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Those resemblances are uncanny. I had to go with the basketball player.



Its my gift/curse.

p.s you are kinda cute zen, for a towel head.

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Monkey. You went to all that trouble just to say you prefer your cock heads to be massive and girthy? Go back to stalking Tony Tedeschi, you simian simpleton. You may swing from your tail but I don't swing that way.

I read between the lines of your post...the coke lines you call your "muse." It's all about coke heads and cock heads with you, isn't it?

Go away and leave me to my whores. They comfort me. They....they....love me. You and your ancestors created AIDS and ruined the party for the rest of us.

Thanks....



You still have a beautiful penis Brandon, you know exactly how I feel when it comes to your penis, ive sent you enough pms about it. I actually noticed that in the picture of your penis with this girl the head seems to be enhanced, it seems to be more in proportion to what a penis head should be on a penis of your size (girth that is), did you have something done or is it photo magic?

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Smelly Monkey? Hated.




I wish
Actually you are probably right

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Further evidence that Canadians shouldn't rap




I didn't even have to click on that to know it was going to be snow, but I did and now that song is going to be in my head for the next hour, thanks

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Her tits are great though




hmm they really aren't, I mean compared to the rest of her they are but in terms of tits they aren't that good, her areolas are misshaped and a little on the big size , they look like scars from breast surgery if only we didn't know better, they are big yes but good is questionable, to each their own

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monkey, don't they say "go with your first instinct".. you hit it right on the nose when you called Marciano on the first swing. I had to vote Carrey teeth for this reason, plus Juliette is too skinny.



I know but I couldn't use a repeat reference/image. It is a little lebronish though.

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you also left out her gut- but then again so did brandon, as he cleverly disguised it with the "don't worry just put your arm over it and bend forward" trick. if i had to draw a parallel, i'd venture present-day "Octopussy"- the psycho mom that just evac'd 8 mutant preemies from her in-vitro clown car. somewhere out in this world, that pile of deflated tires is at rest, slowly expanding and contracting as she breathes. and i don't just mean green top lady.



I donated $25 on her site




Jesus, I hope her body snaps back because I was planing on being baby daddy to number 15, you imagine the sex with a single mom with 14 kids to feed and a sick psychological need to have more kids, she'd be an animal.
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