"someone think of a good reality show name to find me a wife, I need to piss....."
"Wheelchair Our Lives Together", "Chair and Chair Alike", "Holy Matri-Money", "Chairriage of Convenience", "You Brake It, You Buy It", "Rollin' in Dough", "Hooker? I Married 'er!" and "Wheelchairish the love"
...take your pick. I like the last one myself. I've got more too, if you need 'em.
-Keep It Dirty

P.S. You did take that piss, right? I'd hate to see you "wedding yourself"! BA-DUM-PSHH!