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#399020 - 02/13/09 01:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I think he's getting a perc drip from a milf nurse in downtown Vegas.
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#399022 - 02/13/09 08:01 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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hes probably reading this thread and laughing behind his fingers right now lol
and he'll pop back up in a few weeks with a new screeneame
somethign catchy like "ghost of rich wheelchair dude"
and a legnthy dissertation on gaping assholes and what they mean to the economy lol
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#399023 - 02/13/09 03:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Good observation, Pretty. Can't wait to read 'Gapes Get Bigger in Recession.'
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#399024 - 02/13/09 06:06 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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Nevermind about Burg. Where the hell is Gigi?
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#399026 - 02/13/09 06:47 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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word
she PM'd me about my boobjob, but that was awhile ago
we used to trade grodie trailer park food recipes lol
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#399027 - 02/13/09 07:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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Nevermind about Burg. Where the hell is Gigi?
Thats what I was thinking. I miss her lots. Its lonely here without "Momma".   So lonely....
Over the Christmas time, Gigi agreed to be a surrogate mother for Windsock. They both live in eastern Ohio so it was a pretty easy connection. Unfortunately for 'Sock, Gigi's husband suspected that she was preggers because one of his condoms broke, and he's now convinced it was the fault of XPT and Gigi posting here. Hence she is under some type of strict supervision pending the outcome of a DNA test. I started a wager at Bally's in Las Vegas that the kid will have a higher IQ than Burg, Gigi, or her hubby, but that's just jibber-jabber.
I pray for Gigi. I pray she is safe and free from abuse. I pray she has sufficient computer resources to obtain the pornography that will sate her kinky needs.
I pray. 
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#399028 - 02/13/09 10:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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That's hilarious. I don't believe you, Willie. What's next...Jim B hasn't been around much because he's a busy high powered attorney?
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#399032 - 02/14/09 03:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Must've been iceBURG lettuce. I'd be sad if Burg died.
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#399035 - 02/14/09 09:12 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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it'd be easy to get him to come out of hiding
someone just post that hes not real lol
he cant stand that shit!
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#399037 - 02/14/09 09:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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I left him a voicemail the other day but haven't heard anything back. I think it went down the same for WillieD.
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#399042 - 02/15/09 12:13 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/04/07
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Loc: OC
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Alive and well. I just passed him as he was rolling through Heathrow Airport muttering "Must kill Tom" over and over again under his breath. Dunno who this 'Tom' character may be ............
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#399043 - 02/16/09 07:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Christ, how empty is life if people actively wonder about me?
Anyhooch, I'm not dead, and yes I've somehow entangled myself in a relationship with a Nurse who works at the hospital next to the Atlantic City Hotels, you know, the one that looks like its actually a part of the Tropicana?
This isnt going to last, I am not cut out for this relationship shit. I love freedom too much....and drugs....and whores....and MY MONEY (that's not earmarked for drugs and whores.) I've actually blown more with this Milf Nurse in what amounts to a total of 19 non-consecutive days together than I have on the last 6 months of whores, strip clubs and oxy dealers combined. What the fuck????? Just proves my point I've made a hundred times already: Marriage is wayyyyyy more expensive than a well planned stripper/hooker agenda. <Burg pats himself on the back>
Talk about hypocrisy: This attractive, well meaning but annoying broad expresses "concern" about my pill popping. I do my best Nicholas Cage from Leaving Las Vegas and say to her "I'll give you whatever and do whatever, blah blah blah, but dont ever.....EVER talk to me about my pills..." And yet, when I take her out for a night she orders several bottles of the most expensive, god awful tasting wine that atlantic city's Dying Restaurants have to offer, gets plastered so that she has to sit on my lap while I wheel back to wherever-the-fuck, and then lovingly pukes on my w/chair footrests as she struggles with my fly pretending she is about to blow me instead of just passing out. And this is a ER Trauma Nurse folks....
I'm not long for this relationship bullshit, I'm already testing breakup/dump lines. How's this sound: "Babe, I cant come down to visit for the next 7 weeks, I have to do my taxes...."....??? Hello? *tap tap* Is this thing on?
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#399044 - 02/16/09 07:30 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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she puked on you? and didnt even blow you? oh gosh burg thats awful  stick with whores dude youre a whorelover just be that i like you that way  im sure all of xpt agrees its goo to know youre ok  id make a dnacing bannanna but i dont know how to love, pretty
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#399045 - 02/16/09 07:40 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Bah its not like the puking is a habit, I just wanted to grab the back of her hair, yank her head back, tell her to "Open your fucking mouth" and then splooge....and then go play poker while she sleeps off the wine. is that so much to ask? Where can I find a wife like that in the western Hemisphere? Fuck Bret Michaels, I'm doing a reality show "Gobble your way to my heart" or whatever....someone think of a good reality show name to find me a wife, I need to piss..... Sad to say, I never ever thought of grabbing Holly by the back of the hair and doing what I described.....and now she's dating Rick Astley. Fuck me.
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#399046 - 02/16/09 07:44 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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howabout "so you wanna marry a rich wheelchair dude? some things you should know how to administer..." you could have gagging blowjob competitions, marathon races to shoot you up with dope, contests for who can get in and out of the latex fetish nurse costume quicker.... the possibilities are endless burg imagine the depravity again, id make a jerking bannanna but i dont know how to
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#399047 - 02/16/09 07:45 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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ps that was kinda hot when u said you wanted to grab her by the hair and tell her to open her fucking mouth love, pretty
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#399048 - 02/18/09 10:29 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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"someone think of a good reality show name to find me a wife, I need to piss....." "Wheelchair Our Lives Together", "Chair and Chair Alike", "Holy Matri-Money", "Chairriage of Convenience", "You Brake It, You Buy It", "Rollin' in Dough", "Hooker? I Married 'er!" and "Wheelchairish the love" ...take your pick. I like the last one myself. I've got more too, if you need 'em. -Keep It Dirty  P.S. You did take that piss, right? I'd hate to see you "wedding yourself"! BA-DUM-PSHH!
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#399049 - 02/19/09 02:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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"Big Brothel."
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#399051 - 02/19/09 06:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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"The Amazing Disgrace", "Marriage: Hell On Wheels", "Money911", "Pop The Pill of Love", "Love Of Popping(Pills and in whores)", "Extreme Matchmaking: Whore Edition", "Money Talks, DaBurg Don't Walk", "DaBurg And The Breadless","A Spin At Love With DaBurglar", "My Big Fat Bank Account", "So You Think You Can Finance", "SirBurglar: The American Bareback", "Pimp My Wheels", "I Love Money"(already taken but perfect), "DaBurglar Of Hearts", "SPUN. Da Real Ride On The Vile Side.", "Wheelin And Dealin", "Wheelin Up To The Cum Guzzlers".... Lastly, "Intervention". I could go on forever.... 
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#399052 - 02/26/09 09:22 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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FUCK! Wheel Of Fortune is already taken?!?!?! FUCK!!! The Price Is Right is taken as well??? WTF?!?! -Keep It Dirty
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#399054 - 02/27/09 07:03 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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Bob Barker may have had THEE single best movie line quote EVER in Happy Gilmore..."The Price is WRONG...Bitch!" I gotta say, Drew Carey is a helluva nice guy (I used to wait on him at Bob's Big Boy in Burbank. He ALWAYS tips $20...at least) but no matter who the man, you just can't fill Bob Barker's shoes with anything less than cement if you're gonna try takin' his gig and makin' it yours. I just don't think anyone else should try to Carey that show. JMO. -Keep It Dirty
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