What seems strange is that anyone here would doubt that things like this DO exist. Apart from HIV at Burger King, everything in this thread seems very plausible.

Take away the socially contructed mommy and daddy stuff, and you've got a bunch of human trying to get fucked as often and by as many people as possible. Listing stats and possibilities for pregnancies (and even treating pregnancy as a joke or just part of the game) seems highly likely.