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Who knows maybe when I'm 30+ years old I'll have like 1,700 posts on here and be attacking people to entertain myself. Congratulations, you are a part of the "Cool club" on an internet forum.

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Lonny, my bar scenario wasn't about random girls- it was about having nerves of steel.

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naked in a motel room like ryan knox, and the girl's boyfriend is beating your pin codes out of you.

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Three's company. Ok, officially looking for work here.

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music: as a fellow "part time musician" it sounds like you can appreciate my sarcasm about the glut of laptop-musicians that have flooded sites with their color by numbers "check out my nu track" composed with a mouse. the types that don't know how to play any actual instrument.

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lastly, don't kid yourself- when i started on this forum i thought i'd make a few posts and who gives a shit; i also asked why everyone were such assholes; then i learned that every year at christmas, XPT holds a secret santa gift exchange, and everyone ends up mailing each other a hand grenade short of a pin. just something that's done.

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play your cards right, and you might follow in the footsteps of another Canadian immigrant porner on here- one maniacally sex addicted, ex theme park employee turned con-man that has a dedicated fridge in the garage for antibiotics, and pays girls extra to stay and spoon him until he falls asleep. good luck!

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Ugh men and their fucking spooning, I have had it with hearing men cuddle... (yes, a mini meltdown from me because it's sick) Maybe he can marry the fucking cambell's soup homeless cunt from the market.

Pics of her? I'm dying to see...