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<rant> Valentine's day is the biggest crock of shit, kick in the nuts, pain in the ass 'holiday' ever created. I'd rather take a red hot railroad spike to the eye than have to deal with this farce of a day, only created to force folks into buying shit that will either make your ass fatter or will look pretty for a day or two before shriveling up and dying just like the relationship they're supposed to be celebrating. Fuck you Valentine's day, fuck you hard in the bleeding asshole. </endrant>




My God it is like you read my mind



You guys haven't taken into account the special girl who gives up the ass on special days...and this is one of them, hehe.
I don't need to give her no stinkin' chocolate, she puts it on my ding-dang-ling-a-long--
Cue the shit jokes, LOL.
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend