I just keeps getting more freaky every time...this time, instead of shooting it behind some 7-11, bukakke was shot in the the back parking lot of some Arco station...everyone just happended to be getting cheap gas there, so the aggregate crowd decided to blow their load on a whore....and guess who it was??.....it was Jim Lane's niece!...yip..that's right.

They're getting better cameras too...Mr. Steward broke the bank on the dudes salary, and popped (no pun intended) for better cameras...now, instead of having to tolerate VHS-C, viewers will now get to enjoy the grainy digital quality of the 'movie mode' on those cheap digital cameras that use SD Cards! I'm sure that Panasonic SV-AV 50 will yeild some hellish footage.

Unfortunately, Jim Lane's gay lover showed up unexpected, and you know what that means.....his lover boy brought some 'friends' with him...and instead of watching the girl play with her dildo, we were forced to watch Jim get an anal bukakke from a bunch of fags...too bad Fayner wasn't there for that....ALL the guys lost wood when this went down...they always do.....

Before we went in, we chased the girl around outside as an angry mob.....we threw stones at her...broke a few bottles over her head, and kicked her several times in the ribs.

Mr. Steward actually came in drag to watch, hoping no one would notice....but I caught ya Jeffie!

Jeffie was the one wearing the balloons this time!...he was entertaing the children who were puzzled why we were chanting "grease this fucking whore" in public...Jeff also gave Jim a sweet hummer to cheer him up after the ass pirates were done with him...he deserved it....I've never seen a man work harder for the older bukakke payscale of 50 bucks!.....the police showed up, but instead of arresting us, decided to participate in the bukkake too......and they didn't even have AIM tests....fuckers!

Also, it was good to meet the man from Cum Blow Us, Ohio.
Hope you enjoyed the shoot, dude!


ML

I don't know if this is an accurate report? Who was the girl? I think Kami did the other bukkake

I find it hard to believe that the police showed up and actually participated. If this is an accurate report, I'm relieved that I didn't show up!

Pure bullshit.

You're full of load!!!

Who were the bukkake girls? Kami Andrews and ? Was Emily Da Vinci interested in doing a bukkake? How much do girls get paid for doing a bukkake scene? If no girls show up for the shoot would the guys still get paid? Did Jeff Steward really show up in drag?

I sooo wanted to blast a load for Kami's beautiful body. Couldn't get off work and my boss already has me on a short leash. Fuck, I'll be regreting this for a long time.

ahh, what could have been.

I thought Kami didn't do it.

fuck you phatboy.

Jeeeez! Grouchy. I was just jokeing. Lighten up a little.

Kami wanted to do the shoot. Her agents didnt, especially about the price. (ie arianna not showing up either...)

this is a touchy subject phatboy...

kami has always done everything you could throw at her. But her agents and JM didnt agree on the price. JM wanted x amount, Direct wanted x amount. they couldnt come to a medium. Enough said.

Kami & Jeff,

Sorry to hear things did not work out. I'm glad I didn't go because I would have been disappointed without Kami being there. Hope you can "iron" things out for the future.

if that was a dig at the 40 odd cocks i suckesd for brandon he payed me really really well for that! I love american bukkake, i love jeff, im sad i didnt get to do it, but i am sure it came out great.

No offense to Kami but L.A. Direct needs to go kill themselves and let me shit on them for burial.

Did you want to do the shoot Kami?

True Dat!
Kami,
With as popular as you have become I feel that you are beyond haveing an agent tell you what you can and cannot do. I also feel that it's only costing you money. If they want to list you and get you work I think thats fine but if they deny you jobs that you want to do are they really working for you or against you? Same goes for Ms. Jollie.
Just my rant.
Feel free to critique.
PHATBOY

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Jeff,
You advertise Arianna Jollee for the bukkake and then you turn around and do a bait and switch with an unknown girl named Diamond? What the fuck??? Why dont you just say Jenna Jameson is doing it so your turnout will double.

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It sounds like dude is working against you instead of for you .Your agent is costing you money girl ,time to dump him .

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That day her agent got her just a boy girl shoot and she made more money...

Im not saying whats happened is right or wrong, you just dont know the whole story at all. there are alot of factors here. not just the agent, not just kami, not just JM...

Isn't it just like football, the free agents can go wherever they want as long as their agent can get them the money they want. We live in a Capitalist society you can do what you want for as much as you can get, I don't find fault with anyone involved- the 2 sides just couldn't get together. (although like everyone else I would have like to see Kami drinking loads)

That's besides MY point... L.A. Direct just flat out doesn't do it for me. They're money whores and true assholes on the phone to disbelief. Bad customer service... it's the errogance that gets in the way, what a shame otherwise they'd be great. Told from side-by-side experience in booking talent.

I agree with Gen 100%.
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