monkey, don't they say "go with your first instinct".. you hit it right on the nose when you called Marciano on the first swing. my own personal runner up was Shark Tale, fwiw. So I had to vote Carrey teeth for this reason, plus Juliette is too skinny.



call me crazy, but something about her face and head keeps pulling me to Battlefield Earth John Travolta. i realize it makes no sense nor is it funny. i can't shake it. i'm thinking i might've gotten hit with some scientology subliminal advertising voodoo that came through radio waves.



you also left out her gut- but then again so did brandon, as he cleverly disguised it with the "don't worry just put your arm over it and bend forward" trick. if i had to draw a celebrity parallel, i'd venture present-day "Octopussy"- the semi-famous psycho mom that just evac'd 8 mutant preemies from her in-vitro clown car. somewhere out in this world, that pile of deflated tires is at rest, slowly expanding and contracting as she breathes. and i don't just mean green top lady.



go with god.