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#399233 - 02/13/09 10:36 PM Advice from some experts (hopefully)
LonnyD Offline
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Registered: 02/13/09
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Sup everyone,
finally! I've been searching for a site similar to this for sometime now...

A quick introduction of myself, I'm an entrepreneur (25 years old) from Vancouver... I work on a lot of things from a personal/professional music career to some other side businesses (always busy and I'm sure most of you if not all of you know how that is!)

I've been working on a side project, where I'd like to get into filming/directing some really basic content for a new website I'm putting out. This is really just for me to start learning some basics of the business and start networking as I'm aiming to take it to a more professional level a few years down the road.

So! My question is! How do you find actors (actresses/females to be specific!)... I've put an ad on craiglist (pay add) signed up for one of those websites that helps you contact actors by location...

I know a few personally from here (very amateur, as they obviously weren't really able to guide me in any general direction) that I will be working on, but I am heading down to the states on some traveling in the near future and was hoping to get in touch with some and film some stuff while down there.

I know business, I of course will be paying standard rates... All of my shoots/content will be very basic, limited gear but good quality (edited by experienced video editors in our studio up here).. and most importantly SOLO... Not into filming it all yet!

Anyways, if anyone has any pointers or some general directions I would seriously appreciate it.

much respect,
LonnyD


Edited by LonnyD (02/13/09 10:43 PM)

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#399234 - 02/13/09 10:44 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
gia jordan Offline
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Loc: NYC
Are you Donny L's long lost slightly more literate cousin? That's some Freaky Friday shit.
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#399235 - 02/13/09 10:44 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
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Learn how to write. That is my advice.
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#399236 - 02/13/09 10:47 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
LonnyD Offline
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LOL no I'm not...

i knew there would be some banter like this on here, thats the power of the internet for yah...

Apologies on the writing, it's Friday night...

Appreciate yall taking the time to read this either way... Even if it just provided some entertainment.


Edited by LonnyD (02/13/09 10:48 PM)

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#399237 - 02/13/09 10:50 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
cqd Offline
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You might not have gotten Gia's joke. You picked a really unfortunate user name.
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#399238 - 02/13/09 10:55 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
LonnyD Offline
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I didn't at first, but now...
yes...

It's just a username on here though, it's of no relevance to me personally or anything I'm affiliated with. Or with that goofy lookin bastard who apparently fucks trannies and owns XXX Film Jobs.

I'm really just hoping some vets in the business or whatever who have some spare time shoot some links or tips/advice my way.


Edited by LonnyD (02/13/09 10:56 PM)

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#399239 - 02/13/09 11:02 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
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goofy lookin bastard who apparently fucks trannies




nice....




I like SunnyD


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#399240 - 02/13/09 11:08 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
LonnyD Offline
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Registered: 02/13/09
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bammm

I like pie.

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#399241 - 02/13/09 11:32 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
Anonymous
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bammm

I like pie.





well then....show me bitch....what kind of pie do you love?

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#399242 - 02/13/09 11:45 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

bammm I like pie.


That's a great start! I would suggest maybe passing out some flyers at a bake sale, church or the local high school. Even maybe an abortion clinic, your local county jail or in this economy, welfare and unemployment offices would be a good hit. You might want to be more subtle so I suggest, you say the job is for modeling or even a dating service free of charge, currently accepting dough.nations.... Hey guy's gotta get a piece of the pie...
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#399243 - 02/13/09 11:53 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
LonnyD Offline
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Registered: 02/13/09
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hahahaa!
it's been good but I must be logging off now.

thanks for the entertainment weird dudes who have thousands of posts on a forum called "XXX Porn Talk".

don't get it twisted. You provide serious entertainment I just think you guys need to ease up a bit.

relaxxxxxx

everythings gonna be alllright


Hopefully someone in the industry throws some info up in this thread.

mucho respecto!

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#399244 - 02/14/09 02:01 AM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
gia jordan Offline
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Ok, I like Lonny D. But I'm confused as to why he thinks it's so hard to find girls who wanna fuck on film. Even if you don't know of a single agency, I think it's easier to find than companies who wanna shoot them. And, yes, I mean half way decent looking girls. Email the rejects back and say, "I don't have anything for you at this time, but meet my friend Brandon Iron."
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#399245 - 02/14/09 02:24 AM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
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i'll break down CrybabyD real quick. mister "i have a mac and it came with garageband so i'm a musician" wrote an essay on what he should've said in two sentences: "i don't know how to get girls for porn, and if I did I don't know what to say or how to close". Therein lies his basic problem- and now he wants to be spoon-fed the secret handshake that doesn't exist.

LonnyD: here's a test- if you can't walk into a bar tomorrow night and ask a random girl "hey would you want to make a video" then you don't have the nerves. Once you do, then proceed- shoot a pool of content and worry about delivery later. You're in a city loaded to the gills with whores- its like whining you can't find any sand at the beach. The new generation of french girls even bathe now, ffs.

All else fails, save up for a basic quantity of coke. Then its literally just a matter of finger pointing "you, you, not you, and you". go with god.

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#399246 - 02/14/09 02:28 AM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
electrostatic Offline
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I know, for once I gave genuine advice, and now "I'm weird".
Also, one day, at the height of my methyness. Picture it, August 2004 at some liquor store, a man came up to me and my bf, he wanted to know if we were interested in "modeling" for his new bussiness or site or someshit. He said "he liked our look".
lmao, gave us his bussiness card, but we didn't think it was real and for some retarded reason thought it would ruin things. Stupid youth, bad decisions. I ended up in the same place I would have I guess.. Its only a matter of time before the past comes back to fuck me in the ass... Hypothetically.... Of course.


Foryousir,
I suggest ADT... I can barely hang there, and they think I'm nuts.
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#399247 - 02/14/09 09:49 AM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
LonnyD Offline
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I understand and know the approach of hitting up bars and asking random girls... I was really just looking for some advice/pointers or maybe a direction to a reliable resource online.

I appreciate the info I did pick up from this.

And I'm not going to get into an argument about my personal life on a porn forum with some dude. I record in a studio running protools (an actual studio -- with a big booth with a window OMG! HAHA) and I've toured all across canada, down into the states and europe. That's not my professional career either.

But anyways, I appreciate all of the time anyone put into posting in this... It's a forum on the internet where anyone can say whatever they want, I understood that when posting.

Who knows maybe when I'm 30+ years old I'll have like 1,700 posts on here and be attacking people to entertain myself.

Congratulations, you are a part of the "Cool club" on an internet forum.

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#399248 - 02/14/09 10:26 AM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
Brandon_Iron Offline
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If you move to the San Fernando Valley, you will find it impossible NOT to find women who fellate for a fiver. They are everywhere.

My 2 personal favorite recruits came from:
1. www.craigslist.com ad offering a massage. That is where I learned that a bj can be described as a mouth massage.
2. Grocery store on Sherman Way, west of Topanga Canyon. A young lady was panhandling and had a Campbell's soup can labelled with a handwritten sign stating she was raising awareness for narcolepsy. I was interested in raising my awareness so we struck a business deal.

Both ladies ate cum from a stranger and did not find it weird. I was more shocked than they were.
True stories. Sad....true....stories. Don't worry, though. They both had happy endings.

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#399249 - 02/14/09 10:59 AM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
Hyde Offline
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A young lady was panhandling and had a Campbell's soup can labelled with a handwritten sign stating she was raising awareness for narcolepsy. I was interested in raising my awareness so we struck a business deal.





Like you're not used to women falling asleep in the middle of sex.
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#399250 - 02/14/09 01:49 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
LonnyD Offline
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Registered: 02/13/09
Posts: 11
hahahaahahah

word up.

thanks

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#399251 - 02/14/09 04:38 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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Like you're not used to women falling asleep in the middle of sex.


Like you're not used to putting the kids to bed...
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#399252 - 02/14/09 04:38 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
zenman Offline

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If you move to the San Fernando Valley, you will find it impossible NOT to find women who fellate for a fiver. They are everywhere.






As far as I know a fiver is a $5 bill. Is there some other meaning I should know before I pack my bags and move to the San Fernando Valley.
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#399253 - 02/14/09 04:59 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

If you move to the San Fernando Valley, you will find it impossible NOT to find women who fellate for a fiver. They are everywhere.


As far as I know a fiver is a $5 bill. Is there some other meaning I should know before I pack my bags and move to the San Fernando Valley.


That about covers it....
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#399254 - 02/14/09 07:44 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
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Quote:

Quote:

A young lady was panhandling and had a Campbell's soup can labelled with a handwritten sign stating she was raising awareness for narcolepsy. I was interested in raising my awareness so we struck a business deal.





Like you're not used to women falling asleep in the middle of sex.




It certainly explains a lot.

They wake up with a signed release they don't recall and a Valtrex breath mint (purchasable for two loonies in bulk at a Chinese apothecary in Vancouver, BC).

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#399255 - 02/14/09 07:49 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
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Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
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Is there some other meaning I should know before I pack my bags and move to the San Fernando Valley.




Pack lightly. You only need your wallet and a camera.

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#399256 - 02/15/09 12:17 AM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
LonnyD Offline
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Registered: 02/13/09
Posts: 11
thanks!

hit the club, bring some yay and some fivers.
got it!

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#399257 - 02/15/09 03:11 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

I understand and know the approach of hitting up bars and asking random girls... I was really just looking for some advice/pointers or maybe a direction to a reliable resource online.

And I'm not going to get into an argument about my personal life on a porn forum with some dude. I record in a studio running protools.

Who knows maybe when I'm 30+ years old I'll have like 1,700 posts on here and be attacking people to entertain myself. Congratulations, you are a part of the "Cool club" on an internet forum.




Lonny, my bar scenario wasn't about random girls- it was about having nerves of steel. the sarcasm you're met with in asking about DIY porn is because every day some goofball is asking what the secret is. There is none, except "just do it". You also have to be firm in dealing with the girls, because if they smell fear or that you're unsure of what you're doing, they'll roll right over you- next thing you know you're hog-tied naked in a motel room like ryan knox, and the girl's boyfriend is beating your pin codes out of you.

music: as a fellow "part time musician" it sounds like you can appreciate my sarcasm about the glut of laptop-musicians that have flooded sites with their color by numbers "check out my nu track" composed with a mouse. the types that don't know how to play any actual instrument.

lastly, don't kid yourself- when i started on this forum i thought i'd make a few posts and who gives a shit; i also asked why everyone were such assholes; then i learned that every year at christmas, XPT holds a secret santa gift exchange, and everyone ends up mailing each other a hand grenade short of a pin. just something that's done.

play your cards right, and you might follow in the footsteps of another Canadian immigrant porner on here- one maniacally sex addicted, ex theme park employee turned con-man that has a dedicated fridge in the garage for antibiotics, and pays girls extra to stay and spoon him until he falls asleep. good luck!

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#399258 - 02/15/09 03:19 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
i sent out books for christmas
lol
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#399259 - 02/15/09 05:30 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
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You also have to be firm in dealing with the girls, because if they smell fear or that you're unsure of what you're doing, they'll roll right over you- next thing you know you're hog-tied naked in a motel room like ryan knox, and the girl's boyfriend is beating your pin codes out of you.




Boy, I can't tell you how much I hate it when that happens. Again.

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#399260 - 02/15/09 06:19 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
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Quote:

i sent out books for christmas lol


My mind is playing tricks on me...
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#399261 - 02/15/09 07:38 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
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Quote:

Quote:

i sent out books for christmas lol


My mind is playing tricks on me...




i love that song

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#399262 - 02/15/09 09:31 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
LonnyD Offline
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Registered: 02/13/09
Posts: 11
Quote:

Quote:

I understand and know the approach of hitting up bars and asking random girls... I was really just looking for some advice/pointers or maybe a direction to a reliable resource online.

And I'm not going to get into an argument about my personal life on a porn forum with some dude. I record in a studio running protools.

Who knows maybe when I'm 30+ years old I'll have like 1,700 posts on here and be attacking people to entertain myself. Congratulations, you are a part of the "Cool club" on an internet forum.




Lonny, my bar scenario wasn't about random girls- it was about having nerves of steel. the sarcasm you're met with in asking about DIY porn is because every day some goofball is asking what the secret is. There is none, except "just do it". You also have to be firm in dealing with the girls, because if they smell fear or that you're unsure of what you're doing, they'll roll right over you- next thing you know you're hog-tied naked in a motel room like ryan knox, and the girl's boyfriend is beating your pin codes out of you.

music: as a fellow "part time musician" it sounds like you can appreciate my sarcasm about the glut of laptop-musicians that have flooded sites with their color by numbers "check out my nu track" composed with a mouse. the types that don't know how to play any actual instrument.

lastly, don't kid yourself- when i started on this forum i thought i'd make a few posts and who gives a shit; i also asked why everyone were such assholes; then i learned that every year at christmas, XPT holds a secret santa gift exchange, and everyone ends up mailing each other a hand grenade short of a pin. just something that's done.

play your cards right, and you might follow in the footsteps of another Canadian immigrant porner on here- one maniacally sex addicted, ex theme park employee turned con-man that has a dedicated fridge in the garage for antibiotics, and pays girls extra to stay and spoon him until he falls asleep. good luck!




HAHAHA! thank you for that... And yeah I hear you on the computerized musician dealio... Music has lost a lot of what made it so effective in every genre from hip hop to rock.

But yah, I understand that -- The local girl thing was not really an issue and isn't an issue. I'm not personally looking to have sex with any of the "models" or anything like that at all.. So we're all good, and I can understand where the attacks came from, but in person I just know a lot wouldn't be said. I'm not a small guy, and I'm not your usual geek off the street, I'm handy with the steel you know what I mean? (young guns reference, its funny...)

But anyways, I was more just looking for some advice specifically on getting at models/actresses/actors online for remote shoots and such being completely new to this... Other than some personal past experiences that would never make it to the internet. haha. I understand that every "artform" whether it be making jerk off content or music is over saturated these days and I'm not trying to come into something expecting shit to be handed to me at all.

I do appreciate all of the info midst the sarcasm and what not.

I searched forever for a site like this, I don't know what took me so long to find it!

respect

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#399263 - 02/15/09 10:05 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
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music: as a fellow "part time musician" it sounds like you can appreciate my sarcasm about the glut of laptop-musicians that have flooded sites with their color by numbers "check out my nu track" composed with a mouse. the types that don't know how to play any actual instrument.






Possible derailment alert ahead.


Mark you just kind of touched on one of my new internet pet peeves. When I search a performer or band's name on YouTube I am doing so to see either videos of their songs or clips of them performing live in concert. I am not doing so to see some 13 year old twit in Colorado's 100% expert version of the performer I am searching for's song off of Guitar Hero. Scoring 100% on a song in Guitar Hero makes you a guitarist the same way taking the Adam's Apple out of a game of Operation makes you a neurosurgeon or sinking some player's submarine in Battleship makes you a rear admiral in the U.S. Navy.
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#399264 - 02/15/09 10:21 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
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#399265 - 02/15/09 10:38 PM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
gia jordan Offline
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Posts: 14160
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Quote:


But anyways, I was more just looking for some advice specifically on getting at models/actresses/actors online for remote shoots




You might want to not use that phrase around talent or agents. That sounds very
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#399266 - 02/16/09 09:02 AM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
LonnyD Offline
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Registered: 02/13/09
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Quote:

Quote:


But anyways, I was more just looking for some advice specifically on getting at models/actresses/actors online for remote shoots




You might want to not use that phrase around talent or agents. That sounds very




my bad...

I meant cities I aint fucken from!
CIAFF

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#399267 - 02/21/09 11:14 AM Re: Advice from some experts (hopefully)
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Who knows maybe when I'm 30+ years old I'll have like 1,700 posts on here and be attacking people to entertain myself. Congratulations, you are a part of the "Cool club" on an internet forum.



I'm not old motherfucker.

Quote:

Lonny, my bar scenario wasn't about random girls- it was about having nerves of steel.



Nerves of Iron steel???

Quote:

naked in a motel room like ryan knox, and the girl's boyfriend is beating your pin codes out of you.



Three's company. Ok, officially looking for work here.


Quote:

music: as a fellow "part time musician" it sounds like you can appreciate my sarcasm about the glut of laptop-musicians that have flooded sites with their color by numbers "check out my nu track" composed with a mouse. the types that don't know how to play any actual instrument.



Check out my nu track! I used Reason, your favorite. I think everyone has to start somewhere. It maybe not be an instrument but some, have to LEARN THEIR LESSON in the basics first.For fuck's sake I wouldn't recognize rhythym if it rammed me up the ass with your synth.


Quote:

lastly, don't kid yourself- when i started on this forum i thought i'd make a few posts and who gives a shit; i also asked why everyone were such assholes; then i learned that every year at christmas, XPT holds a secret santa gift exchange, and everyone ends up mailing each other a hand grenade short of a pin. just something that's done.



What the fuck kind of question is that, I only lurked one day before posting and knew it. Next X-mas I'll come out of my jewdyism and hopefully I get Coke.... As my secret... santa...

Quote:

play your cards right, and you might follow in the footsteps of another Canadian immigrant porner on here- one maniacally sex addicted, ex theme park employee turned con-man that has a dedicated fridge in the garage for antibiotics, and pays girls extra to stay and spoon him until he falls asleep. good luck!



Ugh men and their fucking spooning, I have had it with hearing men cuddle... (yes, a mini meltdown from me because it's sick) Maybe he can marry the fucking cambell's soup homeless cunt from the market.

Pics of her? I'm dying to see...
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