remember everything you said.

What have I done?... oH fuck, I might be hanging out here too much myself. I dig the new 'tude, pretty... And I was thinking as a beauty school drop out I could help out with the hair, kidding... Just don't go too dark it will make you look older bringing out the lines and wrinkles you didn't know you had. Highlight/lowlights add dimension/volume, and depending the shape of the face can help it look slimmer. Layers too. Blah blah blah. I dont even know shit.

I bet Renfield is a total fuckin' hottie!

-Keep It Dirty

Yes, I know, I flirt with anything in a skirt.

Thankfully, I only wear pants, I refuse to wear skirts/dresses/shorts.

lol that wont stop him from flirting with you girlie

What if I had a snake lurking in the bushes? Kidding. I don't have a bush, I am not THAT stuck in the 80's.

10. In contrast to the unimaginative, alliterative cliches that pass for most pornstar names, her name actually describes the method by which she typically gets laid.

9. The invaluable training she gave Justin Tuck for increasing his neck and upperbody mass.


8. The thickly plastered layer of foundation and powder that lends her face the folksy, rural charm of a dried applehead.

7. She makes me grateful that my Nana had the good fortune to get Alzheimers before she decided to put "launch my own porn site" at the top of her "Bucket List"

6. Her ability to walk upright with [insert any male xpt reg's name]'s tongue up her ass.

5. Her indiscriminant use of the smiley icon.

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neat
thats on my dead moms birthday

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4. The numerous bulges, folds, and crevices on her body offer a variety of fuckable orifices to her "male talent" [ ie. the shift supervisor at Wal-Mart that gives her a lift home every night ].

3. The thinly disguised anguish behind every self-effacing "lol" she types.

2. Her miraculous transformation from...

to...

[ my apologies if I placed those photos in the wrong order Pretty ]

And the #1 thing I love about Pretty Pleads...

1. Her Abs!

wow two year old pics
youre good at that hyde!
lol
dont ruin my loveletter to xpt with pictures of fat me hyde

heres a pic of me getting choked out thats from like, this week xpt

love, pretty




look, i learned ow to put picsin a post, neat huh?

Nice booger shot. And extremely deft use of overexposure. The less clearly one sees you, the better you look. Well done.

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dont ruin my loveletter to xpt with pictures of fat me hyde

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Those pictures are from your own site dear, and available for public viewing. If posting the pics you're currently using to promote your site is "ruining" anything, you might want to reevaluate your marketing strategy.
...Or perhaps consider lipo.

lol perverted
you guys can put in things that you love about xpt too yknow


love, pretty

"Nice booger shot. And extremely deft use of overexposure. The less clearly one sees you, the better you look. Well done."

Nice fuckin' post. Way to start a sentence with the word "and." The less clearly one reads you, the smarter you look. Well done.

-Keep It Grammatically incorrect!

Pretty, I changed my mind. You look better fat. Let's go get a burger and some fries and just say "fuck it" to all that hard work we put into ourselves. Hyde has beaten me down. I quit. Goodbye porn! MWA!

lol i dont do any of that on it hyde
thats the webmasters job to not do
they wont even put up new pics or clips o me
its nt really anything i can do anythign about on the site


dirty youre awful
lol


love, pretty



oh yeah ps- thats actually dirtys spit in my nostril


and dont make fun of my "mwa" s
this IS a valentines day themed thread so kisses are good

"and dont make fun of my "mwa" s
this IS a valentines day themed thread so kisses are good"

Pretty, That's about the ONLY thing I'll never make fun of. I'm still a little woozy from those valentine's kisses of yours, and I was valentine Number(s) 7,14-21, AND 34!

-Keep It Dirty

aw thankyou perverted
lol

hey i got reason number eleven
smuts reviews fer sure

Oh lol that's a booger? I was gonna say she finally gave into meth. Cool bra I think I have it. On another note, I noticed Brandon I. is a mod. No wonder ge gets to post all the garbage here and not get in trouble.... I guess I love that about xpt.

You just now noticed that Brandon is a mod? How in the hell did you ever make the evolutionary jump from talking to two tin cans tied together with a piece of spring to the internet?

The dial up is fine, I'm the slow one. Shocked?

Elaborate, vile fiend.

-Keep It Dirty

Let me put it like this:

Imagine yourself as a short-bus driver and living together with Pretty. Your first stop on your daily route would be your own home.

Any more questions?

the short bus requires a special endorsement
dirtys not the most above board driver lol

It isn't that we didn't notice, we just don't give a fuck about you.