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#399059 - 02/12/09 10:09 PM
Gypsy ,Your Mom Is Out Of Pocket...
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Gypsy/Renfield, I have just unpacked my bags here in Phoenix to enjoy the NBA All-Star festivities.I have tickets for the "Kneeling Groupie Sprint"event but it appears that I will not see the first round of blow jobs.I hope I arrive at the venue before the rape charges that lead into the "Schick Rookie Shoot-out". I simply cannot shake this fatigue... All because of YOUR MOM.... It was just our usual wed. afternoon thing,me fisting your mom until she warmed up,then forcing my entire leg into her vagina and wrapping her labia around me like a cape, then hopping around inside your mom like a human sack race usually gets me out of there in an hour or so, but yesterday your mom was like, MORE!!!! So I pull my leg out unzip and run all ten inches viking style into your moms ass(no lube cause I gotta get home to pack an'shit)Now you would think 20 minutes of that would get your mom off,her colon was all split and bloody,spincter hanging all loose like an old sweat sock from the ABA days, but no.. Your mom has reached back from her reverse pile driver and clutched my ankle like a table clamp. Now with more bass in her voice she yells;ROUGHER!!!So I pull out and wipe my dick on your "My Pretty Pony" curtains.(did I mention we were in your old room? Yeah your dad was watchin Maury and your mom is kinda loud...)Wipe my dick and grab your old aluminum softball bat,shove that in your moms ass,and hop back in the pussy with both legs up to the waist and I'm dp'ing your mom like an oil rig.Now I'm gettin' concerned cause your mom hasnt broken a sweat yet and I'm gettin a stitch in my side?and I got a fuckin' flight to catch.So I call up Chris Brown to come over and batter and choke your mom out while I back your dads lawn tractor in and out of your moms legs for half an hour till she finishes.(by the way YOU owe me ten dollars for gas) This type of exertion is not fair to me Gypsy. Had you been at home...(the garage door they have installed in the basement wall to allow you acess to the outdoors is very nice... the four foot deep trench across the lawn,from your dragging ass that leads to the road? not so much..)I doubt I would have had the energy to man the firehose that delivers your daily ration of Ben and Jerry's.. In the future I request that you insert a running jack hammer into your mom for atleast an hour before my arrival, or you are gonna have to start paying me more..
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#399060 - 02/12/09 11:17 PM
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The Bish is back.
And gypclown, what were you calling him again?
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#399061 - 02/12/09 11:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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Ohhh snap, he talkin about your momma, that man is talkin about your momma. I thought bishop liked gypsy. p.s Welcome back, you talked to wes pipes since he went back in?
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#399064 - 02/13/09 01:53 AM
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Registered: 09/07/05
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BISH!!!!!!!!!!!! How's my baby doings? And happy Valentine's Day.
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#399065 - 02/13/09 06:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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That's a nice description of an afternoon well spent. But why did you leave Gyps' father out?
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#399067 - 02/13/09 08:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I believe Bishop was called a Nigger back then, but "Church" (all praise be to Bishop Magic Don Juan) has taught me differently now, I dont say those things about the minorities, car salesman, thieves, jailbirds, faggots who wash others socks in prison, porn cocks, etc., anymore! Btw have you paid back the XPT members that lent you money?, whatever, I respect all...Thanks B, welcome back, feel free to add the father in if you'd like.
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#399069 - 02/16/09 12:49 AM
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#399070 - 02/16/09 12:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
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I believe Bishop was called a Nigger back then, but "Church" (all praise be to Bishop Magic Don Juan) has taught me differently now, I dont say those things about the minorities, car salesman, thieves, jailbirds, faggots who wash others socks in prison, porn cocks, etc., anymore! Btw have you paid back the XPT members that lent you money?, whatever, I respect all...Thanks B, welcome back, feel free to add the father in if you'd like.
Reinfield I gave you 300 you never paid me back for, kinda pot calling kettle black here.
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#399071 - 02/16/09 02:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
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XPT really is the best friends forever club... I had no idea..
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#399072 - 02/16/09 08:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Sorry honey but I make my own money and lots of it, I dont need to borrow anything from anyone. Bishop should return the money, it's not like he's not making it selling cars, selling weed, selling his food stamps, selling his girlfriends kids wic checks, etc. Pot calling kettle, hey kettle, Im not black.
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#399074 - 02/19/09 06:19 PM
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You are: Lesbian by default. Since the only way you could cause an erection involves legal blindness and a Warn.tm winch.. Go with it. You are a perfect example of why real world lesbianism is never as pretty as girl on girl porn. You are the kind of fat that has so many folds and creases that showering is not effective and I am certain that your enclosure and everything in it reeks of that lingering fatty stink. Keep chewing your cud and flapping your lips though, as you are also in season.
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#399075 - 02/19/09 06:30 PM
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...and for the next three weeks I can legally take you with a bow and arrow between dawn and dusk.
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#399079 - 02/20/09 07:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
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More than that Monkey, and I've totally changed, Ive never drank, so that wasn't an issue, Ive stopped using heroin, its going to be 2 1/2 years almost with 1 slip up, Im honest about my using, I've always been here, nothing to hide, no one pays for my drugs but me, so no need to lie about it.....but I really dont give a fuck who thinks what and who knows what I looked like 6 years ago cause those are the pictures that are always posting. It also amazes me that if I was such a monster, why would you save it to your hard drive, strange. I remember receiving lots of PM'S saying how pretty I was and they wanted to see my tits and my pussy, but I dont need to do that to satisfy others. Im a civilian, remember? With nothing to do with this industry other than being nosey about all the fucked up people in it. What I look like now?, you havent seen a recent picture of me, cause if you're referring to the last one I posted on my Myspace, that picture is from almost 3 years ago....Im not in movies, Im not 20 years old so I dont have to try to look like that, I love where I am at my age, Ive achieved alot in my life. Im not an attention whore, so need to post pictures of me or my tits. I recall someone saying "Im nobody in the industry, this coming from someone who is nothing but a stripper themselves, but guess what, I never wanted to be in the industry in anyway other than the forums which I find funny and love the gossip. I wouldnt be too proud that Im dumb as a kindergarten drop out and all Im worthy of is sucking smelly mens cocks and balls and get my self esteem from perverts on a porn board. Ohhhh I maybe jealous, that's the next thing I will probably hear. This person thinks they are in porno, that totally makes me laugh out loud, cause you take a few home movies of you sucking strange cock, does not make you a porn chick, just delusional. I doubt anyone would put you in their films, maybe the nobodies of porn, but you will never be in the "big named producers stuff" and Im sure you "know who you are too", as you said about me. Im happy w/myself and that's all that matters. Have a good weekend guys.
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#399080 - 02/21/09 08:00 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Haha! So Gypsy did recognize herself in Pretty's posts, and fires a volley back toward her.
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#399081 - 02/21/09 10:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Haha! So Gypsy did recognize herself in Pretty's posts, and fires a volley back toward her.
You pointed it out to me, I didnt even read it, I try to avoid her threads, as they are idiotic!! I didnt think it was me because I was never mean and never gave her any advice on her hair or anything porn related. Im not in the industry or neither do I strip so what advice can I given an already "successful" (cough. spit. cough.) stripper. All I said was slim down the eyebrows in the forum. And if she thinks Im a fan girls of hers, she is more delusional than I thought. I am a fan girl of one, and that is Gia, it's no secret. Im not a stalker so I dont know what the fuck she's talking about, like I said, this is coming from a Kindergarten drop it, so I take it from where it comes. Let it go B. Please, it's not that important, I just had to acknowledge her as she did to me. Since she never responded back in the thread, Im assuming she was talking about me.......The best part is that I was a fangirl of hers, a dumb, stripper who is begging practically to be in porn and will post any picture of her sucking dick and thinking that writing "Im a good whore, I do whatever is told of me and I will oblige", oh yeah speaks volumes, Im inteliigent alright. As a matter of fact, thank god she fell into sucking cocks and stripping, I cant see her doing much else. And she should change her name cause it doesn't fit.
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#399082 - 02/21/09 10:57 AM
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Haha! So Gypsy did recognize herself in Pretty's posts, and fires a volley back toward her.
You pointed it out to me, I didnt even read it, I try to avoid her threads, as they are idiotic!! I didnt think it was me because I was never mean and never gave her any advice on her hair or anything porn related. Im not in the industry or neither do I strip so what advice can I given an already "successful" (cough. spit. cough.) stripper. All I said was slim down the eyebrows in the forum. And if she thinks Im a fan girls of hers, she is more delusional than I thought. I am a fan girl of one, and that is Gia, it's no secret. Im not a stalker so I dont know what the fuck she's talking about, like I said, this is coming from a Kindergarten drop it, so I take it from where it comes. Let it go B. Please, it's not that important, I just had to acknowledge her as she did to me. Since she never responded back in the thread, Im assuming she was talking about me.......The best part is that I was a fangirl of hers, a dumb, stripper who is begging practically to be in porn and will post any picture of her sucking dick and thinking that writing "Im a good whore, I do whatever is told of me and I will oblige", oh yeah speaks volumes, Im inteliigent alright. As a matter of fact, thank god she fell into sucking cocks and stripping, I cant see her doing much else. And she should change her name cause it doesn't fit.
Anyone going to link that thread?
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#399083 - 02/21/09 12:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Here you go, Pop. Reason no. 6 in pretty's post.
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#399085 - 02/21/09 08:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I can guarantee that Gypsy has not been pm-ing Pretty. Gypsy is too busy worshipping me. I have her on a very strict schedule so that my needs come before hers. When she's not worshipping, she is busy working hard to buy me more Prada.
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#399086 - 02/22/09 02:31 AM
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It also amazes me that if I was such a monster, why would you save it to your hard drive, strange.
I remember receiving lots of PM'S saying how pretty I was and they wanted to see my tits and my pussy, but I dont need to do that to satisfy others. Im a civilian, remember? With nothing to do with this industry other than being nosey about all the fucked up people in it.
What I look like now?, you havent seen a recent picture of me, cause if you're referring to the last one I posted on my Myspace, that picture is from almost 3 years ago....Im not in movies, Im not 20 years old so I dont have to try to look like that, I love where I am at my age, Ive achieved alot in my life.
Im not an attention whore, so need to post pictures of me or my tits. I recall someone saying "Im nobody in the industry, this coming from someone who is nothing but a stripper themselves, but guess what, I never wanted to be in the industry in anyway other than the forums which I find funny and love the gossip. I wouldnt be too proud that Im dumb as a kindergarten drop out and all Im worthy of is sucking smelly mens cocks and balls and get my self esteem from perverts on a porn board. Ohhhh I maybe jealous, that's the next thing I will probably hear. This person thinks they are in porno, that totally makes me laugh out loud, cause you take a few home movies of you sucking strange cock, does not make you a porn chick, just delusional. I doubt anyone would put you in their films, maybe the nobodies of porn, but you will never be in the "big named producers stuff" and Im sure you "know who you are too", as you said about me. Im happy w/myself and that's all that matters.
Have a good weekend guys.
No one saves pics of you to their hard drive. If they did, I'd have more business repairing computers. Get off your high horse, drug addict. Your condescending posts continually prove what a hypocrite you are. Find some more heroin and for the love of all things right, OD please.
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Ive actaully seen a recent picture and she must of dropped 30 pounds and looks really good.
You've admitted to homosexual tendencies, right? Just sayin'. It can look good all it wants on the outside. Inside, the gyp is ugly.
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