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#398691 - 02/12/09 02:45 AM Perverted Planet #4
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Just introducing PERVERTED PLANET #4. Seven scenes with some fun girls, man. If you ever go to Prague, let me know and I'll hook you up with some sluts. Bring money.



Scene Breakdown:
1. Valentina Rossi, Elena Peterson BGG-anal scene with Joe Blow. Cum in mouth. Swallow finish.
2. Cynthia Vellons blowjob/footjob with me. Facial.
3. Sarah Twain BG-anal scene with Steve Holmes. Facial.
4. Tera Joy BG-anal scene with Joe Blow. Anal creampie.
5. Cynthia Vellons BG scene with Denis Marti. Facial.
6. Tera Joy blowjob with me. Cum in mouth.
7. Jenna Lovely BG-anal scene with Joe Blow. Facial.

DVD Extras:
Mia Lina from www.spermcocktail.com (She swallows 10 loads.)
Jessie Alba from www.loadmymouth.com
Photo Gallery
Website Previews
Director's Biography

If you want to check out 30 minutes of any of the other volumes for free on VOD, write me at brandoniron_99@yahoo.com and I'll help you out. You must confirm your age.

Enjoy!


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#398692 - 02/12/09 09:03 AM Re: Perverted Planet #4
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Dude, where is the printing and DLTs for this masterpiece? You are going to miss your ship date.
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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

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#398693 - 02/12/09 01:00 PM Re: Perverted Planet #4
Brandon_Iron Offline
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The key is to create anticipation. PERVERTED PLANET #3 is numero uno for JM VOD right now so a little drama is like a spice added to the broth.
As Mike Tyson once said, "My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious."

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#398694 - 02/12/09 01:02 PM Re: Perverted Planet #4
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Registered: 09/23/04
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WTG Brandon- telling the boss how to run his business.

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#398695 - 02/12/09 01:21 PM Re: Perverted Planet #4
Brandon_Iron Offline
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I have tap danced my way through 17 flawless releases and intend to improve my record to 18-0.

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#398696 - 02/12/09 01:25 PM Re: Perverted Planet #4
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

Dude, where is the printing and DLTs for this masterpiece? You are going to miss your ship date.




This is why teachers shouldn't fall in love with their students. Brandon took so much time daydreaming distant shores and obsessing over the perfect boxcover shot for the g/f, that now the boat is taking water.

See Bran, this is why we don't give a PW the spare key to our head. the previous two volumes had a cover with a girl writhing around like she's trying to get -off- the pole, and now you hit us with a hallmark card serenade in v4. granted maybe it *is* more marketable but it's still interesting.



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#398697 - 02/12/09 01:42 PM Re: Perverted Planet #4
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Sorry, I was over at www.adultdvdnow.com perusing the best-selling JM Prods titles....
1 She Is Half My Age 5
2 Mandinka Parties 3
3 Pop Tarts 2
4 Arch Enemies
5 Freaks of Cock 4
6 Violation of Chelsie Rae, The
7 Lesbian Bukkake 9
8 Bootylicious: Thick as a Brick
9 She Is Half My Age 4
10 Hookers and Blow 2

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#398698 - 02/12/09 05:45 PM Re: Perverted Planet #4
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That's all well and good but Jeff still wants the printing and DLTs. And you will get them to him on time.

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#398699 - 02/12/09 06:30 PM Re: Perverted Planet #4
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Jeff and I had a meeting today. We have agreed in principle that I will leave JM Productions in April and will then self-distribute through BJ Productions. The offices will be located next to JM.

Mark: Don't worry, Jenna Lovely gets sodomized.

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#398700 - 02/12/09 06:48 PM Re: Perverted Planet #4
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Well, I'm sincere in saying congratulations for getting your own gig. You've been screwed over enough with your previous associations and Lord knows you don't make good choices but moving to JM was probably a good one to get you up and running again.

As much as I like witnessing your fuck-ups best wishes with your new endeavor.

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#398701 - 02/12/09 07:42 PM Re: Perverted Planet #4
Brandon_Iron Offline
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I'm reconsidering my decision. The "offices" next to JM Productions are, in fact, a dumpster. What I took for a skylight is actually the lid. Also, my inventory that I stored in there 3 days ago has vanished.

I'm pissed at my commercial realtor.

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#398702 - 02/12/09 08:11 PM Re: Perverted Planet #4
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Damn I've been punked by Brandon Irons. Whores lie.

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#398703 - 02/13/09 08:48 AM Re: Perverted Planet #4
Brandon_Iron Offline
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Ok. Ok. The move is back on, really. Jeff explained that a truck came by to pick up my inventory. It's a new courier company called Waste Management. They have trucks that have forklifts in the front. Now I don't have to hire a warehouse guy. The truck came to my office, picked it up, and placed the product inside. Jeff hasn't explained how they do the piece count yet and I'm still waiting for an invoice.

Anyway, not to brag or anything but I think I moved about 5,000 pieces this week. I didn't think I would do so well out the door!


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#398704 - 02/13/09 10:04 AM Re: Perverted Planet #4
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Damn I've been punked by Brandon Irons. Whores lie.




Awesome
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#398705 - 02/13/09 11:35 AM Re: Perverted Planet #4
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

Damn I've been punked by Brandon Irons. Whores lie.




don't feel bad- learn to assume the opposite of what he says is true. the red flag was the office space- no one's giving him one. i started a consulting job once, asked the owner for my own laptop, and he said "na, let's have you make some money first".



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#398706 - 02/13/09 12:05 PM Re: Perverted Planet #4
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Registered: 04/18/03
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Now I have a serious problem. Very serious. I called Waste Management to track the shipping of SHE IS HALF MY AGE #7 to distributors on the east coast and they said my stuff was garbage. I said, "Hey! No need to be insulting! Just give me the Purchase Order info and fax back the billing info." They hung up on me.

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