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#398753 - 02/12/09 07:48 AM
Devin Rae: Your favorite Celebrity feature POLL
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Porn Jesus
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Brandon Irons is infamous for the quality of women he has sex with on and off camera, but recently he set a new low. Devin Rae. I've been oddly drawn to her thread and just realized why, she is like a mix and match of the worst features of celebrities. So im going to ask you, the people of XPT to vote on your favorite, or perhaps list a feature I might of missed. Subject: Devin Rae  Her Jim Carrey in dumb and dumber tooth: I like it, it draws attention away from her nose (which i'll get to later in the thread) and im sure brandon loved the razor sharp edge rubbing against his undersized penis head as she performed sexual acts on it with her mouth.  Lebron James nose: retired prize fighter slash 6-8 negro nose, she can tke a punch flush.  Fat Juliette Lewis face: Cover the nose and close the grill and its pretty close. (off point but Ive never meet anyone who thinks shes attractive, and she gives me the creeps, brad pitt was banging her at one point) 
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#398754 - 02/12/09 11:49 AM
Re: Devin Rae: Your favorite Celebrity feature POLL
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Those resemblances are uncanny. I had to go with the basketball player.
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#398757 - 02/12/09 01:31 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey likes BIG cock heads! BIG!!!
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Registered: 04/18/03
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Don't stress me out. My doctor said stress is bad for me.
My movies? X-rated.
Her beauty? Debated.
My cock? Elongated.
My emotion? Elated.
My lust? Sated.
My community? Gated.
Smelly Monkey? Hated.
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#398760 - 02/12/09 03:25 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey likes BIG cock heads! BIG!!!
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Her tits are great though....
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#398762 - 02/12/09 07:45 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey likes BIG cock heads! BIG!!!
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#398765 - 02/12/09 09:35 PM
Re: Smelly Monkey likes BIG cock heads! BIG!!!
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Damn Mr Irons is CANADIAN??!!?? I guess that explains a lot. Please tell me he aint French Canadian. Only thing worse than a Canadian is a French Canadian.
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#398767 - 02/12/09 11:42 PM
Re: Devin Rae: Your favorite Celebrity feature POLL
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Those resemblances are uncanny. I had to go with the basketball player.
Its my gift/curse.
p.s you are kinda cute zen, for a towel head.
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Monkey. You went to all that trouble just to say you prefer your cock heads to be massive and girthy? Go back to stalking Tony Tedeschi, you simian simpleton. You may swing from your tail but I don't swing that way.
I read between the lines of your post...the coke lines you call your "muse." It's all about coke heads and cock heads with you, isn't it?
Go away and leave me to my whores. They comfort me. They....they....love me. You and your ancestors created AIDS and ruined the party for the rest of us.
Thanks....
You still have a beautiful penis Brandon, you know exactly how I feel when it comes to your penis, ive sent you enough pms about it. I actually noticed that in the picture of your penis with this girl the head seems to be enhanced, it seems to be more in proportion to what a penis head should be on a penis of your size (girth that is), did you have something done or is it photo magic?
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Smelly Monkey? Hated.
I wish 
Actually you are probably right 
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Further evidence that Canadians shouldn't rap
I didn't even have to click on that to know it was going to be snow, but I did and now that song is going to be in my head for the next hour, thanks 
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Her tits are great though
hmm they really aren't, I mean compared to the rest of her they are but in terms of tits they aren't that good, her areolas are misshaped and a little on the big size , they look like scars from breast surgery if only we didn't know better, they are big yes but good is questionable, to each their own
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monkey, don't they say "go with your first instinct".. you hit it right on the nose when you called Marciano on the first swing. I had to vote Carrey teeth for this reason, plus Juliette is too skinny.
I know but I couldn't use a repeat reference/image. It is a little lebronish though.
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you also left out her gut- but then again so did brandon, as he cleverly disguised it with the "don't worry just put your arm over it and bend forward" trick. if i had to draw a parallel, i'd venture present-day "Octopussy"- the psycho mom that just evac'd 8 mutant preemies from her in-vitro clown car. somewhere out in this world, that pile of deflated tires is at rest, slowly expanding and contracting as she breathes. and i don't just mean green top lady.
I donated $25 on her site
Jesus, I hope her body snaps back because I was planing on being baby daddy to number 15, you imagine the sex with a single mom with 14 kids to feed and a sick psychological need to have more kids, she'd be an animal.
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#398768 - 02/13/09 11:36 AM
Re: Smelly Monkey likes BIG cock heads! BIG!!!
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
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Don't stress me out. My doctor said stress is bad for me.
My movies? X-rated.
Her beauty? Debated.
My cock? Elongated.
My emotion? Elated.
My lust? Sated.
My community? Gated.
Smelly Monkey? Hated.
I can't really bust on Brandon because he does get a lot of pussy not matter how ugly their face is. WOOF 
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#398769 - 02/13/09 11:50 AM
Re: Smelly Monkey likes BIG cock heads! BIG!!!
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Oh, come on....really! She is a fine looking lassie who puts herself out there and bares it all. Good for her! She ingests semen for you. She doens't want much in return. A pat on the back. A nuzzle under her chin. A smile. Who are you to withold positive male attention for her sexual performances? I want her self-esteem to be based primarily on the approval of men like me. She is a cocksucking concubine, there to serve you.....and you want to poo-poo her? First of all, that's extra. Second, stop watching America's Next Top Model to get your skewed views of reality. Real women need dick, too. If you keep yapping at the heels of women who are holier than thou in the looks department, you will develop a gigantic madonna-whore complex. Trust me. The older I get, I see fewer madonnas and more whores.
My date last night was chaperoned back to her suite at a budget motel off the 405 freeway. The click-clack of her high heels on the pavement echoed off the 18 wheelers parked in the lot. She lives with her mom up north but came down to behave badly after being recruited by an agent on craigslist. Ah, freedom.
That's reality, my friend. That's go-under-the-blankets-and-hide stuff that will only come out years later on a therapists' couch.
Young women blowing random dudes for some coins and a burger. Hey, at least she didn't have to make it herself. Back home, that's what she was trying to avoid. She traded in her grease-soaked apron at McDonald's for a cum-soaked skirt at the shoot.
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#398771 - 03/17/09 12:02 PM
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Hi, Brandon.
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