i'll break down CrybabyD real quick. mister "i have a mac and it came with garageband so i'm a musician" wrote an essay on what he should've said in two sentences: "i don't know how to get girls for porn, and if I did I don't know what to say or how to close". Therein lies his basic problem- and now he wants to be spoon-fed the secret handshake that doesn't exist.

LonnyD: here's a test- if you can't walk into a bar tomorrow night and ask a random girl "hey would you want to make a video" then you don't have the nerves. Once you do, then proceed- shoot a pool of content and worry about delivery later. You're in a city loaded to the gills with whores- its like whining you can't find any sand at the beach. The new generation of french girls even bathe now, ffs.

All else fails, save up for a basic quantity of coke. Then its literally just a matter of finger pointing "you, you, not you, and you". go with god.