Long story short...

... ran a CL ad for one of my scenes last year, and she replied with her pics and a phone number.

Of course, the pics she sent me were like 4 years old because she showed up on set looking like this:








So, I basically just gave her a kill fee and told her to go home. She asked me why, and I told her the male talent flaked. *** I was the male talent btw. Thank god I flaked.

She called me the day after and asked if I knew anyone who wanted to do an anal private with her for $150... I was speechless when I hung up the phone.

Sad sad sad.