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#398829 - 02/12/09 01:25 PM
Sunny Lane -- Interview vs Reality
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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I don't know who interviewed the whore, but it showed up here. Let's examine some of her "insights" into the life of a professional attention whore.
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They are very open-minded, strong willed people that taught me great morals of life and love. I was raised with a great work ethic, in an honest family upbringing; I don't lie, cheat or steal.
Reality: Yeah, some morals. Daddy sold you to the hooker ranch and jacks off to photos of you that line the refrigerator. What a crock of shit. Your parents are morally bankrupt.
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Continuing on to become a professional ice skater; she suffered potentially career-ending injuries in a car accident at the age of 16, but defied the doctors' diagnosis to go on and compete on a pro-am level, while also
coaching young ice skaters and operating her own yoga and Pilates studio.
Reality: Even Shy Love thinks this is all bullshit. Your soft, flabby body is evidence not of someone who has done Pilates or Yoga, but who ate too many Pop-Tarts.
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I had to rethink my career and where I was going, and what I would be able
to do. I wanted to continue entertaining; show my creativity, tell a story
and entertain people to keep them smiling. I thought about how I'd be able
to continue doing all this, and that's when becoming an exotic dancer came
to mind.
Reality: Wait just a minute here. Your body was too fucked up to do a double Lutz and skate backwards and spin around, but it was perfectly healthy enough to writhe around on a stripper pole, and bend over so sweaty degenerates like DaBurg could stick $5 bills into your overgrown asscrack? Please, this whole story is just another whore-invented bizarro world.
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I was intrigued and impressed by the people I met and could see how real
and open-minded they were.
Reality: being impressed with porn people is evidence that your parents did a horrible job raising you, and that you were probably not very well educated, as you claim. Were you impressed with Kurt Lackwood when he spermed your pussy in Creampie for the Straight Guy? How about when he started fucking trannies?
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I love embracing my sexuality and am happy with myself, inside and out. I see myself as an entertainer/entrepreneur; a shining star to the mainstream
audience that will blow people away with my sex goddess body.
Realtiy: aah yes, the "mainstream card." Tell me how that's working out. Gotten to act in any real movies lately? Do anything other than get your face jizzed on? Yeah, I didn't think so. Say hi to your mainstream failure Stormy for me.
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As an entertainer, she lights up the screen with sexy-sweet looks and a
charisma that recalls the Golden Age of porn.
Reality: Huh? Golden Age of porn? You know what reminds us of the Golden Age of porn? Hairy pussies, movies about incest, and the Meese Commission. You remind us of large asses, tongues and delusions of grandeur.
Sunny, call me in five years after you get too old and worn out for porn. Let's see how you feel about it then. I'll look for you washing dishes at the Chatsworth Sizzler. Or out picking lettuce with fellow washed out hooker Isabella Soprano.
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#398831 - 02/12/09 05:45 PM
Re: Sunny Lane -- Interview vs Reality
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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They are very open-minded, strong willed people that taught me great morals of life and love.
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#398832 - 02/12/09 05:52 PM
Re: Sunny Lane -- Interview vs Reality
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#398836 - 02/12/09 07:39 PM
Re: Sunny Lane -- Interview vs Reality
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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I hope there is a waterproof mattress pad under there, what a fucking mess, she's pissing a river. Gross 
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#398837 - 02/12/09 11:26 PM
Re: Sunny Lane -- Interview vs Reality
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Is there anything stroke worthy in fake squirting? I don't get it? If it's obviously over the top fake why would you want to see it? It's like those videos of huge fake black dicks. What's the point of hiring Shane Diesel and Byron Long who are already huge and have them hold a prosthetic cock? Why not just hire Tee Reel
Why do people hate on porn whores that have a positive attitude about porn?
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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#398838 - 02/13/09 12:37 AM
Re: Sunny Lane -- Interview vs Reality
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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The important things are these:
Sunny likes to fuck and suck in front of the cameras for others' pleasure.
She's got natural boobs.
She doesn't have any tattoos.
Anything else about her doesn't matter.
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It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#398840 - 02/13/09 11:09 AM
Re: Sunny Lane -- Interview vs Reality
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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Did we just discover another of your fetish's?
Are you going to follow me around in every thread now? Are you a lonely puppy?
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Honestly, I don't know...I'm torn. We haven't talked since AVN (other than the hearing in February)- Eric on Bree Olson
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#398842 - 02/21/09 08:09 AM
Re: Sunny Lane -- Interview vs Reality
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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http://www.bunnyranch.com/newsletter/sunny-avn/Click on the part of the page that actually takes you to her Bunny Ranch Statistics & Booking page. Compare her to the other whores, it is kinda obvious why she does porn. willie called me a "sweaty Degenerate." I resent this, because, while I may be a degenerate, the only things that make me sweat are Miami, Fl .... and Colombian heroin. (Too much Oxycontin might make me sweat too, if I am eating Jalapeno Dip at the same time.) Also, I'd never stick 5 dollar bills in this whore's ass crack in a strip club. Truth be told, on the rare times I actually sit near the rail in a strip club, I ignore most of the hags and instead give a 50 or 100 note to the one girl who I think deserves it and catches my eye, and who I want to at least spend a couple hours with at a private booth or table. Only thing sunny would get from me is a pretzel (if the bar serves them with drinks.) Get your facts straight, my fellow degenerate. 
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Are you gonna eat that?
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#398843 - 02/21/09 09:22 AM
Re: Sunny Lane -- Interview vs Reality
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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Burg, I hope I live to see the day when you're asked to deliver the commencement address at Harvard.
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"We had part of a Slinky - but I straightened it."
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