Oh, come on....really! She is a fine looking lassie who puts herself out there and bares it all. Good for her! She ingests semen for you. She doens't want much in return. A pat on the back. A nuzzle under her chin. A smile. Who are you to withold positive male attention for her sexual performances? I want her self-esteem to be based primarily on the approval of men like me. She is a cocksucking concubine, there to serve you.....and you want to poo-poo her? First of all, that's extra. Second, stop watching America's Next Top Model to get your skewed views of reality. Real women need dick, too. If you keep yapping at the heels of women who are holier than thou in the looks department, you will develop a gigantic madonna-whore complex. Trust me. The older I get, I see fewer madonnas and more whores.

My date last night was chaperoned back to her suite at a budget motel off the 405 freeway. The click-clack of her high heels on the pavement echoed off the 18 wheelers parked in the lot. She lives with her mom up north but came down to behave badly after being recruited by an agent on craigslist. Ah, freedom.

That's reality, my friend. That's go-under-the-blankets-and-hide stuff that will only come out years later on a therapists' couch.

Young women blowing random dudes for some coins and a burger. Hey, at least she didn't have to make it herself. Back home, that's what she was trying to avoid. She traded in her grease-soaked apron at McDonald's for a cum-soaked skirt at the shoot.