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I understand and know the approach of hitting up bars and asking random girls... I was really just looking for some advice/pointers or maybe a direction to a reliable resource online.

And I'm not going to get into an argument about my personal life on a porn forum with some dude. I record in a studio running protools.

Who knows maybe when I'm 30+ years old I'll have like 1,700 posts on here and be attacking people to entertain myself. Congratulations, you are a part of the "Cool club" on an internet forum.



Lonny, my bar scenario wasn't about random girls- it was about having nerves of steel. the sarcasm you're met with in asking about DIY porn is because every day some goofball is asking what the secret is. There is none, except "just do it". You also have to be firm in dealing with the girls, because if they smell fear or that you're unsure of what you're doing, they'll roll right over you- next thing you know you're hog-tied naked in a motel room like ryan knox, and the girl's boyfriend is beating your pin codes out of you.

music: as a fellow "part time musician" it sounds like you can appreciate my sarcasm about the glut of laptop-musicians that have flooded sites with their color by numbers "check out my nu track" composed with a mouse. the types that don't know how to play any actual instrument.

lastly, don't kid yourself- when i started on this forum i thought i'd make a few posts and who gives a shit; i also asked why everyone were such assholes; then i learned that every year at christmas, XPT holds a secret santa gift exchange, and everyone ends up mailing each other a hand grenade short of a pin. just something that's done.

play your cards right, and you might follow in the footsteps of another Canadian immigrant porner on here- one maniacally sex addicted, ex theme park employee turned con-man that has a dedicated fridge in the garage for antibiotics, and pays girls extra to stay and spoon him until he falls asleep. good luck!