Gypsy/Renfield,
I have just unpacked my bags here in Phoenix to enjoy the NBA All-Star festivities.I have tickets for the "Kneeling Groupie Sprint"event but it appears that I will not see the first round of blow jobs.I hope I arrive at the venue before the rape charges that lead into the "Schick Rookie Shoot-out".
I simply cannot shake this fatigue... All because of YOUR MOM.... It was just our usual wed. afternoon thing,me fisting your mom until she warmed up,then forcing my entire leg into her vagina and wrapping her labia around me like a cape, then hopping around inside your mom like a human sack race usually gets me out of there in an hour or so, but yesterday your mom was like, MORE!!!! So I pull my leg out unzip and run all ten inches viking style into your moms ass(no lube cause I gotta get home to pack an'shit)Now you would think 20 minutes of that would get your mom off,her colon was all split and bloody,spincter hanging all loose like an old sweat sock from the ABA days, but no.. Your mom has reached back from her reverse pile driver and clutched my ankle like a table clamp. Now with more bass in her voice she yells;ROUGHER!!!So I pull out and wipe my dick on your "My Pretty Pony" curtains.(did I mention we were in your old room? Yeah your dad was watchin Maury and your mom is kinda loud...)Wipe my dick and grab your old aluminum softball bat,shove that in your moms ass,and hop back in the pussy with both legs up to the waist and I'm dp'ing your mom like an oil rig.Now I'm gettin' concerned cause your mom hasnt broken a sweat yet and I'm gettin a stitch in my side?and I got a fuckin' flight to catch.So I call up Chris Brown to come over and batter and choke your mom out while I back your dads lawn tractor in and out of your moms legs for half an hour till she finishes.(by the way YOU owe me ten dollars for gas)
This type of exertion is not fair to me Gypsy. Had you been at home...(the garage door they have installed in the basement wall to allow you acess to the outdoors is very nice... the four foot deep trench across the lawn,from your dragging ass that leads to the road? not so much..)I doubt I would have had the energy to man the firehose that delivers your daily ration of Ben and Jerry's..
In the future I request that you insert a running jack hammer into your mom for atleast an hour before my arrival, or you are gonna have to start paying me more..